Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (69) ¬

1. 
   Jen Aside

   February 1, 2011 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

   CAPTAIN OBVIOUS IS IMMUNE TO CRITICISM

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     David Herbert

     February 1, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

     And her childhood being molested.

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       DCHorror

       February 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm | # | Reply

       No one is immune to that.
2. 
   arjay2813

   February 1, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   i have literally started crying while laughing at the last panel. thank God i know where all the keys are on my keyboard
3. 
   Cholma

   February 1, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   Amber secretly desires for Sodomuffin to be real, but will not allow herself to admit those feelings to anyone.
4. 
   Dave Van Domelen

   February 1, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   Given what we now know about how they get cutie marks…BAKED BADS.
5. 
   Dierna

   February 1, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

   So uh this sodomuffin would be er a rather uh…. wow…the visual thought of how she got her cutie mark broke my mind….

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     Joseph. S

     February 1, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

     CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!

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       Lokitsu

       February 1, 2011 at 7:41 pm | # | Reply

       Ya ain’t seen nothin’ til you’re down on a muffin!
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     Sephiroth144

     June 7, 2011 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

     She was freaking over her lack of a cutie mark, but inspiration struck while watching the hit movie, “Ameripony Pie”…
6. 
   Pez

   February 1, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

   Pssh, some Utopia… doesn’t even have Sodomuffin.
7. 
   Mel

   February 1, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

   Quick, to the pony-mod boards! She’s as real as Derpy Hooves, I’m sure of it!

   (GOD I am a pony-nerd)
8. 
   Lesharo

   February 1, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

   It’s simple: just edit the wikis to include Sodomuffin as a canon character. After all, if it’s in the wiki, it must be true

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     sjosten

     February 1, 2011 at 11:36 pm | # | Reply

     Don’t let Ethan hear you say that.
9. 
   Kamino Neko

   February 1, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

   This calls for an image of Sodomuffin in Friendship is Magic’s art style….

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     emeraldbeacon

     February 1, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

     Willis already went there:
     http://itswalky.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d37f7xb

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       Kamino Neko

       February 1, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

       That is rock. Utterly rock.
10. 
    T Campbell

    February 1, 2011 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    The fashions on both girls are a nice touch. Amber’s gotten trendier, and Robin’s in slate-gray.
11. 
    Zap

    February 1, 2011 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

    sodomuffin is the poniest of ponies
12. 
    David Herbert

    February 1, 2011 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

    PENIS! And MUFFINS!
13. 
    Alechsa

    February 1, 2011 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Sayeth Richard: For Sodomuffin!!!

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      Lesharo

      February 3, 2011 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

      There’s a battle for the ages: Mike vs. Richard
14. 
    Gwain

    February 1, 2011 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

    I have a friend I would totally buy Sodomuffin for

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      Rowen Morland

      February 1, 2011 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

      …a nickle
15. 
    cyberyeti

    February 1, 2011 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

    how the hell do they get their cutie marks?

    inquiring minds want to know, and so do i!

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      DavidMcG

      February 1, 2011 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

      The in-canon answer is they’re born without a cutie mark and it naturally appears with puberty.

      • 
        BlueNight

        February 1, 2011 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

        It appears when a Pony realizes their special talent or true purpose in life. It has nothing to do with puberty.

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          David Willis

          February 1, 2011 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

          Doesn’t it? Doesn’t it???

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            Malph

            February 1, 2011 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

            If I wasn’t already completely addicted I’d say “damn you, Willis”.
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            Jarekk

            September 10, 2011 at 5:43 am | # | Reply

            My sister gets very upset when I suggest that ‘cutie marks’ are a euphamism for boobs.
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          DavidMcG

          February 1, 2011 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

          Well, of course they’re not going to SAY it has to do with puberty, but it’s entirely symbolic of that.

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            Mel

            February 2, 2011 at 7:38 pm | # | Reply

            So Sodomuffin’s cutie mark is like people who get a weird fetish from something that happened when they were 12?
        • 
          SonicBlueRanger

          August 24, 2011 at 11:37 am | # | Reply

          So does that make Sodomuffins purpose in life Buttsex with Muffin’s?
16. 
    Bryy

    February 1, 2011 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

    … did you just issue Lauren Faust a challenge?

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      David Willis

      February 1, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

      Oh, lord no. Anything that gets Lauren Faust potentially in trouble means less awesome My Little Pony. STAY AWAY FROM SODOMUFFIN, LAUREN FAUST.

      (Not that there was a danger.)

      • 
        turkishproverb

        February 1, 2011 at 2:37 am | # | Reply

        Forbidden fruit man, now she’s REALLY going to want to use her.

