Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (23) ¬

1. 
   RaijinK

   July 21, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Karaoke with him, obviously.

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     Calbeck

     July 21, 2010 at 2:25 pm | # | Reply

     If he’s still in costume and makeup, it will need to be filmed for Geek Posterity.
2. 
   Fyrewyre

   July 21, 2010 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

   Seems like a solid plan to me.
3. 
   Fey

   July 21, 2010 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

   According to my manager, Simon Pegg once came into the comic shop I work at and bought the figure of himself from Shaun of the Dead.
4. 
   beinsane11

   July 21, 2010 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

   I would show up at Comic-Con dressed as Simon Pegg dressed as the Joker, if I had a Joker disguise, or a Simon Pegg sub-disguise, or tickets to Comic-Con.

   Um.
5. 
   Samuel

   July 21, 2010 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

   If you find Simon Pegg that way, I will fly to your house and let you punch me in the balls.

   Just tempting fate here.

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     Malph

     July 21, 2010 at 3:07 am | # | Reply

     If he finds him like that I’ll also fly him to your house and let him punch you in the balls.

     By the way, when I tempt fate, fate tends to win.
6. 
   Marduk

   July 21, 2010 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

   What if the Joker went to Comic-Con disguised as Simon Pegg disguised as the Joker?

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     Samuel

     July 21, 2010 at 2:37 am | # | Reply

     The answer would be batman disguised as nick frost.
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     Mike Mihalopoulos

     October 11, 2010 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

     Shat brix and mental imlosions.
7. 
   Kamino Neko

   July 21, 2010 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

   I think Simon Pegg would kill you if you found him, that way.

   He just seems the type to get very into character. >_>
8. 
   MrGBH

   July 21, 2010 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

   I would’ve expected him to dress up as Spock dressed as the Joker. Just to really throw people off.
9. 
   MelSkunk

   July 21, 2010 at 3:19 am | # | Reply

   haha I recognized Spike the second I saw her in the comic and then I felt less proud because apparently you put it in the tags too
10. 
    John Harmon

    July 21, 2010 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

    My girlfriend was at Walmart the other night, and apparently met Simon Pegg and didn’t even know it.

    Someone came up to her and asked if she got his autograph. She didn’t know what they meant, and they explained it was Simon Pegg and explained who Simon Pegg was and named off some of his movies.

    I showed her pictures of Simon Pegg and asked if that was what he looked like, asked if he sounded British, and she said yes.

    I was in the same damned Walmart too…why couldn’t I have met him?

    • 
      Just Random

      August 2, 2010 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

      The guy who bags my groceries at Save-On Foods looks JUST like Simon Pegg. Alas, the guy has no idea who Simon Pegg is, so there goes my hopes for him dressing up as Sgt Nick Angel in the climax for Hallowe’en. Or as Shaun.

      Unless he remembered the name and got curious and looked up the movies I mentioned… but I kinda doubt that will happen, somehow.
11. 
    Joe

    July 21, 2010 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

    If he offers to show you a trick, run away.
12. 
    Rock Ripsnort

    July 21, 2010 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

    According to B3TA.com, the proper response is “You are Simon Pegg. And I claim my five pounds.”
13. 
    Lokitsu

    July 21, 2010 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

    Simon Pegg is starting to sound a lot like Elvis.
14. 
    hectoruno

    July 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    I had a funny joke about actors dressed as the Joker but then Heath Ledger died and ruined it.
15. 
    Jen Aside

    July 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    HAY where’s Spike’s bull nose ring?!!

    [or did she take it out to not scare away the consumers]
16. 
    dr pepper

    July 23, 2010 at 4:37 am | # | Reply

    Script Proposal: angered by demands that his character be retired in honor of Heath Ledger, the Joker secretly funds a fandom wide “cosplay as Simon Pegg disguised as the Joker” contest, with the best 3 at each con going to the finals at Worldcon. The final winner gets a Joker themed bedroom makeover. Except (hahahahahahaha!) every contestant is slipped a delayed acting neurotoxin so that the day after the final, they all drop dead. Except the winner, who wakes up in the Joker’s cell in Arkham. Naturally, the winner turns out to be Simon Pegg, who couldn’t resist the challenge of impersonating himself.

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      Just Random

      August 2, 2010 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

      You know, John Denver (iirc) once came across a John Denver Look-Alike contest and entered it for a laugh. The punchline? He came in SECOND. XD

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        Just Random

        August 2, 2010 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

        …Which means, of course, that the contest will actually be won by Simon Pegg’s stunt double. XD