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by David Willis on October 14, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Minorities Report

└ Tags: amber, galasso, ken

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  1. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    October 14, 2010 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    You spelt discrimination wrong.
    Or am I discriminating against people who make spelling errors? I never can tell.

    • agentAK
      agentAK
      October 14, 2010 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

      No he didn’t O.o

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      October 14, 2010 at 7:27 am | # | Reply

      Either he fixed it pretty early on, or you need your eyes checked :P

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      October 14, 2010 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

      You spelled “spelled” wrong.

      • Trick
        Trick
        October 14, 2010 at 12:44 pm | # | Reply

        No, it was right.

      • Aita
        Aita
        December 19, 2011 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply

        Ugh, this joke has run it’s course…

        Unless you’re really so twatish you aren’t being a troll but are just that ignorant… then I really have to worry…

        Did I just troll myself?

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    October 14, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    People do tend to not realise what the Irish have gone through, mostly because it’s a British country.

    Here’s hoping Jacob can come back soon.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      October 14, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      And by that, I mean it’s on the British isles, it’s not a part of the country

      • Trixie
        Trixie
        October 14, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

        I dare you to go to the Republic of Ireland and say they’re part of the British Isles.

        • Andy
          Andy
          October 14, 2010 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

          I dare you to go to Northern Ireland and tell them they’re NOT British.

          • Trixie
            Trixie
            October 14, 2010 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

            Fair point. Unfortunately Mr. Herbert there didn’t specify which country.

    • MrGBH
      MrGBH
      October 14, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Pro tip: Calling the Irish ‘British’ is one of the easiest ways to **** them off there is. Second only to mixing them up with Scottish (Just take my word on that one). British tends to refer to the island of Great Britain itself. Welsh, Scottish and English are all British, Irish aren’t. It’ll save you some potential hassle.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        October 14, 2010 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

        Scots tend to get a bit antsy about being called British, too (although, technically, it is correct), mostly because most people who say it tend to use it to mean ‘English’.

        • MrGBH
          MrGBH
          October 14, 2010 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

          No, when we say ‘British’ we mean ‘Scotsman who’s good at sports’. When we say ‘Scottish’ we mean ‘Scotsman who’s not good at sports’.
          It’s a delicate bit of language.

        • ADHadh
          ADHadh
          October 14, 2010 at 7:25 am | # | Reply

          Still better than using “English” as a stand in for “British”.

      • Inara
        Inara
        October 14, 2010 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, it’s kind of like accidentally calling a Puerto Rican a Mexican, or mistaking a Korean for being Japanese (or vice versa). One of those mistakes you generally only make the once.

        • Jimmy
          Jimmy
          October 14, 2010 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

          Nah, you make it over and over again, you just learn to use vague terminology or avoid the subject entirely.

        • OldsVistaCruiser
          OldsVistaCruiser
          October 14, 2010 at 6:03 pm | # | Reply

          That reminds me of a joke about a Jewish guy who was in Hong Kong on business. He started to give a Chinese guy a raft of $#!+ about Pearl Harbor.

          The Chinese guy said, “Whoa! Wait a minute – I’m Chinese – the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.”

          The Jewish guy said, “Chinese, Japanese – they’re all the same to me!”

          The Chinese guy then asked, “What about the time that the Jewish sank the Titanic?”

          The Jewish guy said, “How could the Jewish sink the Titanic? It was sunk by an iceberg!”

          The Chinese guy then said, “Iceberg, Goldberg – they’re all the same to me!”

          • Mute
            Mute
            October 15, 2010 at 3:51 am | # | Reply

            The greatest thing about this joke is connecting it with Donatello’s creepy grin.

      • AndysDrawings
        AndysDrawings
        October 14, 2010 at 5:38 am | # | Reply

        “British tends to refer to the island of Great Britain itself.”

        Actually, we do have these British Isles.

      • Charles RB
        Charles RB
        October 14, 2010 at 9:38 am | # | Reply

        I met a Scottish guy when I was in the States, and he said Americans kept thinking he was Irish. Which didn’t bother him because there’s a lot of crossing over between the two countries, but THEN they went “oh no, wait, are you English?“. And he was all WTF!

      • SteveCharb
        SteveCharb
        October 17, 2010 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

        I think you have that sdrawkcab. All the Irish I know would be much, much more offended to be called Brits than to be called Scots.

    • stubbornirishbasta%d
      stubbornirishbasta%d
      October 14, 2010 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

      And you dont hear us complaining about it. Generally

      Yeah, i’m a poor son a bitch. And that sucks. But it is what it is.

