Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (38) ¬

1. 
   zodconvoy

   February 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

   I just don’t understand all the complaining about more Animated figures.

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     David Herbert

     February 21, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

     Shelf space can be an issue.
2. 
   Jen Aside

   February 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

   Even Joe doesn’t want to see her naked. Dag.

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     Strannik

     February 21, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

     With the sex tape and all, he probably already has.
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     andersonfire

     February 21, 2011 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

     Well, he wouldn’t even Joe her up the butt.
3. 
   RaijinK

   February 21, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   Gasp! A new storyline already? I don’t suppose this means we’ll be going back on a five-day week already?

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     Joebo

     February 21, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

     You know, I was going to >gasp< but now you've stolen my thunder.

     I'm watching you boy, I'm watching you.

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       Rowen Morland

       February 21, 2011 at 9:43 am | # | Reply

       Pretty creepy with that gravatar.
4. 
   Tallestblue

   February 21, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Cheerleaders or Robin and a talking/flying car? Tough choice….
5. 
   TheAlucinaut

   February 21, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

   Is Joe single again? Did I miss something?

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     Undrave

     February 21, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

     Joe is only single for as long as Joe is inclined to be.

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       arjay2813

       February 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

       with his penis
6. 
   MonkeyBiz

   February 21, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

   Joe will act like he’s going to Joe her, but we’ll have to wait for Monday for any Joeing.
7. 
   Shift

   February 21, 2011 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

   Always classy Joe…
8. 
   Dedlok

   February 21, 2011 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

   Oh dear god, I initially read that as “A bunch of half-naked babies!” D:

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     David Willis

     February 21, 2011 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

     So did I, just now, and for a second I was worried I’d made a horrible typo.

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       halcyon1234

       February 21, 2011 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

       A typo like that would be so babies.

       But since it isn’t a typo, you can celebrate. It’s so babes!
9. 
   The Sound Defense

   February 21, 2011 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

   So I’m guessing things didn’t work out with Joe and Rachel.

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     Joebo

     February 21, 2011 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

     Not necessarily, could be that he’s just hopeful for surprise.
10. 
    andersonfire

    February 21, 2011 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Joe and Robin? Things look like they’re promising to be interesting!
11. 
    T Campbell

    February 21, 2011 at 2:24 am | # | Reply

    Joe and Robin and Ultra Car in a new story titled “Daddy Issues.” Joe discovered Robin’s own daddy issues back in the It’s Walky days, and discovered Ultra Car’s (with Joe as the “daddy”) in UC’s last seen visit.

    Joe may have a few of his own: his divorcing parents competed for his affection in college, and the split affected him more than he likes to admit.

    At any rate, if Robin’s here to ask advice, Joe’s perspective should be interesting. Despite his own promiscuity, he’s always respected the committed relationships of his friends, once he’s satisfied that those relationships are real and not mere nostalgic self-delusion.
12. 
    Cholma

    February 21, 2011 at 5:51 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone else hear Paul “Jarvis” Bettany’s voice when they read the computer’s dialog? (I’m assuming that’s an AI announcing his visitors instead of a secretary)
13. 
    CreatureSH

    February 21, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Is it sad that what makes me giddy about this is how recognizable the barely-visible representations of various Transformers are?
14. 
    TTT

    February 21, 2011 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Is that supposed to look like the Zarak Building?

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      Trae Dorn

      February 21, 2011 at 10:30 am | # | Reply

      I’m fairly sure it’s just supposed to look like a penis.
15. 
    Matt of Steel

    February 21, 2011 at 9:08 am | # | Reply

    Wait Robin … so you go to Joe for HELP with RELATIONSHIPS? Unless you want to learn how to Joe Leslie I’m not sure that’s going to help things.
16. 
    izzatrix

    February 21, 2011 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

    If Pittsburgh and Green Bay didn’t need cheerleaders then neither does Joe.
17. 
    XLR

    February 21, 2011 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

    wait, he’s Joe!? Um. Why didn’t I expect that? Did they say he was joe before? :/ if so I don’t remember
18. 
    Hoop

    February 21, 2011 at 11:07 am | # | Reply

    How many fucking Unicrons does Joe HAVE?

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      David Willis

      February 21, 2011 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

      At least three. Armada, Energon, 2010.

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        zodconvoy

        February 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply

        I wouldn’t be surprised if he had the ’86 Unicron and BW Neo prototypes as well.
19. 
    XLR

    February 21, 2011 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

    Nevermind got to the part in “It’s Walky!” With Ultracar. I’m so dope.
20. 
    Madock345

    February 21, 2011 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    The skylight on top makes his Penis-building look like its uncircumcised, this is odd for a jewish man.
21. 
    remy

    February 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    Yay! storytime!

    *crosses legs and sits on the carpet*
22. 
    Lokitsu

    February 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

    The beard has to go.

    Or at least be trimmed.

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      Cassidy

      February 21, 2011 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

      joe cant joe the ladies (with his penis) if there is a big bush at his mouth. he might scare them away making him un-joe-able
23. 
    Robin

    February 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    Sweet, I only have a small handful or Transformers figures, but I do have that Bumblebee that Joe does

    I can’t get it back in car form though, it always seems like I’d break it when I try
24. 
    wnderjif

    February 22, 2011 at 12:28 pm | # | Reply

    the real question, is how big of a display case would Willis need to properly shopw everything off?