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Bell

by David Willis on September 3, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Mike Doesn't Fuck Amber's Mom

└ Tags: leslie, robin desanto, roz, singularikitty

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  1. Viktor
    Viktor
    September 3, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I fully endorse Robin’s plan.

    • Malph
      Malph
      September 3, 2010 at 3:07 am | # | Reply

      Or, better, a rabid wolverine with a bell on it. It makes a fun little ding-a-linging noise as it tears her larynx out.

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        September 3, 2010 at 8:36 am | # | Reply

        Too frantic, it would be more annoying than Roz.

        • Drpepperfan
          Drpepperfan
          September 3, 2010 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

          More annoying than Roz? I don’t think that’s actually possible. Roz makes Faz look like Bruce Willis.

          • M-
            M-
            September 4, 2010 at 7:37 am | # | Reply

            Now, now, let’s not draw hasty comparisons.

      • GrassyNoel
        GrassyNoel
        September 6, 2010 at 11:14 pm | # | Reply

        No no, don’t do that. You’ll just make her mad.

  2. Raijink
    Raijink
    September 3, 2010 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    A take-out box with holes? Maybe the wolverine is inside. Or a cat. Either way, Roz wouldn’t be earning herself any favors.

    • holy carp I commented
      holy carp I commented
      September 5, 2010 at 3:28 am | # | Reply

      hairless cat? or is that to normal an approach

  3. Galvy!~
    Galvy!~
    September 3, 2010 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    could be a BADGER! really tho I can’t wait to find out.

    • Rick Sivart
      Rick Sivart
      September 3, 2010 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

      • Hewlett
        Hewlett
        September 5, 2010 at 10:00 am | # | Reply

        You, sir, have won a cookie.

        • Insanely Asinine
          Insanely Asinine
          April 24, 2012 at 6:40 am | # | Reply

          More like a mushroom

      • Yakoy
        Yakoy
        June 4, 2011 at 5:38 am | # | Reply

        I know it’s been said to other comment, but MAN does your avatar match perfectly with your comment!
        “Badgers! AHHHH!!”

  4. Captain_awesome_pants
    Captain_awesome_pants
    September 3, 2010 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Does Roz have some powers too or are robin and leslie just oblivious

    • Zetal
      Zetal
      September 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm | # | Reply

      Invisibility would explain ALOT.

      • Strannik
        Strannik
        September 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

        Invisibility doesn’t cancel out sound, so probably not.

        • Zetal
          Zetal
          September 5, 2010 at 11:54 am | # | Reply

          Have YOU ever heard an invisible person?
          No?
          HA!

  5. capripede
    capripede
    September 3, 2010 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I vote: Sex toys. Really big complicated sex toys! All licky-style!

  6. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    September 3, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    I think they should still put her in a trash compactor.

  7. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    September 3, 2010 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Aww, isn’t she nice, she got them a gift. Always nice to say “Thanks for letting me live with you even though I never asked first.”

  8. Cadlington
    Cadlington
    September 3, 2010 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Robin and Leslie’s twin “Aaagh” is adorable. Best pairing in the Comic at the moment.

  9. Dave
    Dave
    September 3, 2010 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Is it nachitos? I bet it’s nachitos

    • Cedarbridge
      Cedarbridge
      September 3, 2010 at 9:33 pm | # | Reply

      definite mindhive there

  10. John
    John
    September 3, 2010 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

    I think I like this whole comic. Especially Robin’s theory on why they have squatters.

  11. Patrick McGraw
    Patrick McGraw
    September 3, 2010 at 1:52 am | # | Reply

    It looks exactly like the boxes many pet stores use for small animals like rodents or parakeets. Air holes, folding top with handle.

    So I think it’s a degu.

  12. SC
    SC
    September 3, 2010 at 3:54 am | # | Reply

    there’s a dick in there.

    there has to be.

    the box has holes in it and everything!

    • pakopako
      pakopako
      September 3, 2010 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

      Oh good. I see we’re still making allusions to Roz’s box.

  13. Aitherion
    Aitherion
    September 3, 2010 at 5:43 am | # | Reply

    the box contains jacob’s head

  14. EspanolBot
    EspanolBot
    September 3, 2010 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

    Probably got a cat in it. Roz thinks that it’s a good gift, but when Leslie has to go to the hospital, she decides to take over a bit more of the house.

    • Gizen
      Gizen
      September 3, 2010 at 8:00 pm | # | Reply

      Not just any cat, but the asshole cat that Mike found.

  15. Baxter
    Baxter
    September 3, 2010 at 7:16 am | # | Reply

    I want to believe it’s a Buffy reference, I really do.