      To be fair though a lot of Irish Americans dont have to deal with the scars of the past like other groups do. And those of us that remember our heritage have a strong sense of national pride both for our homeland and our new home.

    • Your Obedient Serpent
      Your Obedient Serpent
      October 14, 2010 at 11:51 am | # | Reply

      More to the point, the Irish went through a lot of discrimination here in the Untidy States. It was the worst during the big waves of Irish immigration in the mid-to-late 19th century — see Gangs of New York — but it continued right up until the middle of the 20th. Half a century before Obama was labeled a Muslim, people were convinced that Kennedy was going to make the Constitution subordinate to the Pope.

    • Calbeck
      Calbeck
      October 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm | # | Reply

      Plus you folks are forgetting that Americans also discriminated against the Irish, using almost the identical stereotype the British did. It’s a non-starter today, but throughout the 1800s it was extremely prevalent.

  3. XMD
    XMD
    October 14, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Galasso hungers.

  4. Viktor
    Viktor
    October 14, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    To steal from the Daily Show: “Race Card: Void during a black presidency.”

    • Calbeck
      Calbeck
      October 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm | # | Reply

      Are you kidding? The Race Card has rarely been played so routinely or with such vigor. Where Republicans purportedly claimed that it was wrong to disagree with Bush “because he’s a wartime president”, it’s now the fashion to claim that disagreeing with Obama makes one a racist.

      o^O

      • Tetsukalian
        Tetsukalian
        October 22, 2010 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

        I’ve never heard that personally, but then again, I live in the southern United States. People here tend to be racist anyway, and no matter what Obama does, he is wrong and evil.I voted for him, and although i don’t agree with everything he says, I definitely don’t think he is doing a horrible job. But he can’t do anything right to most people i know here. Some days, I really hate Americans, and I am one.

        • ilvos01
          ilvos01
          April 10, 2011 at 3:53 pm | # | Reply

          You know, people actually thought when Obama got office, they wouldn’t have to pay taxes or need gasoline. Seriously, they did an interview, and people said this.

  5. John
    John
    October 14, 2010 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Back in the 40s Whacking Day was used as an excuse to beat up the Irish…

  6. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    October 14, 2010 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Oh, goody. Amber’s gonna make a deal with the devil to get Jacob his job back, isn’t she? -.-

  7. Ash
    Ash
    October 14, 2010 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Are people still racist against Irish these days? Just wondering.

    • MrGBH
      MrGBH
      October 14, 2010 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Only other Irish people.

      • Ash
        Ash
        October 14, 2010 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

        I’m honestly curious; I imagine white people are about as hard tot ell apart as, say, Chinese/Japanese/Koreans, so I don’t see what racism could there be anymore other than country of origin; bringing up stuff from the past always seemed like a strawman argument to me.

        • MrGBH
          MrGBH
          October 14, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

          Here’s a short story to aid in sating your curiosity. (This didn’t happen to me, but the story’s best told that way).
          I was travelling through Dublin one day when some policemen pulled me over. Leaning down to my window one asked me “Are you Protestant or Catholic?”
          “Atheist” I replied.
          “Fine, but are you a Protestant Atheist or a Catholic Atheist?” He asked.

          • Ash
            Ash
            October 14, 2010 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

            Ah, RELIGIOUS racism!

            Gotta love that.

          • Edem
            Edem
            October 14, 2010 at 3:57 am | # | Reply

            How about this one?
            A tourist asks a policeman in a small town:
            ‘Are there any churches here?’
            ‘Well, the Christian is up on Main Street, the Protestant is two streets down that way, and the Anglican is near the end of that street.’
            ‘Amazing, are there no atheists in this town?’
            ‘Well, I don’t know, but they certainly has no churches yet.’

          • sean martin
            sean martin
            October 14, 2010 at 6:41 am | # | Reply

            Or the stock variation:

            An old rabbi decided to take a hike through Ireland. He’s stopped by a militant carrying a *lot* of weaponry. “Be ye Catholic or Protestant?” the militant demanded.

            “Neither, my son,” the rabbi replied. “I’m Jewish.”

            “Praise Allah!” the man replied and gunned the rabbi down.

    • samuel
      samuel
      October 14, 2010 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

      I really don’t think so, at least in America.

      I have a few relatives in Boston that like to act like THE MAN is still out to get them, but most of them are wannabe thugs/gangsters anyway, so there you go. They’re basically a bunch of hoodlums that take the Dropkick Murphys too seriously.

