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TSA

by David Willis on December 22, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Bi Partisan

└ Tags: airport security, glee, robin desanto

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  1. wnderjif
    wnderjif
    December 22, 2010 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    awesome!

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 22, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    I was like, wait, did Sydney gain a lot of weight XD

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      December 22, 2010 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

      And a nose job!

      • AFP
        AFP
        December 22, 2010 at 9:18 am | # | Reply

        And cheered the hell up!

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      December 23, 2010 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

      Not all black people look the same.

      • Hippy Jesus
        Hippy Jesus
        April 26, 2011 at 11:19 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, they’re not Asians!

  3. addude
    addude
    December 22, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Now Im starting to think this is all a dream induced by all the sugar

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      December 22, 2010 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      You and me both.

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        December 22, 2010 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

        So that’s three so far.

        • Xeor
          Xeor
          December 22, 2010 at 1:46 am | # | Reply

          four

          • Someone
            Someone
            December 22, 2010 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

            Five. If it’s just making her dream, I wonder what it did to Jacob#2. (1? Does he count as one if he barely existed before?)

          • TheKit
            TheKit
            December 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

            Six, and I never comment on these things. That’s how much I believe it’s a dream.

            • Boringamus
              Boringamus
              June 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

              Once again, you guys beat me to the clever deduction. Or rather, we tied, my first thought from reading this was also that it was a dream. Eigth’d!

              • Boringamus
                Boringamus
                June 15, 2011 at 4:10 pm | # | Reply

                Seven. SEVEN’THD. Got the nuber wrong.

          • Cheese
            Cheese
            December 22, 2010 at 9:01 pm | # | Reply

            My money is on diabetic coma.

    • EdyTEHWINNAH
      EdyTEHWINNAH
      December 22, 2010 at 11:40 am | # | Reply

      Six

  4. Fissioninferno
    Fissioninferno
    December 22, 2010 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    So it was just like all other legislation: no one REALLY knows what’s inside of it, but it works, somehow

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 22, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      But everybody is talking about it.

  5. Bwernard
    Bwernard
    December 22, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I believe in Jake Manley

    • Chamalaeon
      Chamalaeon
      December 22, 2010 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

      Let’s just hope the Joker can’t travel across dimensions.

      • zuche
        zuche
        December 22, 2010 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

        Of course he can! How do you think he got those scars?

        • DCHorror
          DCHorror
          December 22, 2010 at 9:41 pm | # | Reply

          An encounter with the Mask?

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 22, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Hooray for comfyness.

    Wait, how did Robin get the money to fly back home?

    • samuel
      samuel
      December 22, 2010 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Well, she didn’t wake up naked, so presumably she could still have her wallet.

    • TexasNinjaBuzzard
      TexasNinjaBuzzard
      December 22, 2010 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

      Hid it in the Batarang Budget.

      …It’s bigger than you might think.

      • zodconvoy
        zodconvoy
        December 22, 2010 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

        Was that a Young Justice reference? Or were they Titans by then?

        • Xaxxa
          Xaxxa
          December 22, 2010 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

          Titans reference.

        • Your Obedient Serpent
          Your Obedient Serpent
          December 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

          Titans. Teen-type.

  7. Joebo
    Joebo
    December 22, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Thought that was Sydney Yus for a minute there.

  8. samuel
    samuel
    December 22, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Wait. If the TSA isn’t patting people down, who am I going to get to feel my special places? I guess I gotta go somewhere else now.

    Robin’s new world is a nightmare for me.

    • Michelle Alford
      Michelle Alford
      December 22, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Honey, you can pay a lot less for someone to feel your special places than buying a flight just to go through security.

      • Milosh
        Milosh
        December 22, 2010 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

        I hear that your mom does it for just a nickel.

        • samuel
          samuel
          December 22, 2010 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

          And Milosh is in with the obvious response. Good job.

      • samuel
        samuel
        December 22, 2010 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, but where can it get it done by someone in uniform with the same detached, clinical approach?

        The hottest part is trying not to make eye contact the whole time.

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          December 22, 2010 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

          Those cost extra.

