Comments on: Already

By: thomas0comer

thomas0comer — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:06:12 +0000

10 Employees at the store. One-third need to be Asian for racial “equality.” Faz is half Asian. Ken is Asian. Let’s say Ninja Rick counts as Asian. A new employee to replace Jason will be Asian. They still need Faz, as the total percentage of Asians will be 30% without him, and with him it will be 35%. 35% is closer to 33% than 30%. Does anybody else realize this?

By: JacquieH

JacquieH — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 03:20:27 +0000

Oh, yeah!
Remember the kiss? “I’m anything you don’t want me to be, baby!”

By: JacquieH

JacquieH — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 03:19:32 +0000

He’s pretty in-your-face. The closest to scheming I can think of that he’s done is when he didn’t tell Amber he thought Faz was her brother b/c he was saving it for her birthday.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:22:26 +0000

HAH!

By: frosgrok

frosgrok — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:17:31 +0000

Huh wah? Were did you get that from?

By: Schornforce

Schornforce — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 02:23:24 +0000

Faz Fazakas? He’s who Fozzie Bear was named after! IIRC, he was a prominent designer/builder of many Muppets…

I always thought Faz O. Lee’s name was pronounced to rhyme with ‘spazz’ as opposed to rhyming with ‘Roz’… hmmm…. which pronunciation is correct for Mister O. Lee?

By: Derik

Derik — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 00:42:36 +0000

Ozymandias. He’s about to announce his plan to kill 1/3 of all Asians in the city so that the city’s population conforms to his toy store’s demographics.

By: No0ne

No0ne — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 21:31:09 +0000

It does kind of look like that, or maybe his undergarments are showing and they have hearts on them or something. Mike is thinking of a way to use this to make the new hire quit.

By: Rasputin Varez

Rasputin Varez — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 21:15:13 +0000

Is that “Asian Ethan”?

By: airfox

airfox — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 20:42:27 +0000

And Robin. Don’t forget the “metaphorical” crotch kick.

-airfox