Oh, God. At least this could be a great reason for Amber to tell Faz to leave her alone…?
Her other reasons weren’t great enough? Would Faz really stop for incest? You just know that smile of his is eternal.
Do you really think that would stop him? This is FAZ. He’ll probably be turned on by it.
I do want to hear the story behind the korean mafia thing, though.
Oh, I’m certain he’d be turned on it. He’d turn it into a narcissist thing.
“You see dear Amber, we are connected at the blood, there was never any point in denying your love for me, Faz. This also explains what made you so sexy; sharing the same lineage as Faz.”
You missed the obvious joke of “You see Amber, we are connected at the blood, which means we must now be connected at the penis.”
That line’s been used before. I’m sure it’s been used before. It’s so creepy it can’t have not been used before.
WHY CAN’T I MIND-BLEACH THAT LINE OUT OF MY MEMORIES?!
…although, pardon my memory gaps (you know, the bleach and all) aren’t Faz and Amber technically connected at the penis? Didn’t Mike screw [s]Faz[/s] everyone at some point?
The only sexual encounter Faz has ever had has been with Ninja Rick. And vice-versa.
misplaced reply to pakopako: Mike had Ethan screw Faz.
Ya know, this could be like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Except with sex.
It will end well.
Look! Up in the sky! Sus scrofa volans!
Is the Korean Mafia Thing going to be covered as a bonus story in Book 4, or is it just one of those things that stays undefined because what our minds fill in is more amusing than what you’d be able to come up with?
Hah! Totally called it with Faz being Amber’s potential sibling. Dunno if there’s evidence of it though. My posts were disappearing and reappearing in that thread.
It’s a good thing Faz is too creepy for Amber to consider then.
Faz Creepiness Level set to increase by 850%!
Well that’s a frightening thought.
Hey, well there’s genetic sexual attraction–people are attracted to people related to them they didn’t grow up with. Makes sense.
Also Amber’s mom’s complete and utter lack of priorities.
Wow, that would be an ironic twist. Years of sexual harassment from your half brother. And the scary thing is, Faz probably STILL wouldn’t take no as an answer. Yarg.
bahahahaha, that’s awesomely hilarious in so many ways.
What a twist!
Somewhere on Deviantart…
DeviantArt hell, it’s probably on HentaiFoundry.
I bet Mike knew this all along.
Too bad. Amber almost had the answer but then tossed it away through denial. Now she will not forgive her mother nor herself for the bad choices each of them have made and are making.
Aw well, if the characters were mentaly healthy there wouldn’t be a strip, would there?
That’s hillarious and mind-raping at the same time.
Well that was an interesting stri…
THANK YOU WILLIS! I REALLY NEEDED MY THOUGHTS RAPED THIS LATE AT NIGHT! HOW EVER SHALL I REPAY YOU?!
In all seriousness though, the implications here may just unravel into some seriously funny shit.
…be sure to tip your waiters?
WILLIS, I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. I WILL BUY YOU MANY THINGS.
Mike is Amber’s half-brother.
By the way, what does Stacy mean by “blankity-blank” daughters? Not sure if that’s a US reference I’m missing. All it does for me is make me think of a 90s gameshow.
It’s like swearing without actually saying the swears. Just imagine the “blankity-blank” parts are her self-censoring herself.
Stacy is one of those folks who is afraid of words. She sees cursing as a sign of low breeding. She feels violently strong emotion and wants to say the words but won’t permit herself to. So she resorts to saying “blankity blank” instead of a healthy, “Sonabitchin’ fucktard” or something equally as cathartic.
I prefer to think of “blankety-blank” as the ultimate insult – it’s like in Jaws; nothing you can say will be as bad as what they can fill in from their imagination.
When I level a stern look at someone and say “You blankety-blank!”, they just quail. Quail, I say!
Amber is Faz’ Leïa!
When did Leia acquire röckdöts?
when translated in french. C3PO is also called Z6PO, don’t ask me why…
We’re all missing the main point of the comic.
What exactly is it that McAwesomes do?
Chocolate baking and parasailing are involved. (And a ballpit, a caramel pool, a lesbian pond…and are those a robot and a dinosaur that I see back there?)
Filling in the blanks from there seems simple enough.
A robot and a dinosaur? So wait, McAwesome’s is a back-up Batcave?
Isn’t it obvious? They provide awesome experiences for profit.
“When two halves come together, they make one.”
I desire Faz to say something as creepy if they are half-siblings.
McAwesomes is obviously just a place where they send ex-SEMME agents to keep them out of trouble.
Also, it is obvios that Faz and Amber are related, they have the same hairstyle!
Amber being related to Faz? That should giver her nightmares for weeks, if not months.
Wow, it all becomes clear:
In this Lifetime Movie version of Return of the Jedi:
It will turn out that Mike IS Amber’s father (also moonlights as Darth Vader) Faz is everyone’s twin brother, Glasso is Mike’s Uncle, Reagan is everyone’s (but Faz’s) grandfather, and Jabba the hut is the sperm responsible for it all…
It all makes sense with a little faith.
Or we can just redo the whole Cruel Intentions plot I guess. (Although those were step brother and sister not half-brother and sister.)
Calling it now: Meredith and Dina are frelated to Amber.
You just blew my mind.. of COURSE Faz is her half-korean half-brother.. it makes.. so much sense..
Looking back at this strip the thing I like the most about this revelation is that it started out as what looked like a random throw-away punchline that wouldn’t go anywhere.
Explains the similarity in hair/head shape, especially post-makeover. Ingenious.
Faz is Amber’s brother? NAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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