      Notably they’re also the most overtly racist/xenophobic people I know. And that’s saying something considering I grew up in the rural south. I guess that type of attitude goes hand in hand with a persecution complex.

      • CJ
        CJ
        October 14, 2010 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

        I haven’t really seen overt anti-Irish hate, but the discrimination is still here, if only in small ways. It’s mostly jokes, but the prejudice still gets passed along. Irish people in this country completely get what Poles go through.

        • davmopedia
          davmopedia
          October 14, 2010 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

          Which makes my mixed Irish and Polish ancestry so much fun.

          • davmopedia
            davmopedia
            October 14, 2010 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

            I also rarely drink and have never owned anything coal-powered

            I do love potatoes, though.

          • Zach Reddy
            Zach Reddy
            October 14, 2010 at 10:45 pm | # | Reply

            Good to know I’m not alone in the Irish/Polish ancestry deal.
            Sadly I do enjoy my Guinness and I’ve been known to do quite a few stupid things in the past so I guess I’m just asking for the abuse…

          • gwalla
            gwalla
            October 15, 2010 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

            But who doesn’t love potatoes?

            Also, kielbasa with a pint of Guinness sounds like a good meal to me. Shit, now I’m hungry…

          • Mike Mihalopoulos
            Mike Mihalopoulos
            October 17, 2010 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

            Dude, try being Greek, Irish, Polish, AND Cuban.

          • Tetsukalian
            Tetsukalian
            October 22, 2010 at 4:00 am | # | Reply

            Let’s see, I’m Irish, english, possibly some Scottish somewhere in there, and apparently somewhere in there I have Jewish DNA as well, Cherokee on both sides of my family, as well as German. I’m pretty much a mutt, but I love being one, because that’s just more heritage to be proud of.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        October 14, 2010 at 2:33 am | # | Reply

        So that one old bigoted Irish lady on Rizzoli and Isles was accurate?

      • turkishproverb
        turkishproverb
        October 14, 2010 at 10:30 pm | # | Reply

        don’t know your history, do you?

    • Viktor
      Viktor
      October 14, 2010 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

      In America? No. Over in Europe, though, there are still some issues.

      • KHNO
        KHNO
        October 14, 2010 at 4:31 am | # | Reply

        In the UK yes can be, but I can’t see any other country in europe where they aren’t loved. Much more difficult to be from Turkey.

    • frosgrok
      frosgrok
      October 14, 2010 at 4:29 am | # | Reply

      On the Irish discrimination in the USA: I grew up in Seattle, I didn’t even know my last name was Irish (slightly different spelling than the Scottish version).

      Mind you the neighborhood I started out in was mostly black with poverty level white (probably called white trash these days) with a bit of Asian mixed in. All the kids got mauled by the same dogs owned by the same bad asses, very race neutral that way. Actually maybe the whites sicked ‘em on the black kids and the blacks sicked ‘em on the whites, I don’t know. Didn’t matter from my point of view. But, I did learn that some people REALLY didn’t act at all like Mr. Rodgers on TV.

      But back to the Irish thing, when I was 20 something, some folks who were (recently) from Ireland commented I wouldn’t do so well is some parts of Ireland… My first name is a traditional English surname (mom’s maiden name) combined with the Irish last name = BIG Political Statement (I’m not telling the likes of you what my name is, you’re all webcomic readers, shifty no goods you are)

      I understand that in England, the Irish are still a bit discriminated against, but when I visited there I didn’t notice it. Didn’t try to get a job or marry anyones daughter though.

      • sean martin
        sean martin
        October 14, 2010 at 6:43 am | # | Reply

        It’s much like how Yankees view Southerners as generally white trash, in many respects.

      • Charles RB
        Charles RB
        October 14, 2010 at 9:43 am | # | Reply

        “I understand that in England, the Irish are still a bit discriminated against”

        Not particularly these days, outside of jokes that are decades past their sell-by date. This is partly because of generations of trading, tourism, and (let’s face it) shagging each other; partly because we’ve got new people to be racist against for all Taking Our Jobs or Being Terrorists!

      • ilvos01
        ilvos01
        April 10, 2011 at 3:55 pm | # | Reply

        In Britain, you sometimes get beat up if you’re ginger.

    • quietdevious1
      quietdevious1
      May 11, 2011 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

      I know the white side of my family swears there is no Irish in our bloodline and seems to be very proud of that fact. However, they are also the kind of people that claim they are not racist because they have mixed race grandchildren/niece+nephew, just before they say the most racist things.

