Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (38) ¬

1. 
   Cheesy1

   September 6, 2010 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   Hootch has worn off!!
2. 
   ziggy78eog

   September 6, 2010 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

   Looks like Mike is sobering up. I wish I could do that; go from drunk to sober, and skip that annoying hangover stage.

   • 
     Wackd

     September 6, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

     It is rather convenient, isn’t it?
   • 
     Phil

     September 6, 2010 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

     It really is convenient. I pounded back three shots of vodka not an hour ago, and it is almost worn off at this point. No hangover for me! Muh ha ha! (I love Monday holidays)
   • 
     Inara

     September 6, 2010 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

     It would actually explain a lot if Mike’s normal personality was just one long, constant hangover.

     • 
       pakopako

       September 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm | # | Reply

       Read me mind.
     • 
       Michelle Alford

       December 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm | # | Reply

       I said that same basic thing earlier in reading the archives. XD I’m glad someone agrees.

       • 
         ilvos01

         April 10, 2011 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

         I thought he got sober immediately when he threw up. (It’s Walky!)
   • 
     Fay

     November 28, 2011 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

     Oh, I bet Mike gets hangovers. They just make him grumpier.
3. 
   Joe

   September 6, 2010 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

   So Mike doesn’t fuck Amber’s mom, but only for now.

   • 
     The Scout

     July 5, 2012 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

     He’ll do it alright.

     For a nickel.
4. 
   Stephen Bierce

   September 6, 2010 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

   I’m reminded of the punchline of a Monty Python sketch.
5. 
   ProfessorTomoe

   September 6, 2010 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

   …and again, I have wood. DAMN YOU WILLIS

   • 
     theMarc

     September 7, 2010 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

     I wasn’t even aware you existed a minute ago, but I already know to much about you.

     And yet, I find myself wishing to know more.
6. 
   dethtoll

   September 6, 2010 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

   I like how Mike’s eyebrows are slowly coming back down.

   • 
     Sharktibolt

     September 6, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

     I like how Amber seems to be using this to tell Mike’s sobering up in the second panel.
7. 
   Jen Aside

   September 6, 2010 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

   Revelation hasn’t been so awful as to override her fear of Mom finding out about Sober Mike, apparently.

   Or, maybe she’s desperately hanging onto something to believe in. You know, that whole abusive relationship thing.

   …

   *is glad to not be Amber*
8. 
   David Herbert

   September 6, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

   At least he knows how to be specific.
9. 
   Ziggy Stardust

   September 6, 2010 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

   Haha I am so using that line! I love Mike.
10. 
    DRM

    September 6, 2010 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

    This is the first time I’ve actually laughed at this comic in a long time. Like with most webcomics that you follow for a long period of time, you start to kind of grow immune to their humor. It’s just something that sort of happens. But this page actually got a real laugh out of me.

    • 
      TexasNinjaBuzzard

      September 7, 2010 at 4:53 am | # | Reply

      Translation: “Damn you, sir- damn you with faint praise!”.
11. 
    Jimmy

    September 6, 2010 at 3:41 am | # | Reply

    Perfect. Only the title of this chapter keeps me from being -completely- happy with the potential outcome.
12. 
    fangrider

    September 6, 2010 at 3:56 am | # | Reply

    title of the chapter sounds like short packed visits harry potter

    • 
      Platonix

      September 6, 2010 at 10:17 pm | # | Reply

      Really? Wouldn’t it have to be “Mike and the Un-f$!ked Mother” for that?
13. 
    Vivvav

    September 6, 2010 at 7:49 am | # | Reply

    Rectal Love is the truest love.
14. 
    Drpepperfan

    September 6, 2010 at 11:28 am | # | Reply

    There’s the Mike we all know and love!

    • 
      Lorde_Loki

      September 18, 2010 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

      the problem is when onother person mother just end up loving too much.
15. 
    Zem

    September 6, 2010 at 11:48 am | # | Reply

    Stacy’s a mom.
16. 
    Random Guy

    September 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    I sure hope the last strip of this arc involves Mike fucking Amber’s mom.

    • 
      Phil

      September 6, 2010 at 10:24 pm | # | Reply

      No, first strip of the next arc.
17. 
    Gargamel

    September 6, 2010 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    And I hope it’s Ethan.
18. 
    Thomas Overbeck

    September 6, 2010 at 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    I hope you enjoyed your time in Dallas. Southern hospitality ain’t just a Ludacris rap, ya know!

    • 
      TexasNinjaBuzzard

      September 7, 2010 at 4:54 am | # | Reply

      This is Texas, son- we don’t do “Southron Hospitality” here, on account of we ain’t “The South”. We do Texas Friendly.

      …And we were very friendly.

      • 
        Thomas Overbeck

        September 7, 2010 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, well… we joined the Confederacy, so that makes us part of the South, like it or not.

        But I agree with the “friendly” thing, as long as we’re friendly to everyone, including them “alternate-lifestyle” folk.

        (And yes, I’m from here. Born in Galveston.)
19. 
    palaeomerus

    September 6, 2010 at 11:23 pm | # | Reply

    I think it would be funny if Mike seduced Amber’s Mom and he couldn’t handle her and she just broke his junk and ruined him for life.

    Also I have a drinking problem.
20. 
    Lorde_Loki

    September 18, 2010 at 9:09 am | # | Reply

    Amber amazi-instinct warn about danger
21. 
    petsinwinter

    October 8, 2010 at 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t even need the “rectally” to know where mike was going with this