Shortpacked! by David Willis
Toys are serious business.
Convention appearances:
Calgary Expo Calgary, AB: April 26-28
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
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Sorcery 101
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Hail to the Slash
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So Far Apart
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Wonderella
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Sorcery 101
Templar, AZ
The Transformers Wiki
Hail to the Slash
80 page GIANT
Axe Cop
The Book of Biff
Butt-Taco
Comics Curmudgeon
College Roomies from Hell!!!
Diesel Sweeties
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
Dresden Codak
Fans!
Fleen
Gastrophobia
Girl Genius
Girls with Slingshots
Goats
Hark, a vagrant
Hijinks Ensue
Intrepid Girlbot
Legend of Bill
Medium Large
Not Invented Here
Octopus Pie
Overcompensating
Penny Arcade
PhDcomics
Power Nap
Questionable Content
Real Life
Rob and Elliot
Bad Machinery
Schlock Mercenary
Sheldon
So Far Apart
Something Positive
Two Lumps
Wapsi Square
Wonderella
Wondermark
Frumph.NET
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Stacy is clearly unaware of the machinations of this toy store.
Well, she made a nice first impression I guess.
Guessing she loves Ethan so much because of how he and Amber met.
Stacy taking an instant dislike to Mike, then trying to convince Amber to get with Ethan? Called it.
Congratulations.
Amber’s mom is not going to give up, no matter what she says.
Would we love her if she didn’t?
Amber should’ve said “Sex with Mike is far better than with Ethan.” I guess that would stop her.
I don’t suppose I could convince you to change “most tough” to “toughest” or “most difficult”, could I? I’m fragile about these things.
The character made that grammatical error, not the writer.
Oh, Mike Mike Mike, you’re a punchline waiting to happen.
Mike punched YOUR MOM’S line.
Okay, I know it shouldn’t have, but that comment had me laughing hard for a good five minutes.
What the hell is wrong with me? >.<
The same thing that’s wrong with all of us–
You read this comic.
Reading webcomics in general is a sign that you have some form of disorder. I should know, I read like 36 of the damn things, and 5 of those are read daily. Sluggy Freelance was my gateway drug, then Schlock Mercenary, then Something Positive, Dominic Deegan, LICD… well, LICD before the Dragon*Con drama. I don’t know how I’ll be able to work a job when I leave college.
Huh mine was VGcats and then LFG and then sinfest and so on and so forth. I’m reading over 40 webcomics now. What am I doing with my life? Almost forgot myself there for a minute. I’m enjoying it.
I love how her name is in quotes like that. Like it’s a code name. She’s a secret agent now or something.
In this comic, she very well could be a secret agent.
Mike and Robin were…and he never really did explain just how Glasso brought Ronnie back to life…or Mike for that matter…
Amber’s Mom: “You know mike, if you ever hurt Amber, I’ll kill you with a rusty saw and some fire….in the night. LOL.”
That would just start a love triangle.
Stacy the mum has got it goin’ on.
In other news, Hitler also thought you could fix homosexuality in camps.
In still other news, Ethan is indeed off the table. He’s on the floor with your dad.
Did you just invoke Goodwin’s law on this comic?
Well, according to Godwin’s law, Godwin’s law was inevitably going to invoked sooner or later. It was only a matter of time.
Um, no, the camps were for getting rid of them, not “curing” them.
Pretty sure Hitler figgered that was a good way to “fix” them.
Somehow, the picture you used and the sentence you posted seem hilarious together.
At the time the camps were set up, they were not strictly for killing people or working them to death.
are….are you trying to justify….the holocaust?
No, he’s just stating a fact. There was a slow progression to use-non-Aryans-as-a-work-force to work-non-Aryans-to-death to fuck-it-kill-everyone.
And this is Mike at his best! Well, for some measure of ‘best’ anyway. He’s such a good character- started out as a simple gag and developed into this multi-faceted retail worker we see before us today. And he never even changed his outfit- well, he stopped sporting the SEMME stripe anyways.
Yeah, I’m happy that Willis has developed Mike beyond a simple gag character – it makes him and the story so much more interesting.
I can’t blame Stacy for preferring Ethan for her daughter than Mike. After all, who wants a son-in-law who looks like he’s a hop-skip-and-a-jump from either murdering your daughter or yourself cuz… well with Mike, just cuz.
I’m trying to imagine Ethan is one of those “straight camps”. Aside from the fact they don’t work, I’m pretty sure being gay would be the last thing on the counselor’s minds when dealing with him. After watching Ethan freak out because he hasn’t been able update the Transformers-wiki while stuck at the camp, the counselors would probably consider homosexuality to be a healthier for him.
Are you kidding? They can shake off what I can only assume to be numerous suicides (admittedly based on the South Park episode about said camps), if it kept him away from dudes I’m sure they’d encourage addictions.
Know what’s so great about the punchline for this comic? It can be taken so many ways. “Fixing” people in “camps”, hmm?
You’re a bad, bad man, Willis. A bad, bad man.
Did anyone else read Mike as emphasizing “NICE to MEET you” as possibly meaning he was pretending (badly, on purpose) to not recognize Amber’s mom, having had a good look at her face on the occasion of their fucking?
Yeah, especially after her very meek “hi” response, I was pretty much like, “Yeah, he fucked her.”
I have a great location for a camp. I kid you not, in Rehoboth, MA there is a summer camp named Camp Ramsbottom. (insert joke here…but use plenty of lube)
You know, at this point I can’t help noticing that the storyline isn’t called “Ethan Doesn’t Fuck Amber’s Mom”…
What if Jacob fucks Amber’s mum? Considering the side-story involving Jacob and Roz that’s going on at the moment……. It could happen.
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.
You win ALL the Internets. ALL OF THEM.
I would bang Amber’s mom too
It seems that everything good,bad and just plan out ridiculous happens at camps. Maybe I should start one.
Just make sure there are enough flutes to go around.
Amber is going to get a wakeup call soon it seems.
EVERYBODY is going to bang Amber’s mom. Just watch…. Watch and see… MWAHAHA
Not Mike! It’s right there in the title.
But including Amber. >_>
Oh don’t worry, the title is probably ironic. :p
My bet is that Mike ‘Fixes’ things by having sex with Amber’s mom
He already did While he was having sex with your mom.
Or Amber’s mom tries to fix Ethan for Amber by having sex with him to get him broke in proper.
Drat…the Author denies it….I wanted to see Mike actually live up to his selfmade rep
Maybe Mike bangs Stacy’s mum? Or what if he bangs Ethan just so that Stacy walks in at the time?
I like how Mike gives off just the SLIGHT air of serial killer.
A thought has just occurred to me. What if Galasso bangs Stacy? Or worse, what if Faz bangs Stacy?
I thought about the former, but I’ve already seen that episode of The Office.
Faz and Stacy, I believe that would be *spoilers* Faz banging his half-sister’s mom, am I right? I believe it is a creepy thing, but somehow less creepy than Faz trying to get with Amber
That must have been the toughest thing he ever had to do
Wow, Mike is being… well… nice. While sober. He must really love Amber.