Hey, two firsts in a row! What are you peeps doing? XD
We’re all ready DoA first.
Even when he’s sad, Faz has that stupid grin.
Faz is awesome.
I think it’s permanent.
And this confirms it, she did not have sex with her possible brother.
It’s like that smiling farmer from RPGworld. (I’ve been on a dead webcomic binge lately.)
And this also confirms that Faz has never had contact with anyone. Even Roz.
Wait-? Wha-? Faz is acting like a normal (ish) person? Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh! My puny human mind can’t take it.
Yup, even total douchebags are human beings.
They just hide it really, really well most of the time.
Faz and Amber, bonding?
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
No, this is the Shortpacked! Toy. Store.
It is also more than Amber wanted you to touch a lady.
I wonder, will we actually see Faz’s expression change when he finds out they are (sorta) brothere and sister? Or will he just think of it as kinky?
He will freeze up, dumbfounded, thereby getting to keep his grin on.
Next comes the dry humping.
D’awww. But still, do be careful, Amber.
Faz’s Master Plan to actually touch a woman has seen fruition!
Awwww…. Faz is starting to become a sympathetic and almost (emphasis on almost) likeable character….. ô,0
Holy crap. For a fleeting moment, Faz and Amber interact like close, well-adjusted siblings. How did it come to this?
Leave it to Faz to figure out how to ruin a touching moment.
…except when you had your entire head up Sarah Pailin’ ass, Faz!
There are people who pay good money for such things.
I’m just sayin’.
Pailin doesn count as a Lady shes more of a thing. A syco thing… Like a pitbull with lipstick… Something that should have never seen the light of day…
Actually if you go by square units of coverage, and assuming a little bit more hug contact than is shown in the frame, a hug would have more contact than a head up an ass.
FazHa x PAsq/1 = 657 square inches of Palin
FazWb x AmbWB /.221 = 1106 square inches of Amber
Wow! I never new math could be so useful!
This is a nice moment… But I’d burn that shirt after wards…
And back to hating Faz, but I want to Nuke him less now.
And yes Nuke is a proper noun
Not when it is used as a verb
Keep in mind the avatar that person picked… Don’t confuse No0ne with complicated concepts.
I didn’t know you could choose your own avatar. I’m getting tired of a turtle! How do you change your avatar here?
I’d actually like to choose a Vista Cruiser. I was into Vista Cruisers LONG before “That ’70s Show” – in fact, T7S is pretty much exactly as my life was circa 1985. I had the basement party room, a nearly-identical sister, almost the exact same Vista Cruiser (same year, too – except mine had a black interior), a friend just like Hyde – and I even had/have a foreign friend who acts like Fez more than Faz. If you take all but three letters out of my (Filipino) friend’s middle name (Felizidad), you have “Fez”!
You just click the “Get a Gravatar” link next to the name field.
I know I just have a bad habit of randomly capitalizing words.
Let’s see if this gravatar works!
I like it! Obscure and weird.
It’s kind of retro Borg:
WE ARE THE BORG, DESIGNATION: Dial PA2-1200
If you are to feel a dull jab in your abdomen, it is only because Faz is expressing his appreciation for your friendship.
that second to last line may be my favorite Faz quote of all time. I can imagine that line coming from a robot. A horny, sociopathic robot.
What I love about Faz is the way he always seems to sound like Asian propaganda. Ever-increasing victory for Faz, etc.
“Platonic Intimacy” = gateway drug to “Red Hot Lovin’ “
This is the cutest damned thing I have ever read, in the space of two pages you have made me love Faz.
Victory belongs to Faz
If it wasn’t for Faz’s inability to actually hide his desire for sex, this would’ve seemed like a plan to get into Amber’s pants.
Aaannnnd… until the last panel he stood a chance at becoming her friend… *L* Just because he’s blood doesn’t mean ya gotta LIKE him, Amber.
Poor Amber, can’t decide if she should pity Faz for never even hugging a woman, or if she should punch him for pointing it out.
Faz looks really different from his first appearance at Shortpacked! Also I realize that from his very first strip (no pun intended) he is taught to obsess about filling employee quotas. It all ties together. Damn you Willis!
The sad thing is, if you consider how he described the situation…. this means his mom was no better or no one is giving him enough credit. Either Faz does have boundaries and considers family off limits…. or his mom couldn’t even be bothered to hug him as a kid.