  16. rylen
    rylen
    September 3, 2010 at 8:52 am | # | Reply

    My bet: a hypo-allergenic cat and a GWS/Something Positive reference.

  17. Felonius
    Felonius
    September 3, 2010 at 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only person who actually likes (possibly “has a slight crush on”) Roz? Sheesh.

    • Zudarkness
      Zudarkness
      September 3, 2010 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

      yes

    • Drpepperfan
      Drpepperfan
      September 3, 2010 at 11:58 am | # | Reply

      Yes.

    • Sabin
      Sabin
      September 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

      YES.

    • lazarus long
      lazarus long
      September 3, 2010 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

      god yes

    • Ezzy
      Ezzy
      September 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm | # | Reply

      Absolutely yes.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      September 3, 2010 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

      Despite not having a crush on her, I like her as a character. She adds conflict to the story despite not actually being anywhere near as evil as everyone around here thinks she is.

      But no I don’t have a crush on her, so it’s still just you.

    • MrGBH
      MrGBH
      September 4, 2010 at 3:49 am | # | Reply

      No, you’re not.

    • M-
      M-
      September 4, 2010 at 7:41 am | # | Reply

      No, I like her, she’s fun, witty, clever and cute to boot (no real crush though). OK, she’s a camwhore and sometimes you’d like to strangle her, what’s the big deal, right?

  18. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    September 3, 2010 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Considering that Roz actually pays attention to what’s happening around her, it’s probably something really sweet that will endear her to Leslie (Slightly) and persuade Leslie to let Roz live there on a probationary agreement.

    Considering that Willis is the writer, it’ll probably be Mike’s stray cat.

  19. begbert2
    begbert2
    September 3, 2010 at 10:30 am | # | Reply

    1) Is this the first time we’ve seen the whites of Leslie’s eyes?

    2) Wait, did Robin just lay the entire blame for having squatters on Leslie alone? “…why you have squatters in our house.” The only squatter I’m aware of is Robin’s sister, right? I’m sure that relationship at least *factors* into her presence here, Robin!

  20. Zudarkness
    Zudarkness
    September 3, 2010 at 11:24 am | # | Reply

    I like Leslie as well. I sure hate to be around when L:eslie flips out and takes matters into her own hands

  21. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    September 3, 2010 at 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    Now Robin is experiencing what everyone else experiences with her.

  22. izzatrix
    izzatrix
    September 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    It’s probably that LOL transformer cat from a few weeks ago.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      September 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      That would be awesome, but no way would the box have stayed quiet this long.

  23. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    September 3, 2010 at 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    Monkey Paw! Monkey Paw!

  24. dorp
    dorp
    September 4, 2010 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    I don’t understand the hate for Roz. I think she’s a better character than Robin by far, at least she actually has half a brain and pays attention to her surroundings. Robin seems to often teeter on the point of being too stupid to live. Plus what kind of dickwad older sister doesn’t have an open invitation for their siblings to stay with them if they need/want a place to crash? Family is family, they shouldn’t have to ask.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      September 4, 2010 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

      Oh, how I hate that excuse. “Family” doesn’t give someone the right to take advantage of you and make themselves an unwanted guest in your home. Roz supposedly has a successful cam-whore business, and so shouldn’t need to mooch off anyone. She does it just to annoy Robin. :(

    • M-
      M-
      September 4, 2010 at 7:46 am | # | Reply

      I agree w/Cholma that the family factor doesn’t allow for unlimited credit and total jerk behaviour per se, and I don’t see Robin as the horrible thing you make her out to be -she’s basically good after all- but I like Roz too.

    • StanleyL
      StanleyL
      September 4, 2010 at 10:10 am | # | Reply

      Yes, Roz pays attention to her surroundings and has a brain. Which is what makes her much worse than Robin. Roz knows damn well she pisses everyone off AND CONTINUES TO DO IT.

      Roz is a facinating character in that she’s a distorted reflection of Robin, but she still needs a punch in the face. Daily.

      • dorp
        dorp
        September 5, 2010 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

        Whether or not Robin’s “basically good”, she’s still an idiot and has no social skills whatsoever. Robin annoys the crap out of me almost every time she opens her mouth, and I usually can’t wait for the focus to shift off of her and on to someone I actually care about, like Mike or Amber. Roz, on the other hand, is socially intelligent, clever enough to manipulate situations to her own gain, and actually has interesting and complex motivations for her actions beyond “I ate a piece of candy and now I’m senator.” I mean sure I understand she’s supposed to be the comedy relief character, but that doesn’t mean she has to constantly be such a one-dimensional oblivious nutbag.