  8. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    October 14, 2010 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Why is Gallasso hiring Pat Lee to replace Jacob?

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      October 14, 2010 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      Glad that wasn’t just me.

      • Dake
        Dake
        October 14, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

        Me three. I expect him to enter the store whilst backlit by a mushroom cloud.

      • Tomb
        Tomb
        October 14, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

        Likewise

        • anonymous0jones
          anonymous0jones
          October 14, 2010 at 9:17 am | # | Reply

          So since Faz and Ken are both douches does that mean Willis hates Asians?*

          *I don’t think Willis is racist, it’s simply that everyone in Shortpacked is a douche. Except for Leslie and Jacob (so far).

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            October 14, 2010 at 7:25 pm | # | Reply

            I think it’s too early to call Ken a douche – he’s only said two sentences…

    • Frank
      Frank
      October 14, 2010 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

      I was expecting him to rip off his shirt right there and say something megalomaniac.

    • Alden
      Alden
      October 14, 2010 at 5:24 am | # | Reply

      That can’t possibly be Pat Lee. He’s wearing a shirt properly.

    • Andrea
      Andrea
      October 14, 2010 at 8:16 am | # | Reply

      THANK YOU.

      I was wondering why Galasso was calling Pat Lee ‘Ken’?
      Super disguise power, activate!

    • Charles RB
      Charles RB
      October 14, 2010 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

      Oh god, you thought that too?!

    • StClair
      StClair
      October 14, 2010 at 10:38 am | # | Reply

      *joins the crowd*

    • anonymous0jones
      anonymous0jones
      October 14, 2010 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve been wrong before. Don’t think I’m wrong about this one though.

  9. capripede
    capripede
    October 14, 2010 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    “Irish” is not a race.

    White/Caucasian is a race.

    Black/Negroid is a race.

    Asian/Mongoloid is a race.

    “Hispanic” is not a race (dispite what Ronnie may have said).

    There is a big difference between “Race” and “Ethnicity” or “Culture.”

    Mixed race people are a whole other discussion…

    • drivethruwhale
      drivethruwhale
      October 14, 2010 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

      finally! someone gets it!

    • Ivan the Terrible Poster
      Ivan the Terrible Poster
      October 14, 2010 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

      Yes honestly how can you write a comic without doing your research in the Very Precise And Serious Science of Race.

      The way people so flippantly brush it off you’d think it was some arbitrary horseshit rewritten daily to conform to the current state of power relations.

      • drivethruwhale
        drivethruwhale
        October 14, 2010 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

        Honey, we’ve been together for a while, and i love you dearly, but it’s time I admitted something…. I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or not.

        • Ivan the Terrible Poster
          Ivan the Terrible Poster
          October 14, 2010 at 10:56 pm | # | Reply

          I… I can’t either! I lost track!

          • ilvos01
            ilvos01
            April 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm | # | Reply

            It is annoying, though, when my Asian friends get offended when I call them Chinese, but I they think all white people come from England.

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        October 14, 2010 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

        <3 <3 <3

      • AndysDrawings
        AndysDrawings
        October 14, 2010 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

        You mean “Eugenics”?

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 14, 2010 at 10:39 am | # | Reply

          Darn those Nazis, ruining eugenics for the rest of us.

          • Cybersnark
            Cybersnark
            October 14, 2010 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

            Darn Khan, ruining eugenics for the rest of the rest of us.

    • Dalrint
      Dalrint
      October 14, 2010 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

      I’m not sure what this has to do with anything, though.

      Irish is a culture, and you can discriminate against a culture. Considering the Irish were basically treated like slaves by the British for nine hundred years, you really, REALLY can discriminate against them.

    • KHNO
      KHNO
      October 14, 2010 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

      In my language, the word race is only for horses, human only can have phenotypic differences. Still don’t get it how a generic black “race” can come from Africa, Pakistan, Oceania, Japan or anything where they are black because others are whiter (i.e. hottentots vs herreros populations)

    • OldsVistaCruiser
      OldsVistaCruiser
      October 14, 2010 at 5:31 am | # | Reply

      Capripede is right. Hispanic is not a race (although they call themselves “La Raza”, or “The Race”). Hispanics can be any skin tone of the rainbow, from as white as Pablo Picasso to as black as Sammy Sosa.

