Damn, Jacob must be getting a lot of action. Here’s hoping he doesn’t get fired, I like him.
Well, Amber’s mom is insatiable.
As are all the other women he’s probably banged in the last few days in a sex-addict bender
Shame on me, but I like where this plot is going…
Has it really been this long since we’ve last seen Faz scheme?
You know, I’m amazed Galasso is actually aware of racial controversy. I think he wouldn’t even notice the existence of race in his own little world.
Wasn’t Ethan’s token gayness used to save his job earlier? It IS kind of strange for Galasso, but it has precedent (I think).
I’d like to think that Galasso, like Stephen Colbert, understands racial controversy but doesn’t actually understand race.
Galasso has read the Evil Overlord’s handbook.
I… How bad is it that at this point I would probably toss Faz what I will insist is a pity fuck?
I need to get laid, or at the very least acquire a dildo.
My place or your’s.
Sistah please! If you’re ready to do that kind of abuse to your genitals, I’m afraid I’ll have to confiscate them.
I am intrigued, aroused, and disgusted as I wonder how you would do that.
Ice cream scoop, usually.
It’s okay; you don’t have to pretend it’s out of pity. You harbour Perverse Sexual Lust for Faz. There’s nothing wrong with that. It doesn’t make you any less of a person. I personally know someone who likes to do unspeakable things involving three antique vases, a scorpian, and the head of a bulgarian wine merchant, and… actually, yeah, he’s kinda wierd. Get help.
More Furman is more better.
I can’t unsee the red tint in Faz’s hair.
I keep seeing a weird red tint in MY hair… (Asian who stopped dying years ago, uhhh)
Can’t help but notice that the Amber portion of Faz’s hair is more pronounced since the reveal.
Either that, or someone dumped soup on his head
Or say… shoved his head up someone’s ass?
That is troubling in terms of what it says about Sarah Palin’s colon health.
Wait… one third and he’s *Half* Asian. So everything is cool as is.
One third, dude. 100%/3 = 33%
Oh God. Worst possible way this could play out: Everybody’s there when Amber finds out what Jacob and her mom have been doing, and Galasso orders him to make some half-black babies for his employee demographics. x.x
And as Faz points this out, Amber hides in her happy place.
Oh god don’t do it Amber………IT’S A TRAP!
One has to wonder where Faz has caught Furmanism. It’s not like he had human contact….
Did anyone else notice that Faz said -I-? I thought Faz only spoke in the third person?
I’m missin’ the Furmanetics here. Although Faz is sorta like a vast, predatory turd…
Where he says Jacob is “Surplus to requirements”.
That’s a businessism, not a Furmanism.
Actually, I see that line as more of a throw-out back to the Wanderer/the Cheese’s line of Head Alien having a surplus of hostages back during the Science Fiction Fan Club (or is it called Faans! ?) crossover with It’s Walky!
It was a Furmanism back then too!
Even the mighty Jacob has fallen! What chance, then, for the rest of the Shortpacked employees?
Wait… What about Sydney Yus?
She was sacked ages ago.
Yes, but she was his only black worker at the time, and Galasso didn’t think twice about it then.
IIRC, wasn’t Sydney a seasonal employee, who was EXPECTED to be let go?
Jacob is full time.
Anyway, Galasco had a perfectly defensible reason to fire Sydney– he made it quite clear that he was cutting a position based on quantifiable performance, not race.
Has anyone told faz that he is related to amber yet?
I foresee a Mike ass whooping on Jacob. Mike wanted to fuck Anvers mom!
Amber’s** damn you spell check!
Just wondering if you were aware that you have ads for Scams posted on your site…that ad that has the women getting thinner “1 Trick to get thin” leads to different “channel news” sites advertising different scams by this reporter “Julie Ayers” who apparently works for over a hunderd differnt news stations and has over a 100 different photos.
This is the Faz I’ve been missing.
Jacob is underneath the giant foot statue, weaving tapestries by hand.
Who will beat the living shit out of you if you interrupt him, and then throw you in the water four times.
Wait, ten? Amber, Ethan, Faz, Jacob, Leslie, Mike, Ninja Rick, Robin…even if you count Galasso as an employee, who’s missing?
Maybe Faz doesn’t get that Ronnie is gone
He said about.
Out With A Bang?
You know, Amber’s mom accidentally killing Jacob – even in a “death by snoosnoo!” sort of way – would possibly be an even bigger DYW moment than the revelation of Faz’s ancestry.
Is Faz a Mohammedan?
Well he is a perpetual virgin…
I am fairly confidant as to Jacobs whereabouts, same with Amber’s mom as well.
Oh he dead all right. The little death!
Yeah, that was lame.
Affirmative Action at it’s best.
I really hope I wasn’t the only person who noticed the “Racial Pie Chart” formed a peace symbol. Putting a little subliminal messaging in there Dave?
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