Friday’s Shortpacked! will be Dark of the Moon-based, and thus will have some plot spoilers. You have been duly warned!
And read below in the blog about my MOVING SALE in the store!
Batman can do everything.
Including racing stripes.
With his penis?
Especially with his penis.
Does Batman have racing stripes on his penis?
If so, he and Talia should probably seek medical attention.
Damian was conceived in record time, apparently.
it was so fast – it ran negative numbers…
DC comics is doing a line wide reboot. Reboot! Get it? Sigh.
and considering what happens to Flash in flashpoint 2, those lines won’t help him at all.. T.T
On a (somewhat) related note, Reboot is also getting a reboot.
Wait, what? REALLY?
They’re supposed to be making a film trilogy. I’ll believe it when I see it.
I think I just wet myself in joy. Where did you hear about this?
I don’t rightly remember where I first heard about it. It’s been being talked about for a couple years now but not much has come of it. Supposed to be a film trilogy, but a recent quote makes it sound like it might be just the one film.
There’s this trailer here which I seem to recall was at one point on a legit channel.
I seem to recall seeing something on some blog once that people thought was a character design for the movie, but the sources were questionable at best.
So yeah… that’s all I got right now. Really wish I had more Here’s hoping this pans out.
That is too perfect.
Do you know what other kind of lines can help you go faster? The white powdery kind. *sniffle*
Are you insinuating that Snowflame is faster than the Flash?
If this person often has nosebleeds than possibly yes.
Info on Snowflame
You don’t know Snowflame?! Oh my god, you’re going to love this: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/7470-newguard2
A superhero (or is it villain) who is powered by cocaine. Does this mean that Iceman is powered by crystal meth?
Nope, he’s powered by the music of Vanilla Ice. maybe. in my mind
And Spider-Man loves Mary Jane.
SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!
That’s it. We need to bring Snowflame back.
He don’t lie,
he don’t lie,
he don’t lie;
If you wanna hang out you got to take her home snowflame!
If you wanna get down – down on the ground snowflame!
It is a helluva drug.
Snowflame: the only character of the DCU who should have been brought back in a crisis that wasn’t. alas poor Snowflame, we barely knew you…
Snowflame would be easy to bring back too – he has no idea why he’s alive, he was high!
Heck, he’s high now.
hmm Batman, I know it’s your “thing” and all, but you may want to try a different color than black. I don’t know that near invisible racing stripes have the same effect.
Sure they do. They mean that you’re fast enough to not be seen.
Lines…..It’s ALL about the LINES!
The lines help him run faster and sticking out his tongue helps him draw faster….
No… sticking his tongue out helps him draw “more accuratly” so you don’t have to “do over” any lines !!!
So that’s how Thier costumes got so much detail.
It’s so he can get into a room and stand behind people waiting for them to notice him before speaking, but faster!
Once again we are reminded that Batman is still an eight year old who thinks Zorro is cool.
BTW, Zorro is cool. I wasn’t trying to say he wasn’t. Not that this will curb any responses to the contrary.
To the contrary it is since Zoro is HOT!!!
PRO TIP: A high collar will help to reduce wind resistance!
Okay that there? Quite possible the most adorable Bruce/Batman moment in a long time.
I’m still not sure how to feel about this whole comic relaunch/rebooth/renumber/retelling/whatever they’re calling it now.
There’s gonna be a nightwing again. I’m all for it.
At least this will distract him from compulsively saying “I’m Batman” all the time.
Yeah, but you know he’s thinking it.
I’m not convinced this was the real Batman.
Second panel should have read, “That’s redicolous! I’m Batman.”
Arrgh, bloody typos.
*Hangs head in shame*
What we don’t realize is that Batman’s actually holding a Wayne Enterprises super, armor-enhancing, techno-pen!
Yeah, that’s it….sure….I’m Batman.
So all the extra lines on Bruce’s post-return gloves help him punch harder?
Cracks me up double. Silly Barry, extra lines make you look slower. Silly.
Hah! My two complaints about the new Flash costume are the chin strap and those ultra-detailed boots.
Maybe the chin strap helps him breathe in space?
RED ‘UNS GO FASTAH!!!
To be fair, if the flash told me how to run fast I’d listen.
And now we know the super secret behind Flash’s super speed! Next thing you know, we’ll be learning the secret behind Batman’s ability to be the best in everythi-oh wait… We saw that just now, too…
more lines = more time for artists to draw each panel means books are late = slower not faster, at least meta-wise.
“Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.”
Silly Flash, everyone knows you use lines to look more high tech.
Flame decals make you look faster.
There is nothing cuter than Batman drawing on his boots with his tongue sticking out. ^_^ Or maybe that’s just me.
I really wish they’d stop letting Jim lee “design” stuff.
He’s practically all red. How much faster can he go?
Wow, the new Superman is gonna be CRAZY fast!
God damnit, Jim.
I do like the extra lines… tend to make superhero suits more like clothes than just paint all over the body…
Would be fun if we had a hero who really was just using body paint though.
Superman: Ah, if it isn’t The Painted Avenger. How’s it hanging?
PE: Low loose and purple, but you knew that *Wink*
*giggles because she loves the idea*
I did once see NSFW fanart a few years back of Rogue that suggested her then-current costume was just green-and-yellow spray-on latex and some black rubber-bands…
That is quite a dangerous idea considering who Rogue is…
Yeah because boots are assembled from fitted exterior panels mounted on a rigid framework and have vents and stuff. They should look like wingless aircraft or compact cars.
Comics like this and the last one are the only reason I still bring this website up. I love this stuff.
But is he really Batman? He didn’t say I’m Batman.
Willis, did you do this?
I wrote that part of the wiki they quoted from a canonical source, if that’s what you mean by “did this.”
Yes sir, that is pretty much what I meant.
Weird how the pen doesn’t move, but the amount of detailing increases.
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