would’ve gotten me.
I have to agree that I love me some pocky.
Willis: This comic gave me a much needed LAWL… thank you!
Fine. But are you Asian?
I’m pretty sure this method always worked for me.
So, instead of cheek circles, Ninja Rick has two red “flushed” lines across his face? Is this a reflection of his desire to be manga?
If he doesn’t catch any Asians, I’m sure he’ll catch plenty of people who wish they were. It’d ensnare me.
Ninja Rick? Not understand Asians? NAAAAAW! You gotta be-NAAAAAW.
I think he’s probably more likely to catch white nerds that think they’re awesome because they’re in to Asian stuff.
So he’s gonna end up catching himself?
So Rick is unwittingly applying the principal of “it takes one to know one”?
Rick turns around with his sword….
LIGHTNING STYLE BLADE OF RETRIBUTION ^_^
Well, I guess you can’t call Galasso a complete idiot.
I’m actually pretty sure I can.
You can call anyone an Idiot, rather or not its true when you call them an idiot or not in entirely illrevelant.
Well, he certainly doesn’t know how to set up a box-and-stick trap. Every kid who ever tried to catch a squirrel knows you gotta tie a string to the stick.
I know. It’s as if the guy’s never played Monkey Island 2.
Shoulda put a Hello Kitty doll in the box…that would catch tons of Asians….
…or preteen girls.
Preteen Asian girls would probably be good enough. Galasso has a habit of hiring the dead, so child labour doesn’t seem like something he’d be opposed to…
The avatar made that really sort of creepy.
Well duh, you;re using CHOCOLATE pocky Rick! Everyone knows Strawberry is the way to go!
No, no. Green Tea pocky is the way to go.
i love strawberry pocky its my fave snack.
Ninja rick should be careful; he’s liable to catch some of these catgirls.
Ocrap. Not them!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They will subject us to their fanfictions and eat our souls…. (and flesh)
Hold on… THAT POCKY’S LEANING UP WITH NO SUPPORT! There’s some ninja magic if I ever saw it!
He’d be better off using a pit covered with leaves and such.
Also, strawberry pocky.
I’m pretty sure that trap only works for white people with Asian friends. Real Asians would already have access to all the pocky they need.
Welcome to Cultural Theatre, with your host: Ninja Jack.
I think the problem is that Ninja Rick and Galasso should be hiding in the van instead of standing next to the trap.
Then when an Asian come by to understand what the heck is up with that weird trap they can spring out of the van and kidnap… I mean hire the unsuspecting Asian.
They forgot to paint FREE CANDY on the side of the van… in blood… perferably Faz’s blood…
your a mean joyce arent you?
I’m if Joyce and Mike were somehow fused together into one person.
I know, I know… its because their looking at it! A watched pot never boils and all that… They are forgetting like all Asian’s they will want to be ‘stealthy’ like the Nina.
Either that or they will end up with a Pirate
The Nina wasn’t very stealthy. It was the distraction to allow the Pinta and Santa Maria to sneak in.
lol, my irony ruined by my complete my complete lack of typing skills…
if it was pocky AND ramune, that would be a powerful combination!
Silly Rick thats how you catch the wannabe Asisan people or the Die hard anime fans/ Cosplayers that live off of pocky and japanese junkfood etc…
The grammar of these comments disappoints me.
“their” is possessive, “they’re” is they are, and “there” is a place, guys.
“your” is possessive, and “you’re” is you are.
“Then when an Asian come by,” I think that was just a typo, but still.
Son, I are disappoint.
Wow, somebody with less of a life than the rest of the folks on here!
I is mosted impresseded!
Really? I thought it was just common sense or grammar that we should not have forgotten. Maybe pointing it out is a little much…but meh.
Just to note: I do tend to use correct grammar in my posts (I even speel cheque the inormouse wordzies).
That being said, some levels of “my life is not James Bondish”:
1. Read webcomic
3. Comment on it
4. Respond to comments on it
5. Respond to the responses
6. Have arguments / discussions on it (the longer your responses, the less likely that you are to be saving the world)
7. Correct the grammar and / or spelling of the other folks
There are further levels, including graphing the responses, planning your comebacks, trying to locate the other users…
I’m a 5 or 6. But # 7 is like trying to stop a shipwreck with toothpicks. The web grammar / spelling ship is sinking, if not sunk.
Goddess, I salute you!
The only thing really wrong with Ninja Rick’s plan is the box he chose is far too small. Get a bigger box, and he’ll have 6 asians before lunch.
Or at least 6 people Galasso will believe are Asian, which is close enough.
NINJA RICK! NINJA RICK! NINJA RICK! Its strips like this that make me wish you still did regular old pencil and paper art instead of that new-fangled digimatized stuff. I’d really like the original pencil art of this one.
He would catch a white guy in a hawaiian shirt, were I in there area.
Ninja Rick dont listen 2 Galasso that plans goin 2 work
Somehow I think Galasso may be right…
Weaboo trap. Will only work when the bars are closing.
Hrm… so it would seem that Mike’s not really missing all that much… though it’s possible this isn’t the only scheme they’ve tried so far.
… Hey, wait, it’s Monday, isn’t there supposed to be some kind of paid political advertisement comic today?
Who says it isn’t. You’re just not looking hard enough.
Maybe a bowl of Ramen would work better?
I love Ninja Rick.
For some reason, Galasso in the last panel looks a lot like Satan in Sinfest.
Maybe it’s just me.
This whole endeavor is rather small-minded on Galasso’s part, but, going to Ninja Rick for help?
He is now an official nano-brain.
…Must…not fall…for free Pocky….
I MUST RESIST! D:
I bet he will catch mexicans, french, south africans and many many nationalities… except japanese…
Well, Pocky is REALLY good. What can I say?
Yes it is, importing it may be expensive but… I love it anyways.
I’m trying to figure out the mystery of the self supporting leaning pocky box. I almost didn’t notice it because of the branched twig that wouldn’t allow the trap to be self triggered. Then I realized I was analyzing a trap in a comic that was not designed to actually work. Fun.
This only works at anime cons.
Kill off Ninja Rick. All he does is kill cashiers at burger joints (while hallucinating) and sodomize Faz. He’s completely worthless.
Hey, every business needs someone to do those unpleasant but necessary tasks no one else wants…
…like sodomizing Faz.
I notice all these people analizing the trap box but not one of them noticed that the box would barely hold a RABBIT let alone an Asian person…
I dunno… they make Asians pretty small these days…
Tell that to Yao Ming….
I considered making a “The box is too big” joke, but decided it would be racist.
Wow, that actually feels a little racist to me.
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