Batman is the best at everything, which is why the new DCU Online trailer in which he dies is bullshit.
Maybe he’s the best at dying.
He’s the best at everything. Even dying.
I mean how many people die just to end up fighting cavemen and Blackbeard.*
Your afterlife will not involve that much ass kicking.
*Yes I know he technically didn’t die.
Yeah, but the problem is that he dies like a bitch.
He’s tied up with Wonder Woman’s lasso and beaten like a piñata by Deathstroke.
Or maybe shot by the Joker. It’s not clear.
Clearly its part of his plan. In death he will be more powerful than ever before….
So he retroactively inspired Obi-Wan’s quote about being more powerful than you can imagine if you strike me down?
was it batman who was the pinata, or earth 3 owlman?
You obviously didn’t play the game cause he doesn’t die.
He doesn’t die in the future, before that timeline’s Luthor comes back…? After, you know, killing the JL?
And, it does make sense- the one person who would be a true threat for Batman is Luthor, so if he’s pulling responsive strings, Batman could be taken off the board.
He survived and became a bit of a cyborg, he’s the one who helped Lex and some others get the time travel to even work.
Meanwhile, Robin sits in the shade of the Engine of Mass Destruction(TM), thinking up a joke while waiting for Batman to finish what he’s doing.
Holy obsolete sidekick Batman! That’s a lot of chiken!
oh Camilla, how could you!
… My thought process was scarily close to this.
I’m not sure if batman is humping the chicken or fighting it.
I don’t know if Willis is an MMA fan, so I don’t know if batman is pulling guard or getting filled out like an application.
since Gonzo is a specific type of hardcore pornagraphy genre, i am pretty sure he is humping the chicken…
What? I thought he meant Gonzo like the muppet!
I thought D. Willis was refering to the journalism.
I would say that it’s both, but the implications of saying such a thing would shatter my feebel little mind and completely DESTROY every memory of the Muppets I have.
It looks like he’s punching the chicken in one photo. Or was that intentional?
It looks like a punch.
Pretty sure that’s intentional, what with the weird ‘Batman punches everyone’ meme going on here…
He’s choking it. HI-YO
Keep fucking that chicken.
Sorry, but they’ll never live up to the original San Diego Chicken.
wait till you see batman with batman in a cup
Looks like sexual posing and situations meets fighting. Batman must be on UFC tonight.
1993 called. It wants its joke back.
Seriously, the “grappling positions = sexual positions” thing is old, and only viable if you’re willfully ignorant at this point.
But points for you for nor going for the “grappling is teh gay” homophobic response.
nor = not
Then again, he DOES mention Gonzo, someone with a known chicken fetish.
Yes he does.
Otherwise, what’s the relevance to this particular discussion?
The top right photo does go a long way to suggesting that the Caped Crusader is, in fact, taking it in the rear.
Center pic: “I said don’t look at me! (I’m Batman)
Also: (had to be done)
Did… did you just make a Blue Velvet reference? Because if that was intentional, holy crap, you win the prize for making this EVEN MORE disturbing and confusing. (And entertaining.)
* TOP center pic
How you can tell you’re more of a game nerd than a toy/comic nerd – if the first thing you thought when you saw this was “These must be Zelda chickens”
Zelda has no chickens. They have “Cucco” which are just like chickens.
No, it doesn’t make sense to me either.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought! XD I figured they had all come to lay him out for beating up on the one…
At first glance I thought Batman was making his own Robot Chicken.
I thought Batman was filling in for Peter Griffin.
I checked shortpacked today via cell phone, so I was under the impression it was a Peter Grifin style chicken fight. That is until I got to the third panel down on the left. Is totaly Batman buggeed by domestic fowl.
Also: Is maybe Ralph Steadman Gonzo? Not sure how that would work, but then the universe isn’t even sure on Steadman’s Gonzo.
I can’t shake the feeling that there’s a Pink Flamingos joke being made here.
Aw, poor Flora! …but getting whacked by the Bat is the best way to die, I suppose =o
This just made my day.
Batman loves the cock?
Oh! Those are SPIKE’s chickens, right?
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