          • samuel
            samuel
            December 22, 2010 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

            My point exactly.

        • Rick Sivart
          Rick Sivart
          December 22, 2010 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

          Try a Urologist. The doctor’s outfit is a uniform and you do try to avoid eye contact during the groping. Though, for someone that gets to play with other people’s privates all day, they seem to be unhappy and lack a sense of humor (or at least the ones I’ve gone to).

          cost: $25 copay

          • Rick Sivart
            Rick Sivart
            December 22, 2010 at 12:47 pm | # | Reply

            Just do not agree to a Cystoscopy.

            Trust me, not fun.

          • samuel
            samuel
            December 22, 2010 at 3:03 pm | # | Reply

            I appreciate the advise :)

  9. Dierna
    Dierna
    December 22, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Yay!! Slippers cuz MAN are the floors of airports cold….

  10. sean martin
    sean martin
    December 22, 2010 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    ROFL at that last panel!

  11. agentksilver
    agentksilver
    December 22, 2010 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

    Wait…is she wearing her SEMME shirt? And isn’t that the same TSA person as before?

  12. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    December 22, 2010 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

    it could happen, if its Robin

  13. TheTurnipKing
    TheTurnipKing
    December 22, 2010 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

    news… paper?

    OMG, they banned the Internet, didn’t they?

    • Arison
      Arison
      December 22, 2010 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

      I would not doubt something like that happening!

    • Someone
      Someone
      December 22, 2010 at 2:07 am | # | Reply

      But if they banned the internet, how do we exi

    • RickZarber
      RickZarber
      December 22, 2010 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

      That was my first thought.

    • Derik
      Derik
      December 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply

      Eventually all war and aggression migrated to the internet, so by shutting it down, it effectively ceased to exist.

      ROBIN PULLED THE PLUG ON WAR.
      …and TFWiki. :(

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        December 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

        Oh dear God…

        She’s killed Ethan.

      • Macker
        Macker
        December 22, 2010 at 5:56 pm | # | Reply

        And then there’s Rollerball.

        • wnderjif
          wnderjif
          December 22, 2010 at 11:34 pm | # | Reply

          NICE. +1 kudos

  14. Shift
    Shift
    December 22, 2010 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

    If only we could find a way to use “Glee” for such beneficial means in the real world…

  15. Naturesbless
    Naturesbless
    December 22, 2010 at 3:13 am | # | Reply

    Um… anyone want to say Cadbury egg induced Inception?

  16. Clementine
    Clementine
    December 22, 2010 at 3:19 am | # | Reply

    Robin will discover that she wound up abandoning Leslie in the process of creating world peace at which point she will decide to go back to before the chocolate egg cereal by running around the world fast enough to reverse time itself. She’s Super that way.

    • harkiri
      harkiri
      December 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm | # | Reply

      I am agreeign with this, her and manley got it on

  17. Doosher
    Doosher
    December 22, 2010 at 5:57 am | # | Reply

    She’s not going to end up with Leslie. She was never supposed to really be with Leslie. Robin isn’t gay.

    All this world peace stuff is just a distraction….the real point of this arc is gonna be the fact that Robin and Jake Manley finally consummated, and that’s gonna affect Leslie rather harshly. Obviously.

    • Pagannerd
      Pagannerd
      December 22, 2010 at 6:53 am | # | Reply

      And the sky is green and rivers are made out of caramel. OBVIOUSLY.

      Dude, this is Willis we’re talking about. The man who gave us undead presidents, omniscient cheese deities, dwarf-tastic aliens who use Julie Andrews as a torture device and a girl who copulated with a horse. Nothing is obvious. For all we know, this arc could be about how Cadburys’ are the evil rulers of a transdimensional slave-trading empire, with Creme Eggs being the secret keys to unlock the hidden human potential to exist in multiple dimensions simultaneously and Ethan will be a slice of sentient eggy bread in a human suit.

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        December 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

        Try as I might, I can’t seem to recall any horse copulation.

        Don’t bother yourself with a link, I’ll remain happily ignorant.

