What, I have an audience? These things aren’t just to please myself?
One hero stands against the soggies. The captain.
… Captain Crunch!
But who will save him?
Tony the Tiger? I hear he’s Grrrrrr-reat!
The deadliest trio of cereal mascots that are never heard until the milk is poured:
Snap: The Martial Arts Master/Contortionist who leaves victims bones obliterated and can sneak into tight places by willfully dislocating his own body structure.
Crackle: The Arson/Demolition Expert party boy that knows just how hot and explosive any situation can get… especially when he’s around with some gasoline or a hand full of C4.
Pop: The Sniper/Gun Nut whose legendary long range, or close up, explosive head-shots are secondary to his surly attitude when anyone mistakenly says his name wrong citing “I’M NOT ANYBODIE’S ‘POPS’!!”
They are… THE RICE KRISPIES. The “K” is for “Killers.”
I’m nominating you sir for the most awesome cereal related comment in the universe award!
I remember thinking as soon as I saw apes in the trailer that was some kind of remake/sequel.
Planet of the Apes, I mean.
The second I saw that the monkey was amazingly smart I knew the plot was going to involve the apes taking the planet over.
I kind of wish they’d psyched me out by making it Gorilla Grodd: The Movie.
It reminded me of the Powerpuff Girls movie
Me too! I said the same thing to my fiance when we first saw the trailer. I’m going to be waiting for the PPG to save the day
“That’s all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me. “
Bravely Sir Robin ran away…
(Has Princess Bride and Monty Python invaded the comics’ comments lately? I’ve been seeing it more frequently. Must be an epidemic. I can live with this one.)
Those things have always been popular among certain circles, plus it is my first name
*tsk* and here I thought it was a Frog Prince reference
Well, they aren’t just to please yourself.
If anyone else is pleased by my comics, that’s just a happy accident.
I was having one of the saddest days ever (picked up my dog’s ashes), and this cheered me up and made me laugh.
I remember the day Snkrs died, and we came home from taking her remains to the vet so that they could get cremated. Still in kind of a numb haze, we sat down in front of the television and put on a rerun of The Simpsons.
Within the first five minutes, Bart’s class’s pet hamster had died and was thrown casually into a trash can.
We laughed. We also cried. It was a weird experience. Seriously, how is that for luck?
Long story short, I’m glad I got a laugh out of you this day without (hopefully) also a cry.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I think the first laugh/cry happened when someone dropped some food and it wasn’t stolen before hitting the floor.
The tough thing has been that I’veneeded to be the “strong one” for the family, so I can’t cry, because they’re already a mess and they’d fall apart without my shoulder to cry on. But today, I went to pick up Scotty’s ashes alone, and I ended up breaking down back in the car in the parking lot.
So yeah, thanks for the laughter! Mind you, you’ve made me laugh since about 2002, but today was awesome, too.
Hell, “just to please myself” is the only reason my comics EXIST. That other people enjoy them continues to confuse and frighten me.
Get out of my head Willis!
I wonder how many people even remember what the Soggies. I also wonder how many people missed the hat.
Wait wait wait. Captian Crunch takes place after the apocolypse?
Why do you think he commands an old fashioned wooden ship, even though he hangs out with modern day children?
Clearly the Soggies have all the technology, and humankind has regressed.
What are Soggies and why may they rule?
Ditto on that question!
The arch nemesis’ of Captain Crunch, the American cereal mascot. They had a loooong series of ads on American TV, with a full on WAR. It was crazy. I’ll let the 4th funniest man in the world explain it for me. go to 9:17
How can they swim without dissolving?! HOW?!
Presumably swimming would just make them soggier. That’s like the source of their power or something right?
…Even got the domain name too.
Holy crap, that’s awesome.
At least it’s nothing to do with Soggy Saos… yeek!
(…does anyone even know what that’s supposed to refer to?)
With today’s going rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually became a movie!
I’m not sure what it says about me that I find the baby Soggie vaguely adorable.
*slowly backs away from MM*
Robin was right all along.
The mistake was obviously in leaving air-holes in the box.
And upon that, the box is cardboard.
IT IS AS IF THEY WERE PSYCHICALLY CONTROLLED TOWARDS PLAYING INTO ITS ABILITIES.
Nice touch with the URL.
It really is the little things.
..This comes up an aweful lot in Shortpacked.
Because THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW!
Yes, the Soggies are planning the downfall of humanity as we speak. Soon, we will welcome our soggy overlords.
I’d worry more about the cavity creeps.
What are the cavity creeps?
GIYF. And so is Crest Gel, apparently.
“WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!”
Hooray! *prepares gift basket*
It should be quite obvious. If some people might be offended by kids eating soggy cereals, they must be really weirded out when it happens the other way around, the soggy cereals eating their kids. Eeeep, creepy! Do they even have a digestive tract?
I only ever liked the berries, the crunchy bits were too scratchy.
On topic, I actually enjoy eating soggy cereals, they remind me of squid. Or mochi. Which initially seem to be thought as squid replacement.
There is nothing funny about soggy cereal. The consequences are dire. People switch back to eatting bacon and eggs. Think of the farm animals Willis.
Hah! Glad I’m not the only one who drew that parallel!
Gah. Finally… Done… All nighter… Archive binge…
I’m so tired my brain forgot how to speaky words for a second
…Nope, my brain can’t come up with something funny. Dammit
Kinda reminds me of Breakfast of the Gods. Damn, that took me an entire day to read. I didn’t get any work done that day.
What is it with cereal companies and yucky snot monsters? It’s not just Cap’n Crunch, but also Chex — look at this ridiculousness, it’s hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSpGQ5AVJpI
As a promotional stunt, they reskinned Doom in the 90s and put it on AOL CDs in their cereal boxes.
Dude, I beat that game so hard back in the day.
The only man we can turn to in this time of crisis is a man who has been to hell and back. He was a cereal villian once, so he knows the ropes, but he’s a changed man since he lost his job to the wolf. That’s right…I’m talkin’ about the Cookie Crisp Crook. With a little help from special tech made by the two previously missing Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chefs, we may just have a chance…
What about Chip?
The wolf didn’t just steal his job, it stole his identity.
Now I have a mental image of Cap’n Crunch shouting at a partially-submerged Statue of Liberty, “You did it, you finally did it! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!”
“You maniacs! You saturated it!”
Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
google “Breakfast of the Gods”. It fortells all.
Or you could just give a link. http://breakfastofthegods.com/
Someone get The Thing on the phone. We’re going to need him, Captain Crunch, Spider-Man, and a truck load of Hostess Fruit Pies!
Move it people!
This is the scariest thing since Count Chocula’s awful reign of terror.
It’s all about the Boo Berry.
Ya know, looking at movies like Rise of the Planet Of the Apes, Finding Nemo, Splice, and 28 days later, I’ve learned one thing (and I’m not trying to be racist) but white people are always messing with things that the shouldn’t, or trying to save something that doesn’t need to be, and in the end, we all suffer.
You know I want to see that ape jumping at the helicopter scene in a parody. Pilot adjusts positions slightly and right into the blades
At least it’s not…
Or worst, The Burger King.
I was gonna leave without comment but now I’m scared.
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