    • Earlofthercs
      Earlofthercs
      October 28, 2010 at 10:02 pm | # | Reply

      Even if it wasn’t possible to argue that that three race based system wasn’t out of fashion `white/caucasian’ still wouldn’t be the description of one race because quite a few caucasians aren’t white. The arabic and sub-continental asians of India & Pakistan etc ethnicities were/are classified as caucasian, not mongoloid or negroid, under that old three race system. It was about facial structure & body type more than skin colour.

  10. TheAlucinaut
    TheAlucinaut
    October 14, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    Is the boldfont & repetition of the phrase “ONE MORE DAY” a Spider-Man reference since we know Jacob is a big-time Spider-fan?

    …or am I just overthinking this & also am too huge a nerd?

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      October 14, 2010 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

      Nah, I said the same thing just a few comments up.

    • Jacob Sevare
      Jacob Sevare
      October 14, 2010 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

      I thought it was a Les Miserables reference, but it’s in the wrong order.

      I’m happy Pat Lee got an interview. Tough job market.

  11. Eric
    Eric
    October 14, 2010 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

    They fucking banned Asian people from moving to the USA from like the early 1900′s to 1960. And they stuck the Japanese in camps. Early discrimination against the Irish largely subsided, because, like the other European immigrants, they are all white and they all fully integrated into US culture.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Exclusion
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_and_Nationality_Act_of_1965#Immigration_shift

    • MrGBH
      MrGBH
      October 14, 2010 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

      I highly doubt Amber was referring to racism from Americans towards Irish.

      • tom
        tom
        October 14, 2010 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

        Why do you think that?
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_American#Discrimination

        Also, Eric: yeah, I grew up in Seattle, and I’ve had a number of friends whose parents or grandparents got their businesses, homes, and livelihoods jacked when they were sent to internment camps. But I’d claim that discrimination against Asians has largely subsided, too, as US culture has absorbed more and more elements from Asian cultures.

        If you pick any immigrant community — Polish, Italian, Irish, Russian, Cambodian, whatever, and you’ll find that they’re *still* being discriminated against.

        • CJ
          CJ
          October 14, 2010 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

          All right… we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks. But we don’t want the Irish!

          • Shift
            Shift
            October 14, 2010 at 2:46 am | # | Reply

            This is made even more disturbing by the fact that your character image is Captain America when you write that.

          • OldsVistaCruiser
            OldsVistaCruiser
            October 14, 2010 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

            @Shift – CJ used a line from “Blazing Saddles”. I was going to use it myself until he beat me to it.

            One of the residents of Rock Ridge, the name of the town in the movie (whose residents all had the last name of Johnson), used that line, in a very thick Irish accent, as though he was discriminating against himself.

          • OldsVistaCruiser
            OldsVistaCruiser
            October 14, 2010 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

            Here’s a link to CJ’s line from Blazing Saddles on YouTube:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boO4RowROiw

        • Fren
          Fren
          October 14, 2010 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

          I think we should settle these matters of discrimination in a sensible manner. Twice yearly, we should have a nationally broadcasted five minute break. We’ll bring out the Big Wheel O’ Races and Nationalities. We’ll let the Vice President spin the wheel and where so ever it lands, that’s who we’ll nationally scapegoat for six months. That way, it’s fair.

        • Eric
          Eric
          October 14, 2010 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply

          All I’m saying is that my parents were only able to immigrate into the US in the early 70′s, because that’s when the laws finally were made lax enough to make it so that Asian people could actually move into the freaking country. I’m stating a simple fact: white immigrants were able to successfully integrate because they are white. It’s why we didn’t round the Germans up into camps.

          • quietdevious1
            quietdevious1
            May 11, 2011 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

            In Canada they did.

          • RedScharron
            RedScharron
            September 29, 2011 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_American_internment#World_War_II

            I’m not saying it was anywhere near the scale of the programs carried out against Japanese-Americans, but it did happen. My grandfather’s parents emigrated from Germany about 10 years before WWII and while they weren’t forced to move their treatment was nothing to make light of.

      • Dave C
        Dave C
        October 14, 2010 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

        Nope, it happened over here, too. Not as bad as in the UK/English-occupied Ireland, but there was a time when signs in business windows saying “No Irish Need Apply” were commonplace. Discrimination against Irish wasn’t nearly as bad as against blacks, but it was quite real.

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          October 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm | # | Reply

          It’s actually not all that clear that “No Irish need apply” signs were ever commonplace in America. There’s only one known instance in the US. Irish American songs about them were mostly imported from across the pond (“No Irish need apply” signs had been common in London).

          That’s not to say they weren’t discriminated against, of course. The stereotypes were pretty vicious. See also: the Know-Nothing movement.