If he hadn’t confirmed it by what he said at the end, I almost would have my skin crawling in disgust with the possibility that his mom used him as a surrogate for the man missing in her life… it might be one viable means to explain his beyond-crippling social awkwardness, his treatment of women and forced, permanent smile…
Nope. Still hatin’ him.
the twist is that Faz gets fired just as Amber starts to feel only mitigated disdain towards him rather than the absolute disdain she’s always felt towards him, which throws Amber into a horrible spiral of guilt and depression, which causes Mike to make it worse, which causes Robin to lose her reelection campaign, which causes Sydney Yus to become Speaker of the House and enshrine cancer in the Constitution or something, which causes Ethan to tell Batman jokes
Especially that last part.
DAMN YOU WILLIS!! … for giving me emotional whiplash… I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Faz…
Its amazing how even when Faz is having character development and could induce a bit of pity, he’s still a creepy little pisher.
Hmmm, Political office for the Faz?
So much haet. I’ve always liked Faz, he’s a hilarious character, even if in real life he’d make a pretty creepy human being.
Seems like a lot of the fans don’t make that distinction at times, lulz.
Stop trying to make me pity Faz.
And in the very next panel, enter Mike stage left…..
I am shocked not only didn’t Faz use his melancholy as an excuse to grope he even referred to the need for PLATONIC intimacy instead of “lets do it”
Out of all the TVTropes pages I ever thought I’d link to in response to a page of Amber and Faz interacting, this was never one of them.
Oh goddamnit… It’s now midnight. I haad plans for that evening.
Well I’m glad you specified precisely what kind of intimacy you wanted Faz.
But in a way that makes me confused as to why I needed to feel glad about it in the first place.
oh right because it’s Faz
I feel sorry for The Faz… Faz probally knows that Amber is possibly her brother
Wait, what? That would certainly be an epic twist; it would also make Amber eligible for Ethan, and pretty much kill Faz’s chances of ever getting a Het Kinsey Score….
(Sorry, but if it’s hanging over the plate like that, I gotta take a swing….)
Hey now, do not give me that look, Amber. You brought this down upon yourself.
Nice try there Scooter.
Unfortunately there’s no way in any of the nine hells that I will ever feel sorry for that little turdworm.
He needs to be nibbled to death by rabid ducks.
Somebody else who, despite all the warm and fuzzies and human sadness generated by Faz these past 2 strips, also still feels that Faz should have a slow and humiliating death d^^b
Perhaps you are just bad people?
*Sniff sniff* Hey, Faz…you DID wash your head after that whole Palin thing, right?
Who else expects Mike is just out of shot with a killing face?
Platonic intimacy? I’ve always been one for utilitarian intimacy, myself. The greatest happiness for the greatest number!
I don’t know if this is a big deal or not, but for some reason to me is it…in the last panel…Faz didn’t refer to himself in the third person…Should I be scared?
I think I may be the only person who read Faz’s last line as him feeling comfortable enough with Amber to reveal a very insecure truth about himself, and Amber not being ready to deal with Faz on such an honest, emotional level. And this is coming from a guy who really hated Faz!
BTW, while everyone’s focusing on the Faz, no one’s been giving kudos to Amber, who is giving some pretty damned awesome advice and moral support, even to someone who hasn’t really earned that kindness. Kudos to the lass.
Can I have some platonic intimacy with Amber, too?
Wow. I would not have bet that Faz even knew the word “platonic.”
I FEEL SORRY FOR FAZ…
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
(Next thing you know I’ll be feeling sorry for Roz.)
THOSE ARE MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!
Did Mike bang Faz’s mom at any point? Now THAT would be interesting
OH NO! A NON 2-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTER!?!?
Based on the strip title, does this mean that Faz has now imprinted Amber as his mommy?
Or maybe he’s Mrs. Amber and Jacob’s son from the future.
Again I say……NO.NO.NO. Dammit Amber as his Possible older SISTER, it is your DUTY to destroy him. This has been the duty of older siblings since the dawn of time. DESTROY HIM!!! MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, AND (Possibly) PHYSICALLY!!!!!!
Hi! I just wanted to say that the expressions in this strip are especially well-done. Like seriously.
Also, Faz’s petting the puppy scene here is super effective.
Hm. Hitting the Random button just keeps taking me back to the latest comic. Killjoy.
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