Comments on: Dawn Treader

By: SotiCoto

SotiCoto — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:21:12 +0000

Ever seen BBC Adaptation Useless? …. I mean “Eustace”? That one was rather terrible, mitigated only by being hilariously low-budget.

Honestly though, Lucy was more annoying. Nothing I hate more than blind-faith optimists.

By: Jarnor

Jarnor — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:18:33 +0000

We also have to remember that this kid is one of those A1 stick in the butt prigs who thinks that only what fits into his small conception of the universe could possibly be true. Becoming a dragon just didn’t register in his mind any more than turning into a real life My Little Pony does for most of us.

Most of us….

By: Jarnor

Jarnor — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:16:19 +0000

But, but he MADE them read it! Oh noes, Christian conspiracy! ‘elp, ‘elp, I’m being repressed. You saw ‘im repressing me, didn’t you???

By: Lis

Lis — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 04:10:23 +0000

seeing as he could no longer communicate with people and could not fit on the boat or literally fit into human society and was stuck in a land far away from home if he could not be turned back (note after the dragon incident was when Eustace started becoming attached to Narnia) it was somewhat of a bummer.

By: Ateius

Ateius — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 15:05:14 +0000

Wait, wait. What kind of preteen boy is ANTI-”being a huge dragon”? I’m totally calling CS Lewis out on this one.

Or did this take place when they started getting older? I never actually read past the first two or three books. >.>

By: Al the Mighty

Al the Mighty — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 05:28:24 +0000

I would like seeing blood splattering from where Aslan is shredding him…

By: ProzacMan

ProzacMan — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:15:01 +0000

that was supposed to be “bed” not “bead”

By: ProzacMan

ProzacMan — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:11:35 +0000

Narnia may be a bible analogy, but the Shortpacked!s come off a little different to me.

Aslan lays down in the street. as the bus is coming.

Aslan: You’re waiting for a Bus, a Bus that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can’t be sure!

SPLAT!!!

Cut to Jesus waking up with a shocked look on his face because he is in bead spooning with Mike. BBRROMMmmmm!!!

By: Malph

Malph — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 07:50:39 +0000

It was an orangutan, dammit, not a gorilla![/fake rage]

By: Malph

Malph — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 07:45:14 +0000

I’m with Pagannerd. I don’t remember any of that awesome stuff happening.