      • BritNinja
        BritNinja
        October 14, 2010 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

        Well, if she isn’t referring to American discrimination against the Irish, her point is a little disingenous, since she may have Irish ancestry but she is American born and raised. You can’t really say to someone who experiences racism currently and daily in America “Well, my ancestors had a hard time too in some other place!” and expect them to embrace you as a sister.

        • Ivan the Terrible Poster
          Ivan the Terrible Poster
          October 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm | # | Reply

          Jews. Armenians. Cuban Batista symps. It’s pretty much the only condition under which oppressed groups get recognition in America.

  12. CJ
    CJ
    October 14, 2010 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

    Mike fucks Ken?

    • turkishproverb
      turkishproverb
      October 14, 2010 at 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      Stop shipping the Eyecandy. it makes me want to see it.

  13. Slag(non-prostitute)
    Slag(non-prostitute)
    October 14, 2010 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

    Ken looks a lot like your rendition of Pat Lee, Willis!

  14. agentAK
    agentAK
    October 14, 2010 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

    KEN’S LIPS BOTH DISTRACT AND HORRIFY ME.

    • Shift
      Shift
      October 14, 2010 at 2:45 am | # | Reply

      While they don’t horrify me, I do keep chanting “DSL” in my head when I look at this character.

      A shiny imaginary nickel for the person who knows what that stands for.

      • Trae Dorn
        Trae Dorn
        October 14, 2010 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

        Distinctly Soaked LASERs, right? :P

  15. Shift
    Shift
    October 14, 2010 at 2:41 am | # | Reply

    Man… a lawyer could put out discrimination pamphlets in this store and retire.

  16. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    October 14, 2010 at 3:11 am | # | Reply

    To be fair, Irish children are delicious.

    • Trixie
      Trixie
      October 14, 2010 at 3:18 am | # | Reply

      Well played, good sir.

    • Shadowraven9
      Shadowraven9
      October 14, 2010 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

      You magnificent bastard, I read your book!

    • Your Obedient Serpent
      Your Obedient Serpent
      October 14, 2010 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

      Your response was Swift and to the point.

  17. randomgirl
    randomgirl
    October 14, 2010 at 3:36 am | # | Reply

    OH-HO! Is funny because Irish people have been discriminated against for very long time!

  18. AndysDrawings
    AndysDrawings
    October 14, 2010 at 3:55 am | # | Reply

    … Ken?

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      October 14, 2010 at 12:41 pm | # | Reply

      …wow, I’d forgotten that comic existed.

  19. C. Augusto Valdés
    C. Augusto Valdés
    October 14, 2010 at 6:28 am | # | Reply

    I see what you are doing there, he has the same character type as Pat Lee and his name is Ken, so his name is Ken Lee.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

  20. LiamKav
    LiamKav
    October 14, 2010 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

    Not to claim to speak for all English people, but I haven’t seen any discrimination against the Irish since… ever. For Pete’s sake, we’re the country that celebrated their Patron saint’s day more than our own, because there’s involves drinking and ours involves uncomfortable accusations of racisim.

    (On the other hand, I don’t like current day Americans claiming some sort of race-memory as a discrimination thing. There’s a chance that Americans/Asians could get discriminated against. But would Amber ever get that just because some of her ancestors came from Ireland? Unless she is actually Irish and she moved when she was young and still has her accent, but I always thought she was American.)

    • sean martin
      sean martin
      October 14, 2010 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

      Interestingly enough, there are some small shops, mostly in lower Manhattan, that still have the “No Irish Need Apply” signs… now treated very much like a joke… or at least I hope so. :-)

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      October 14, 2010 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

      Dude. He’s accusing a toy store employee of running the world.

      Pointing out a historical racism against the Irish isn’t exactly inappropriate.

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        October 14, 2010 at 9:32 am | # | Reply

        Oh yeah, I agree. i was more wondering about Amber generally.

    • Traitorfish
      Traitorfish
      October 14, 2010 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

      Attend a Glasgow Old Firm match. You’ll see it.

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        October 15, 2010 at 5:14 am | # | Reply

        To be fair, football derbys are best avoided if you don’t want to see the absolute worst of humanity, and the Old Firm derby is right near to the top of the “tetchy” list.

    • MusicalHeart88
      MusicalHeart88
      October 15, 2010 at 3:45 am | # | Reply

      There is still some against them. And for sure they suffered plenty in the past. Often the Irish were only able to immigrate as contract workers, which were little better then slaves.

