Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (66) ¬

1. 
   Fissioninferno

   January 20, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   FOR SCIENCE!!!
2. 
   David Herbert

   January 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   I’m currently working on a lesbian graphic novel. For science.
3. 
   Dedlok

   January 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   Yes, when you do that stuff it’s call and awesome, but when someone else does it it’s annoying.

   I can’t argue with that logic.
4. 
   Tanner

   January 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   “For science”… Damn, I love this comic.

   Also, I think she’s warming up to Jake.
5. 
   Dedlok

   January 20, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Bah that was supposed to be “cool’ not “call”.
6. 
   Well.

   January 20, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

   With her science.
7. 
   arjay2813

   January 20, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

   o.O rule 34 of robin is kind of a weird thought, and i dont know why
8. 
   Bwernard

   January 20, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   I Believe In Jacob Manley.
9. 
   T Campbell

   January 20, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

   Hey, Robin, you just lost an argument to a brainless ditzy man-child!

   And you’re about to watch a sex video, alone with him, featuring both of you, which is probably pretty hot if you guys figured out world peace AFTER doing it. I mean… I guess… there’s no really compelling reason not to, just as long as you don’t make another tape of anything that happens immediately afterward. Or during.

   Just so long as you’re going into this with eyes wide open.

   • 
     milk experiment

     January 20, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

     But going into anything with eyes wide open would be so un-Robin of her.

     • 
       T Campbell

       January 20, 2011 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

       Yeah, I get the feeling she’s not really listening to me.

       • 
         Sparks

         January 20, 2011 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

         She can’t hear you through the fourth wall. You’ll have to shout or something. Drill a hole in it, maybe, or explosives…

         • 
           dangermouse

           January 20, 2011 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

           get Andrew Hussie on the case

           he’ll show us what to do
     • 
       Lokitsu

       January 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

       Oh Robin’s eyes are wide open.
       Its just a little hard to see clearly past the red shift.
   • 
     agentksilver

     January 20, 2011 at 11:33 am | # | Reply

     THE WORLD MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES IN THE FUTURE.
10. 
    Dave Van Domelen

    January 20, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    I will kiss the girl from Venus…for SCIENCE!

    • 
      gwalla

      January 20, 2011 at 11:37 am | # | Reply

      Flowers die and so will I.

      • 
        Vic! Perfecto

        January 20, 2011 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

        Let’s get these missiles ready to destroy the universe!

        (Probably a more apropos sentiment for the old “It’s Walky!” days, mind.)
11. 
    heavyoak

    January 20, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    i’m making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.

    FOR SCIENCE!

    • 
      benenator

      January 20, 2011 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

      With your penis.

      *ducks as the Willis Multiverse is crashed together*
12. 
    Undrave

    January 20, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    FOR SCIENCE!

    Awesome!
13. 
    Arison

    January 20, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Jake’s face in the last panel is the perfect example of “c:” and it makes me happy.

    Also I am somehow expecting the video to end up with Robin donning a strap-on and pegging Jake and I have no idea where I got the idea from.

    • 
      William

      January 20, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

      That thought had not occurred to me, but it’s actually perfect. I mean, she wanted to bang a dude, right?

      Also, bahahahahahaha!
14. 
    Wackd

    January 20, 2011 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Achem. {makes voice all squeaky}

    Why am I watching a porno, you ask? Why, for SCIENCE, OF COURSE! SCIIIIIIEEEEEENCE!

    Also, I’ve got nothing else to do since some nimrod stole my giant robot…
15. 
    Joebo

    January 20, 2011 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    aww, you mean it was film purposely? I was hoping they were caught on C-Span.
16. 
    DCHorror

    January 20, 2011 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Rules 63 and 34 all on Robin? Quite frankly, I’m a little scared.
17. 
    ProtonCon

    January 20, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    I dunno if it’s been said, but wouldn’t it be some shiz if the Robin that boinked Manley was Roz dressed lampooning as Robin? I doubt even Roz is that evil though…

    • 
      Bramble

      January 20, 2011 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

      Nah, if it was Roz, she’d be totally taking credit. She was kind of pissed at Robin for upstaging her, remember? She’s a camwhore by trade, and now nothing she ever does in front of a camera will be half as popular or notorious as the video of Robin and Jacob.
18. 
    iggzy

    January 20, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, I woulda watched a sex tape of myself I don’t remember right away. I mean, like even during the damn fight.

    • 
      The Dawgboy

      January 20, 2011 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

      … for science.
19. 
    TheAlucinaut

    January 20, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Guh, this storyline is rubbing me the wrong way for some reason…

    Maybe it’s supposed to?
20. 
    EdyTEHWINNAH

    January 20, 2011 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

    I filmed two people in intercourse. For science.
21. 
    Dierna

    January 20, 2011 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

    Yes… of course… for science….
22. 
    Joebo

    January 20, 2011 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

    So close to a personal epiphany, so close.
23. 
    Andy

    January 20, 2011 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

    So, does that mean that if he got the money shot in her eye, he blinded her with science?

