They finally found a use for Roz.
Yeah, that was my first thought too. Only time I’ve seen her show up and not immediately wanted to swear.
I am disappointed.
I AM DISAPPOINT
Well, she is an expert in the Dumbiverse.
I think you forget how she earns her income in *this* universe.
I know, but I was talking about how in DoA she’s trying to educate people on safe sex.
Is that what the kids call it these days?
That’s what Willis called it on Formspring.
Dumbiverse sounds like what you would call the universe when you were mad at it.
I will do this from now on.
I find it odd that Galasso has no concept of sex or gender now, yet it seems that he knew what he was talking about when he was trying to get Conquest knocked up.
“WILL NO ONE FLOOD MY DAUGHTER WITH SPERM?”
He heard about “semen” and how it can lead to an heir while perusing the interwebs.
The next question, of course, is “how did Galasso peruse the interwebs and NOT run into a porn educational website that displayed genitalia?
I think we can safely assume that, while Galasso knows some important gender and sex-associated words, and can vaguely figure out where they belong in a sentence, he does not actually know what they mean, only that they make sense to other people.
Yeah, he thought Amber or Robin could flood his daughter with sperm.
And the horse, don’t forget the horse.
15 minutes huh? Either the house is nearby or they broke the sound barrier getting Roz.
Or they called her on a phone.
Damn you and your modern conveniences!
Or they just gave Robin a couple of Pixy Stix and asked her to fetch Roz.
Its because he’s dicking with them.
Roz…. of course. The one who doesn’t care talking about this stuff.
I feel bad for him, I truly do.
Roz still uses flash drives? What about 1TB hard drives? Surely she could use one badly.
Tis the future man. Haven’t you heard of 1 TB Flash drives?
Hell, with that brief period of Whirled Peas, they probably figured out 16TB flash drives that have wireless cloud access.
Now you’re just making up words.
Wait a minute … you actually have never heard of 16TBFDTHWCAs?
Hey man, you don’t know how many videos she’s got. Maybe they are 1 TB drives O_O
is it just me or do the dolls behind them look like the wal-mart prostitue robin got ethan? would be an awesome time to see him again
In 15 minutes Ethan and Leslie got it on, Galasso didn’t get it and now Roz is up to bat.
Well, that ended about as peacefully and productively as it could have. All it took was six people’s combined efforts to give Galasso the necessary insight to make sex babies that will eventually conquer the planet in his name.
It takes a village…
To contain Galasso’s mighty sperm?
I wouldn’t be surprised if Roz fraks Galasso!
Wow… this is just going to be a train wreck. And we’re all going to sit here, munching popcorn.
Aww, they were just gettin to the good part!
Will Galasso ever actually learn anything? One must wonder with Roz as his teacher……
She could always give him a hands-on demonstration. Perhaps that’s taking one for the team?
So she’ll become his heir?
this is going to be awesome, but like something horrible (train wreck was used already)
I’m not entirely certain Roz’s videos will teach him how to have *child-producing* sex…
Alas poor Jacob, I knew him Galasso.
So did everyone else…. biblicly
And the truth of Jacob will come to light!
Well, how else would label a sex video with a guy named Jacob? It doesn’t make any sense to label it “potato.”
Unless potatoes were involved at some point. Maybe Roz is into that.
But in that case, she’d probably have a bunch of “Potato” drives, and naming them after the guy is still the most efficient method.
If we see Galasso acting uncomfortable around the Mr. Potato Head dolls from now on, we’ll have an answer.
What Galasso learned: the …”dingus”?…yes..”dingus”…it goes into the uh…the “whore’s gape” (I THINK that’s what Mike called it), and uh…then it totally fails and so….you get that little pointy buzzing thing and there is Barry White music and then shortly after that …uh….there is a “intimate nap” and then the beer really kicks in and everyone has to go pee every twenty minutes …usually until about11:30pm. Is that it?
That’s how I was taught.
I’ve always imagined Galasso having an awesome, intimidating voice, kinda like Christopher Lee
This is my favourite storyline in a while.
Yeah, I’m really loving this storyline.
Now we learn that Galasso is from Missouri! (the “Show Me State”)
Wait a sec, this is going to turn into Drama when Amber wonders over just in time to see the end of the Jacob video, with him admitting he is in love with her…
…and the whole sleeping with her Mum thing, for the Punchline.
Oh. Oh dear.
“Why is this on labeled Jacob?”
Sad part is? I don’t think I’ll be able to take her seriously without the condom hat on…….
I like to think they gave it an honest try during those fifteen minutes.
Are those Mike dolls in the background?
No “Jacob” tag?
He doesn’t appear or speak!
Funny, and pretty much exactly as I expected it to play out.
In the end, Galasso goes to Google answers, causing http://howisbabbyformed.com/
I hope not. He’s just learning the basics of sex. The stuff on Google is way to advanced… and unsettling.
is that considered sex education or ADVANCED sex education?
Somehow I get the feeling that Connie will eventually show up in this thread….
Hellooooooo sexual harassment lawsuit. Seriously, with the stuff that goes in this store, I’m surprised no one has done it yet and retired.
1) Imagine that Galasso has a high squeaky voice.
2) Your mom will show Galasso the same type of thing for a nickel.
3) I read everything Willis says in a sarcastic-good-job voice, thanks to his avatar.
I can’t decide what would be worse… That she’s still shagging Jacob, or if she had a flashdrive full of werewolf fetish porn.
Is Galasso supposed to look like MC Frontalot? =P
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