  21. izzatrix
    izzatrix
    October 14, 2010 at 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Generally, any employer with 15 or more employees must comply with a variety of laws that fall under the jurisdiction of the EEOC, including those governing, equal pay, age discrimination, discrimination on the basis of disabilities and discrimination on the basis of race, sex, color, religion or national origin.

    So Galasso just needs to get back under 15 employees if he hasn’t already and he can hire and fire whoever he wants to.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 14, 2010 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

      I think he’s already well under 15, unless has an army of as-yet unseen employees waiting in the wings.

  22. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    October 14, 2010 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    I can picture the ad in the paper literally saying, “Wanted: quota position!”

  23. Tom
    Tom
    October 14, 2010 at 9:28 am | # | Reply

    I’m Asian. >_> <_< Been reading before I even came to Indy.

    So do our lips really stand out like that? I noticed you did the same thing with that Pat Lee dude.

    Would be nice to have an extra character. The only other Asian on board is Faz, and his Faziness is not exactly inspiring (although did he get that from his mom's side, or his dad's side? hmmm).

    • LiamKav
      LiamKav
      October 14, 2010 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

      Well, Faz’s lips don’t stand out like that. Neither do New-Billie’s.

      • Tom
        Tom
        October 14, 2010 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

        Wait, Billie’s Asian?

        • agentksilver
          agentksilver
          October 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply

          Half-Asian. Her full name is Jennifer Billingsworth. Her mother is asian.

      • Luke
        Luke
        October 14, 2010 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        Faz and Billie are both half-Asian though…

    • HotAndCold
      HotAndCold
      October 14, 2010 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      Pretty sure Dina’s Asian! And none of the girls that came rushing out of Jacob’s room earlier in the arc had the lip thing.

    • CoffeeJedi
      CoffeeJedi
      October 14, 2010 at 6:39 pm | # | Reply

      The Asian next-door-neighbors on King of the Hill are drawn with similar mouths. Not really sure why; it looks right on a drawing, but I’m trying to picture real Asian people that I know, and they don’t really look like that.

  24. Sarpiedon
    Sarpiedon
    October 14, 2010 at 9:31 am | # | Reply

    Sooooo…Glasso is hiring Pat Lee?

  25. Zudarkness
    Zudarkness
    October 14, 2010 at 10:11 am | # | Reply

    An extra charater would be nice as well. Mike needs a new person to pick on

  26. Rick Sivart
    Rick Sivart
    October 14, 2010 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

    Oh my God, you should kill Kenny. You Bastard!

  27. Matt
    Matt
    October 14, 2010 at 10:45 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t Amber American? Have I missed something?
    I’ve read all of shortpacked (not right just then, but over several years) and don’t recall anything about her not being American.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      October 14, 2010 at 12:45 pm | # | Reply

      Who said she wasn’t American? She’s referring to ancestry.

    • BritNinja
      BritNinja
      October 14, 2010 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      IDk where you’re from but in my experience, there is often a disconnect in conversations like these between Americans who tend to associate terms like Irish etc with ethnicity and Europeans who tend to associate them with nationality/citizenship. By my first understanding of the word, Irish people are from Ireland and Amber is plainly an American, but not so the other side of the pond.

      • Matt
        Matt
        October 15, 2010 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        Ahh, very insightful Britninja. But yes, I’m English. I do love those differences in language.
        As someone else on this board pointed out, her surname is O’Malley, so certainly a good enough reason for an American to claim being of Irish descent.

  28. Thenodrin
    Thenodrin
    October 14, 2010 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

    I did a lot of historical research into San Francisco last year for a series of games. In the early 1900s, the racial divide in San Fran was that the #1 discriminated against people were the Chinese, followed closely by the Irish. Other Asians were considered “Chinese” and the Scottish were (likely to their dismay) considered “Irish” by the culture at large. The blacks, hispanics, and Jewish were generally accepted as equals.

    I dunno how that relates to Amber’s comment. Just thought it was interesting.

    Theno

  29. Jason
    Jason
    October 14, 2010 at 11:55 am | # | Reply

    So I’m the only one who thought “Ken” was just Ethan in disguise?? I hope he’s not a new permanent character, because his resemblance to Ethan is just too distracting.

    Besides, if Galasso fires Jacob, won’t he need a new black person to fill his quota? I need to re-read this plotline.

  30. wynne
    wynne
    October 14, 2010 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

    So, are Ken’s lips there for the sole purpose of distinguishing him from Ethan? Will there be jokes about Ken’s girlfriend, Barbie?

