Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (42) ¬

1. 
   TheAlucinaut

   August 11, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

   noooooooooo
2. 
   Joe

   August 11, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   I call this attempt being cut short like the last one.
   Not enough build-up, construct more pylons.

   • 
     TheBananaFish

     August 11, 2010 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

     Ha! I get it.

     • 
       Wack'd

       May 12, 2012 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

       I REQUIRE NO ADDITIONAL PYLONS! THANK YOU!
3. 
   Clark

   August 11, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   Bad bitch! Bad!
4. 
   corporateprick

   August 11, 2010 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

   http://www.dramabutton.com/
5. 
   David Herbert

   August 11, 2010 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

   Here’s hoping Amber smacks her. Ooh, maybe a sexy cat fight will occur? We haven’t had a good one since Ethan took on Willis.

   • 
     Cholma

     August 11, 2010 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

     Is there pudding close at hand?
   • 
     David

     August 11, 2010 at 11:34 pm | # | Reply

     Was there another, simultaneous fight occurring?
6. 
   Capripede

   August 11, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

   Amber’s Mom will catch Roz on her knees undoing Jacob’s fly… or similar. And then someone other than Mike will fuck Amber’s Mom… probably Jacob or Roz or both.

   Roz may even recognize Amber’s Mom as one of her frequent clients!

   And then Mike will fuck Amber dressed p as her Mom.

   Yup.

   ^_^
7. 
   ziggy78eog

   August 11, 2010 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

   Roz, Roz, Roz, did you not already try this?

   • 
     Jen Aside

     August 11, 2010 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

     Occupied is occupied…
8. 
   KenB3

   August 11, 2010 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

   Bad Roz! Bad!
9. 
   AMD

   August 11, 2010 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

   Robin and Roz both have the sexual subtley of a Drunken clumsy rhino in an overly packed china shop.

   • 
     frosgrok

     August 11, 2010 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

     So, you’re the one who was taking video of my last private party!

     Note: The rhino was over 18 in rhino years. So was the duck.

     • 
       Hewlett

       August 11, 2010 at 4:50 am | # | Reply

       The moose, on the other hand…

       • 
         frosgrok

         August 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm | # | Reply

         Shhhh, Moose & Squirrel are undercover. Mr. Big and Fearless Leader would use such things against them. Besides Natasha has a real “thing” for underage uhm “midget” flying rodentia. Is fun to watch. Dahling.
10. 
    dragonbolt

    August 11, 2010 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Sit!, Stay!, no bad Roz bad, no hunky meat treat for you.
11. 
    Samuel

    August 11, 2010 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Poor Jacob.

    Why doesn’t she just throw beer bottles at an alcoholic?

    • 
      Ziggy Stardust

      August 11, 2010 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure if you chuck a beer bottle at anybody they’d wind up pissed off/injured, full or not.

      • 
        RedScharron

        September 29, 2011 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

        Or assume they were at a Browns game.
    • 
      AMD

      August 11, 2010 at 8:38 am | # | Reply

      That’s what she AFTER she seduces a sexual addicts. She needs an encore after all.
12. 
    Samuel

    August 11, 2010 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Okay. Lemme rephrase that.

    Why doesn’t she just hand out free shots at an AA meeting?

    • 
      Phil

      August 11, 2010 at 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Can’t do that at a meeting, the group will support each other, what with it being a support group…but if you got them alone…
    • 
      Kamino Neko

      August 11, 2010 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      That analogy is off, since Roz doesn’t know Jacob’s a sex addict, since Amber decided keeping his confidence was more important than finding an easy way to deflect Roz’s affections.

      • 
        AMD

        August 13, 2010 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, but something about Roz seems to tell me that she wouldn’t care either way. She’d like the attention and would consider it a challenge.
    • 
      AMD

      August 13, 2010 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

      Again, that’s what she does AFTER she seduces the sex addict.
13. 
    frosgrok

    August 11, 2010 at 4:25 am | # | Reply

    OK, you walk into a “Toy Store” and you are greeted by the sight of a woman’s rear end as she is bent over by another woman who refers to her as “sister” and treats her as a dog:

    You

    A. Figure most of the “toys” are leather or latex based
    B. Decide this is way better than Toyz ur us
    C. Walk by oblivious like the (supposed) sex addict.
    D. Decide, just this once, impulse buying is ok and try to purchase the first thing you see.

    • 
      AMD

      August 11, 2010 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Or…

      E. Find where Robin hid the pudding from the Ethan/Willis battle, and try and provoke a sisterly wrestling match.
    • 
      MrGBH

      August 11, 2010 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

      I’m guessing that enough time passes between the sister-on-sister arguing and Jacob walking by for him to have realistically have not noticed.
      Either that or the recovering sex addict is restraining himself. Both’re plausible.

      • 
        AMD

        August 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm | # | Reply

        Did you just to try and put “realism” into a comic involving a talking super-car and a woman who got elected to office on a sugar high…? I’m thinking Jacob is just straight up oblivious.

        • 
          David Willis

          August 11, 2010 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

          There are different layers of plausibility and logic. You should adhere to some layers, if not others! Just having a fantastical character isn’t license to write as sloppily as you like.

          • 
            frosgrok

            August 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm | # | Reply

            No SyFy channel screenplay gigs for you it seems.
          • 
            AMD

            August 12, 2010 at 5:18 pm | # | Reply

            So are you saying a good amount of time passed between roz and robin arguing before Jacob passed by thus explaining his lack of reaction or is he just oblivious?
14. 
    Bartimaeus

    August 11, 2010 at 4:46 am | # | Reply

    Waste=>Air circulation device
15. 
    AMD

    August 11, 2010 at 8:42 am | # | Reply

    It might be me, but doesn’t it seem like Roz’s hair style makes her look like she has no neck and kinda… hunchbacked?
16. 
    Zudarkness

    August 11, 2010 at 9:23 am | # | Reply

    Well at least she is keeping herself busy at least
17. 
    Pat

    August 11, 2010 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

    It’s okay. Those biscuits have been sitting in Snarky’s pantry so long they are probably stale.
18. 
    agentksilver

    August 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm | # | Reply

    Actually, why did Roz come back? And I thought she was a fairly independent person, would she really just listen to what Robin said? Or perhaps she was making an obnoxious plan, and then Jacob came by so she dropped that plan and made a worse one.

    • 
      AMD

      August 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply

      Even independent people like to settle down every so often around friends. I’m betting it was a moment of impulse. Kinda like when robin moved in with Amber.
19. 
    MrGBH

    August 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    I’d be perfectly willing to keep Roz ‘occupied’.
20. 
    M

    February 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm | # | Reply

    The question I have is: Why bother when the last time her “womanly parts were disappointed?”