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          Derik

          February 1, 2011 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

          Sodamuffin! Whose cutie mark is a mushroom on top of a muffin!
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        begbert2

        February 1, 2011 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

        So, unnamed background character then?
17. 
    Shift

    February 1, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

    I would pay good money to see Sodomuffin in the My Little Ponies cartoon.
18. 
    minimus-minor

    February 1, 2011 at 2:33 am | # | Reply

    damn you willis! is the Shortpacked! world forever gonna have Les as a hollow shell? why oh why can’t this be just a “possible future that we strive to make not happen” storyline?!
19. 
    Bartimaeus

    February 1, 2011 at 3:37 am | # | Reply

    >.>
    <.<

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      Bartimaeus

      February 1, 2011 at 3:38 am | # | Reply

      Oops, the formatting didn’t quite come out right, that one.
20. 
    Captain Rufus

    February 1, 2011 at 6:27 am | # | Reply

    Sodomuffin: Buggery is Magic!
21. 
    wnderjif

    February 1, 2011 at 6:27 am | # | Reply

    im reminded again of the old Amber hairstyle, onw which i loved very much.
22. 
    Menachem Schmuel

    February 1, 2011 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

    My Little Pony is gay.

    And now it’s literal. Yey for sodomy!
23. 
    Ethan Shuster

    February 1, 2011 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think “sodo-” should go with “muffin”. Cuz, ya know, those two refer to, um, different places.

    • 
      Jacob Sevare

      February 1, 2011 at 11:42 pm | # | Reply

      Muffins go in the mouth. Sodomy can happen in the mouth.

      And then there’s bran muffins.
24. 
    Ethan Shuster

    February 1, 2011 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    I suddenly trying to imagine a new Care Bear with an inappropriate symbol.

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      gwalla

      February 1, 2011 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

      Imagine no longer!

      http://moenorman.deviantart.com/gallery/24972006
      http://undead-art.deviantart.com/art/Killer-Care-Bear-Family-1-41350599
      http://stephfaith.deviantart.com/art/Care-Bears-Got-High-130429213
      and just for the hell of it
      http://4unt3r.deviantart.com/art/iron-man-care-bear-140338277

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        Manic

        February 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        Also, this:

        http://www.bearnutscomic.com/

        (Is that right? It’s been ages since I used HTML.)

        Though these are in no way whatsoever Care Bears. Please don’t sue her!
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      Dave Van Domelen

      February 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t forget Fister Bear over in Something Positive. Which I kitbashed one of.
    • 
      Thrudd

      February 2, 2011 at 9:29 am | # | Reply

      Do not forget the first precursor to all things bent and twisted that was inspired by the, then, mushrooming Care bear franchise.
      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__8tv2laMEBk/TUSgcoOGWZI/AAAAAAAAFL0/eAtf40jwzLQ/s400/TMNTStrangeness03.jpg
25. 
    izzatrix

    February 1, 2011 at 9:43 am | # | Reply

    Wait, I could have sworn I got a Sodomuffin in my Happy Meal. (Or maybe Sodomuffin was the Happy Meal and that’s why it’s not on the cartoon anymore.)

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      Lokitsu

      February 1, 2011 at 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      I’d think the Sodomuffin fits better with Friendly’s Happy Ending Dessert.
26. 
    Cybersnark

    February 1, 2011 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

    Y’know, with a little squinting/artistic license, you could render the penis as a half-melted birthday candle.

    Presto, not offensive anymore.

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      Valdrax

      February 1, 2011 at 8:56 pm | # | Reply

      On the other hand, with a little squinting, muffins are pretty phallic to begin with.
27. 
    The Pletch

    February 1, 2011 at 10:40 am | # | Reply

    How do you manage to do the same mood whiplash between Serious Business and Gag-A-Day comics that Tim Buckley does and not come off as a talentless, emotionally cripplied hack because of it?
    That’s an amazing gift.

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      gwalla

      February 1, 2011 at 11:55 am | # | Reply

      Because unlike Tim 8U Buckley, he doesn’t suck at either of those things.

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        Jonn

        February 2, 2011 at 6:34 pm | # | Reply

        miscarriageParody.jpg
28. 
    dratava

    February 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    I hope this isn’t a dig about Derpy Hooves, Willis. Because Derpy is totally canon! Just not under that name officially…

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      dratava

      February 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply

      And of course I get a Sodomuffin Gravatar!

      • 
        turkishproverb

        February 2, 2011 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

        Hey, you got the cool one. Don’t complain.
      • 
        Lollertron

        July 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm | # | Reply

        Me too! Yay for penises through cupcakes!
29. 
    meow

    February 1, 2011 at 7:36 pm | # | Reply

    OH GOD.
30. 
    Semysane

    February 2, 2011 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

    Damn you Willis! Thanks to you, I decided to look up the show on Youtube, and now I can’t stop!

    I was once a man! ONCE A MAN!

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      Jonn

      February 2, 2011 at 6:39 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve heard a lot of good stuff about the series but I don’t se–HNNNNG!
31. 
    Doctor Who

    April 11, 2011 at 8:12 am | # | Reply

    See, when I saw Sodomuffin’s first appearance, I naturally assumed he/she was a male pony. But Robin here uses “she”.

    So either Sodomuffin enjoys receiving sodomy instead of giving it, or “she” is the first hermaphrodite pony. Or both.

    Wouldn’t surprise me, the gender ratio in that show seems a bit off.
32. 
    Ragnal

    February 4, 2012 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    I came back to this comic after having learned of Derpy Hooves a few months back.

    After the controversy this past week, I don’t think Robin’d want Sodomuffin to be on the show…
33. 
    Turbanous

    April 5, 2013 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    There are not nearly enough comics tagged sodomuffin.