    • 
      LazarusLong

      January 20, 2011 at 2:09 am | # | Reply

      EEEEWW! just eeeww!

      • 
        Scullwah

        January 20, 2011 at 5:35 am | # | Reply

        with his penis.
    • 
      Kobito

      January 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm | # | Reply

      Sadly, it was not library science.

      • 
        The E-man

        January 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm | # | Reply

        I…I think I love you…
24. 
    Darth Cariss

    January 20, 2011 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Next strip opens with Jacob in a Riddler costume, right?
25. 
    Robert in San Diego

    January 20, 2011 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

    I’m worried the whole “World Peace” thing is a result of the DeSanto-Manley Sex Tape, and not the DeSanto-Manley Act. And has C-SPAN ever caught people having sex in legislative chambers (hearing rooms don’t count)?

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      Andy

      January 20, 2011 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Maybe the DeSanto-Manley Sex Tape shows the DeSanto-Manley Act. Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
26. 
    Jonn

    January 20, 2011 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Well, Willis, you’ve created another meme. I hope you’re happy.

    • 
      Wackd

      January 20, 2011 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure “for science” was already a meme, if not already in popular use.
27. 
    JustsomeguyontheInternetz

    January 20, 2011 at 7:30 am | # | Reply

    Good thing Mythbusters doesn’t test this kind of Science.

    OR DO THEY?!

    • 
      Bill M.

      January 20, 2011 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

      Adam and Jamie don’t. That’s why they hired Grant, Kari, and Tory.
28. 
    Creativerealms

    January 20, 2011 at 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Of Course. Don’t you know anything about SCIENCE.
29. 
    Ethan Shuster

    January 20, 2011 at 9:21 am | # | Reply

    Will tomorrow’s comic be a very special episode, including graphic nudity?

    • 
      Thenodrin

      January 20, 2011 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

      Or, at least graphic science?

      Theno
    • 
      Rick Sivart

      January 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      It will probably be the images being watched on the computer screen with silhouetted heads and other body parts being strategically placed to block out the naughty bits.

      • 
        Strephon

        January 20, 2011 at 8:39 pm | # | Reply

        Upon reading “silhouetted heads” my mind immediately went to MST3K…perhaps the nudity will be covered by Joel opening his umbrella?
30. 
    Hanon

    January 20, 2011 at 10:19 am | # | Reply

    So it wasn’t annoying already.
    I must have a horrible taste.
31. 
    Rick Sivart

    January 20, 2011 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

    “Science damn you time-child! “
32. 
    agentksilver

    January 20, 2011 at 11:35 am | # | Reply

    Whyyyy do I like these people. She’s crazy spontaneous! He’s a ditz! They like the same things!
33. 
    gwalla

    January 20, 2011 at 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Do you know what this could mean for science? It could mean real advances in the field of science.
34. 
    Kasdarack

    January 20, 2011 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

    I demand Robin-boobies.

    • 
      Kasdarack

      January 20, 2011 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

      …for science?

      • 
        Rick Sivart

        January 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm | # | Reply

        I demand to see Manly man parts… for science.
35. 
    izzatrix

    January 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    I’m not sure Sociology counts as science but 30 years ago we watched porn for the Sociology of Human Sexuality course. (Hey all I had to do for my degree, thanks to an honors program I was in was complete my Major, my minor, 1 honors course per semester and complete 120 total credit hours. I got to take a lot of fun courses as a result.) Of course that was back in the days of the Meese comission. It got cancelled next semester and the prof didn’t get tenure.

    • 
      Rick Sivart

      January 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm | # | Reply

      That class gives a whole new meaning to “course load”.
    • 
      tbf

      January 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

      You win so hard.
36. 
    Menachem Schmuel

    January 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    I made a sex tape. With my penis. For science.
37. 
    Kamino Neko

    January 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    It’s almost impressive how Robin managed to completely dodge the potential moment of self-insight and personal growth.

    • 
      Servo

      January 20, 2011 at 6:40 pm | # | Reply

      I’m really wondering if this is some weird meta thing where her antics and catchphrases are spontaneous and cool, but the exact same phrases and actions coming from someone else not in the A-cast are stupid and lame.
38. 
    ColdFusion

    January 20, 2011 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    I think there’s a law that if someone’s just like you, you’re either in love with them or find them totally annoying,, or first one then the other.
39. 
    Ren

    September 11, 2011 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    I must say although he is the cause of this whole thing, I kinda think him and robin would work well together. He’s like walky, and robin put together.