    • hectoruno
      hectoruno
      October 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm | # | Reply

      I was thinking Ken from Street Fighter

  31. hectoruno
    hectoruno
    October 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    Amber is American but every American has a right to his or her culture. I come from several cultures and can claim shared history with all of them. On the other hand my American White German heritage wife was accused of owning slaves by a Cuban American whose family was in the states longer than my wife’s. Everyone is allowed to identify with their ancestors but no one is allowed to define others by the same.

  32. The Pletch
    The Pletch
    October 14, 2010 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply

    While we’re criticizing Willis for irrelevant things, it should be “WE Irish” instead of “us Irish”.

  33. HotAndCold
    HotAndCold
    October 14, 2010 at 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    So is it bad that I instinctively hate Ken solely because he’s drawn with Pat Lee’s lips?

    • drivethruwhale
      drivethruwhale
      October 14, 2010 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t you read the Bible?! It’s in the book of Second Hesitations! “Thou shalt hate Ken’s lips, dude.”

      • drivethruwhale
        drivethruwhale
        October 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm | # | Reply

        and no i’m not trying to bash anyone’s religion. “Second Hesitations” is just fun to quote.

  34. Zem
    Zem
    October 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm | # | Reply

    OK, that last panel? That’s not a comeback that’s gonna win you any points, both of you.

  35. Chaos Incarnate
    Chaos Incarnate
    October 14, 2010 at 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    Amber’s Irish?

    • beeftony
      beeftony
      October 14, 2010 at 8:20 pm | # | Reply

      Her last name is O’Malley.

  36. ColdFusion
    ColdFusion
    October 14, 2010 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Every handsome Japanese man is named Ken. This is the law.

  37. RedComet
    RedComet
    October 14, 2010 at 10:03 pm | # | Reply

    I’m roughly half Irish. To be honest, even with that I’ve never seen any actual anti-Irish bigotry in the US, ever. I’ve seen this weird “kick a ginger” thing, but that seems more based on looks than ancestry. Everyone hears you’re Irish nowadays and is like THAT’S AWESOME LET’S DRINK rather than “Oh, you must be out to mug me, drink yourself unconscious, and then tell the Pope to personally set my house on fire.”

    I’d be pissed if I were the asian guy.

    • tiggerpete
      tiggerpete
      May 19, 2011 at 5:00 am | # | Reply

      go back 100 years, and try to escape discrimination, it was a lot more rampant back then, or at least more public

  38. Neon
    Neon
    October 14, 2010 at 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t help but find it amusing that people are actually arguing the semantics about this. You don’t need to be a race to be discriminated against, and arguing that she mentioned a culture instead of a race is really missing the point. Hell, she could have said ‘us women’ and her point would still be valid.

    • Sean Whitmore
      Sean Whitmore
      October 14, 2010 at 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, since the world is run by white men, it would’ve been about a thousand times more valid.

  39. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    October 14, 2010 at 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    Since we’re all talking about how much **** the Irish have been through in the past, who wants to see a video of Dara O’Briain talking about it?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqPzDWwuZn8&feature=related

  40. LilithxChan
    LilithxChan
    October 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    actually this kinda hits close to home. I almost decked out a black guy for saying that the Irish were the same as all other white people.

    • M
      M
      October 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

      Black girl here.

      You are.

      • MusicalHeart88
        MusicalHeart88
        October 17, 2010 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

        Then that means you are the same as all other people with skin darker then us?

        • RedComet
          RedComet
          October 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

          No, black people are distinguishable from Asians for example. Irish people ARE white people, and thus not distinguishable. Irish people faced discrimination in America in the past. Irish people do not face discrimination in America anymore in the present. Because they are white. “Irish” is a culture, not a race.

          If you see a black person and an Irish person you do not think “Oh, a black person and an Irish person.” You think “Oh a black guy and a white girl.”. She should have stuck with gender instead.

      • LilithxChan
        LilithxChan
        October 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

        Right because the English didn’t almost completely wipe out hte Irish before they ever discovered Aferican americans… No your right

  41. Kasdarack
    Kasdarack
    October 17, 2010 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    “We Irish,” not “us Irish.” =)

  42. Orange Pickles
    Orange Pickles
    March 20, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    Just Fire Jacob.

  43. thomas0comer
    thomas0comer
    November 24, 2011 at 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    I think that— screw it, nobody cares about my opinions, so there’s no point in sharing them. I’ll just spout some random slightly offensive crap and not check for spelling errosr, cuz I’M MOTHER****ING BATMAN, Y’ALL.

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