        And speaking of Robin, why the heck is everyone defending her and treating her like the victim in this? She’s got freaking SUPERPOWERS, for chrissakes. The only thing stopping her from relocating her sister within the space of a heartbeat is her own whiny attitude. She’s spent this whole chapter or whatever just bitching about the problem without actually DOING anything about it. Leslie is just as bad because while she complains and suggests passive-aggressive attacks, she still refuses to remove the air mattress and box from HER OWN HOUSE. It’s freaking pathetic! How can you defend these two when they haven’t even taken the most basic proactive action of politely asking the unwanted tenant to leave?

        So Roz, in my opinion, is being rather especially NICE to Robin and Leslie. She waited until there was a free room in the house, moved herself in unobtrusively and without fuss, and even packed up all of Ethan’s toys for him. Asking for permission first would have just gotten petty, stupid rage from Robin and a series of meek half-excuses from Leslie until one or the other caved in, so why bother? And anyway it’s not like Roz’s being there is having any detrimental effect on the household besides making Robin grumpy. At this point she’s probably just waiting around until someone finally mans up and tells her to leave, which from what we’ve seen might not ever happen, because Robin is a responsibility-dodging bimbo and Leslie is a doormat.

        Now contrast to what she COULD have done. Moved into the house when it was full, manipulated someone out of a room, broken up Robin and Leslie so there would be space. She’s perfectly capable of doing any of those things, and she didn’t. You’re all bitching because she did the least “evil” of all the evil things she could have done, and is being a good houseguest besides. It’s just completely baffling to me.

        And then in an even MORE baffling twist the same people who hate Roz start swooning over Mike, of all people. THE GUY FUCKS PEOPLES’ MOMS. Are you all completely insane or just socially maladjusted to the point of lunacy?

        Also why am I arguing so much about an internet comic??

        Oh well whatever. Willis, I like your comic and your characters. Readers, I think you’re all nuts. End of ridiculously over-sized post.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          September 5, 2010 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

          I like this guy.

          • MrGBH
            MrGBH
            September 5, 2010 at 6:40 am | # | Reply

            Me too. If only I were as eloquent in stating my opinions.

        • Vance
          Vance
          September 5, 2010 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

          The problem with Roz is that she’s far more irritating than either Robin or Leslie, and is interfering with the status quo. That, and she has a bitchy little smirky smile on her face that makes me want to punch her into Funky Winkerbean.

  25. LSauchelli
    LSauchelli
    September 4, 2010 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

    Does Roz have abductee powers too? She’s kind of a ninja, you know…

  26. showler
    showler
    September 4, 2010 at 8:57 am | # | Reply

    What is this? It’s Saturday and I don’t see a bonus comic.

    Damn You Willis! You gave us extra free comics last week, that means you are contractually obligated to give us free weekend comics forevermore. And no content.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      September 4, 2010 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

      I HATE YOU YOU STUPID HEAD SO ANGRY

  27. Sephiroth144
    Sephiroth144
    September 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    Big box… If for Leslie, I’d wager that big arsed AT-AT that came out recently; would go good with Robin’s gifted Aluminum Falcon

    • captainswift
      captainswift
      September 5, 2010 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know that it’s all that big. It’s just way closer to the camera than the rest of the room.

      I thought it was right up against the dresser at first, too, which made it seem HUGE.

  28. ProzacMan
    ProzacMan
    September 5, 2010 at 10:53 am | # | Reply

    My guess for what’s in the box, a Mogwai from the movie Gremlins. It will start as a simple parody of how the Shortpacked! crew would deal with the situations from the movie. The Gremlins will then just be in the background overtaking the city while the Shortpacked! characters go back to living their lives as if the Gremlins weren’t even there. Then just before the midterm elections Robin will campaign on the issue of cracking down on the terrorist illegal aliens “They are little green men! What else could they be but aliens from outer space? They certainly couldn’t have come from a cute little furry animal in my Lesbian’s condo.”. Finally it will all culminate in a spectacular battle on election day. I’m not sure how it would go down or if Robin will get reelected. The one thing for sure is that one of the Gremlins will wake up hungover in Las Vegas married to Faz. ;-)

    • Vance
      Vance
      September 5, 2010 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

      And Faz will name the little monster “Amber”

  29. Capripede
    Capripede
    September 5, 2010 at 9:21 pm | # | Reply

    The house is an allagory for America.

    Roz is even hispanic.

  30. NekoDaimyo
    NekoDaimyo
    September 6, 2010 at 3:42 am | # | Reply

    This IS what I think it is, isn’t it?

  31. Higurashi
    Higurashi
    August 23, 2011 at 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, Roz is pretty cute there.

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