Shortpacked! by David Willis
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Convention appearances:
Calgary Expo Calgary, AB: April 26-28
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
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SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
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Sorcery 101
Templar, AZ
The Transformers Wiki
Hail to the Slash
80 page GIANT
Axe Cop
The Book of Biff
Butt-Taco
Comics Curmudgeon
College Roomies from Hell!!!
Diesel Sweeties
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
Dresden Codak
Fans!
Fleen
Gastrophobia
Girl Genius
Girls with Slingshots
Goats
Hark, a vagrant
Hijinks Ensue
Intrepid Girlbot
Legend of Bill
Medium Large
Not Invented Here
Octopus Pie
Overcompensating
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PhDcomics
Power Nap
Questionable Content
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Schlock Mercenary
Sheldon
So Far Apart
Something Positive
Two Lumps
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Faz’s pain shall be glorious.
GLORIOUS!
You’re assuming that Faz has any conception about incest, or the evils therein.
If he doesn’t, and still tries something, he’ll get PHYSICALLY beaten at least.
And THAT pain shall STILL be GLORIOUS.
I only hope that Amber herself has no conception.
*Rimshot!*
Why doesn’t she just tell him they may be related and get him to stop? Or does she just not want to admit it?
Why would you want to ruin the fun?
This is assuming that incest actually bothers Faz.
The fact that this is tagged “incest” amuses me.
Hm. The third-person’s more-or-less gone. And Faz’s graph actually sort of made sense in the last comic (the stupidity came not from his statistics, but from his expectations of Galasso.) Is Faz getting smarter?
Perhaps Faz has been replaced by his good twin, Fez!
I have absolutely no evidence for this, but it would certainly be interesting.
Now that’s silly. Faz and Wilmer Valderrama look nothing alike.
Pop culture references aside, it’d be
weirdhilarious if Faz’s “good twin” is also after Amber in the creepiest way possible. Also, they’d be half-siblings too. Not to mention that trying to get most of the staff fired and Jacob sliced in half to get his salary increased is still a pretty douchebag thing to do.Yeah. Faz’s good twin is also evil (or at least unbearably creepy, smug and egocentric.) Go figure.
We’ve already met Faz’s good twin over at McAwesome’s. His name is Zaph, and he makes declarations of the “I, Zaph, will…” sort. Very Falstaffian. It has been subtly implied that he and Rose, Amber’s homologue, are in a relationship by Drunken Mike, who also subtly implied that the two of them are also related to each other and/or Amber and Faz.
Let’s face it, McAwesome’s is possibly as screwed up as Shortpacked!, just cheerier about it — or at least it will be as screwed up once The Evil Cartoonist is through with them. Evan is already in a coma, so true love being turned into something icky probably isn’t off the table, here.
I just wonder if F.D.R. also disappeared into thin air while talking to Agatha, who has a younger sister into amateur pornography….
Fezzes are cool.
Well, when Faz was first introduced he didn’t use the third person all that often — it came about as time went on.
Incest tag ftw.
Me, I’m just laughing at the “diagram” in panel 5. I see what you did there.
Laughing at the incest tag. Wonder how many strips will eventually fall under that category. Shouldn’t the “cancer incest” strip already be there?
It is.
You just know that when Faz finds out Amber may be his sister, that’s still not going to deter him from trying to have sex with her.
It’s Faz. The horrific truth is he’ll go for it harder.
Unless the ‘bluff’ is less obvious than Faz has ever been in his life. Then we’re all doomed, for Faz has evovled.
Unfortunately, Faz probably subscribes to the theory that “incest is best – a game the whole family can play!”
Yeah…he’s just disgusting enough that it would turn out to be his *fetish*.
All this Fazcest discussion prompted me to look up Ninja Rick to see if he ha a red tint to HIS hair.
He doesn’t, but he IS balding in the exact same Osborn-y pattern as a certain store owner…
Ninja Rick has the exact same skintone as Amber.
Then the shocking truth is revealed… EVERYONE in Shortpacked is related to Amber, even Galasso.
Then they all break into song…
That would make this the BEST! CHAPTER! EVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!
Whatever he’s saying has caused my lady parts to lock themselves in a panic room.
I love how her hatred of Faz overrides how creeped out she should be right now.
Honestly, I only want him to succeed more after the reveal. I feel like Amber’s eternal horror would be delicious.
I’m hooked on Big No, and I gotta have more.
I miss the third person-speak… it really heightened Faz’s perpetually delusional state to me. Not that I think he’s sane without it, but it added that extra special touch.
Faz has never ever talked 100% in the third person. Intentionally, he’s very inconsistent with it.
Example: http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-10/06-jacob-travels-to-the-penis-building/greasydude/
You will never be able to top this comic.
Never say that to a cartoonist. That’s like saying “what’s the worst that could happen?”. Now he’s gonna DO it. Ewwwwww…
Faz’s concept of dirty talk is quite…interesting.
So now we plan to murder Faz yes?
Wack’d has been studying the internal vital parts so that, when it is 1:00AM, I will be ready to murder Faz. I will approach Faz’s “heart” in a way that will be clinical in it’s robot-like precision. However, Faz will be blinded by abject terror.
Here borrow my M9 tatical knife… and no I don’t want it back when your done.
Did Faz always have the brown in his hair?
how is she not still traumatized? there should be at least like 9 more strips of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
That happened while the Batman jokes were going on. Untill Batman got annoyed by it and showed up and I’m Batman’d her face…
Think about some of the crap Amber has been through over her entire life… I’m pretty sure that after a point, Amber has learned to bottle up the crazy and trauma, until it eventually will explodes out of her at an inopportune time.
It’s about time Galasso remarried.
There is so much wrong in this strip.
Well played.
Man, I need to stop reading these while eating cereal…milk and frosted flakes almost covered my keyboard
OH GOD IT BURNS