Comments on: Your mom gets paid money for cake.

By: dcmeserve

dcmeserve — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:22:19 +0000

You were just exercising the transitive property.

By: saru

saru — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 07:46:28 +0000

SMB2 is somewhere between full canon and half canon because it was originally a totally different franchise, although the Mario franchise kept a lot of the stuff introduced in that game.

By: Wack'd

Wack'd — Sat, 12 May 2012 04:29:11 +0000

Of course it’s actually cake. How do you think Mario got so fat?

By: merlanthe

merlanthe — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:10:46 +0000

Your kidnapping is roleplay makes complete sense when you take into account all those children Bowser has have a conspicuously absent mother.
Its really Peach but they have to live with their father cause it would be unseemly not to mention politically unwise for a princess to have children outta wedlock which is also why the Bowser kids are always so gung ho about preventing Mario from rescuing her as from their povs Mario is the villain who keeps ‘kidnapping’ their mother.

By: Icalasari

Icalasari — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:26:24 +0000

…Considering the size difference…

…Well I am surprised I have not seen fanfiction on this

By: Yabumi

Yabumi — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 23:13:36 +0000

But you will be remembered for it always.

Yeah I’m not going to understand this in a few months either.

By: MacGravatar

MacGravatar — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:44:18 +0000

don’t you mean PORN-HOLES???

By: Lollertron

Lollertron — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:04:06 +0000

Now, that’s thinking with . . . wait for it . . . porn-als! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m so lonely . . . >.<

By: jeschr

jeschr — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 20:23:08 +0000

I see i have been drunk archive binging. or rather, i was on February 2. I don’t remember that comment, let alone understand it.
shit.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 02:29:55 +0000

I don’t think that’d even work out very well, Bowser.