        • Riku
          Riku
          December 22, 2010 at 10:57 pm | # | Reply

          1 word:

          Conquest

    • Nanu
      Nanu
      December 22, 2010 at 8:14 am | # | Reply

      ‘course she isn’t gay. She’s Bi Partisan
      Leslie+Robin=OTP…possibly with Manley involved.

  18. Undrave
    Undrave
    December 22, 2010 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

    So… that’s how Shortpacked! ends isn’t it? Everything is better and its all World Peace. This is just a ploy so that, come new Years, you can focus on Dumbing of Age isn’t it Willis?

    • Pagannerd
      Pagannerd
      December 22, 2010 at 7:42 am | # | Reply

      Don’t even joke about that, man. DoA may be pretty funny, but I love this fraking toy shop and its’ ridiculous denizens.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      I can’t think of a better way to close out the Walkyverse.

      Having said that, I hope you’re wrong.

  19. Kitsuki Noriyuki
    Kitsuki Noriyuki
    December 22, 2010 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Don’t make me go back to the end of It’s Walky and look up when the Martian second wave was supposed to hit. Because damnit it seems like 2013 was the big and awfully far off at the time date that was given. There might not have been a date given, I might be imagining things. If anything though with Robin generating world peace, and the stripe being back on feels more like foreshadowing of the Martian fueled apocalypse coming.

    • Kitsuki Noriyuki
      Kitsuki Noriyuki
      December 22, 2010 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

      After digging through the archives it says twenty-five years from the final battle. Assuming It’s Walky! actually takes up the full four year period the archive does then I can safely say this shouldn’t be a set up for martian invasion as that shouldn’t occur till 2029ish.

      Of course it could be a set up for a gripping spy drama starring Jason…

  20. zuche
    zuche
    December 22, 2010 at 9:55 am | # | Reply

    I always got odd looks when I wore slippers on the airplane. Next time, I think I’ll just change into them at the airport and pack my shoes in a checked bag.

  21. Malcolm
    Malcolm
    December 22, 2010 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

    She’s ‘Oohing’ out her ear. XD. Yeah, I know it’s her mouth drawn in a hilarious fashion, but I found it even funnier schewing my perception a bit so shes mouthless and oohing out her ear. :3 still my favorite panel.

    • Dorca
      Dorca
      December 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm | # | Reply

      Can’t… unsee…

  22. Yoto32
    Yoto32
    December 22, 2010 at 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes the best peace is the kind that’s fabricated.

  23. Laup
    Laup
    December 22, 2010 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply

    >_> There has got to be a catch to all this.

  24. The A.D.D. Kidd
    The A.D.D. Kidd
    December 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    C’mon, brutal dictatorship… Brutal dictatorship…

    • samuel
      samuel
      December 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm | # | Reply

      All Hail Galasso?

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        December 22, 2010 at 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        FINALLY.

  25. Ratbatman
    Ratbatman
    December 23, 2010 at 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    That’s a total “Foxtrot” expression on Robin in the last panel. Any inspiration there?

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      December 23, 2010 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve been drawing that expression for years! I mean, not any more years than FoxTrot has been around, but it’s not a cartoon person expression that’s limited to it and Shortpacked!.

      • Ratbatman
        Ratbatman
        December 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm | # | Reply

        Ah, ok. I just started reading Shortpacked, so there be the source of my confusion.

  26. Enid Ballard
    Enid Ballard
    December 24, 2010 at 7:56 am | # | Reply

    And then there’s Rollerball.

  27. aaron_bourque
    aaron_bourque
    December 24, 2010 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    Whoa, wait. Robin saved the newspaper industry, too? I call bullshit. The rest was at least plausible.

  28. VersasoVantare
    VersasoVantare
    December 26, 2010 at 7:17 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why, but this strip put me in mind of Combat Colin, slightly.

  29. bobthedestroyer
    bobthedestroyer
    May 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    OMSG HAXXORZ

  30. Random Webcomics Junkie
    Random Webcomics Junkie
    May 6, 2013 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    I have to say it, that TSA agent is super adorable. She reminds me of Jamie from Girls with Sligshots – super cheerful, chubby, and way cute.

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