Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (37) ¬

1. 
   David

   July 8, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   Wow, I sort of called it yesterday. But still, urgh…
2. 
   Kamino Neko

   July 8, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Perfect victory!
3. 
   Rasputin

   July 8, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

   OH MY GOD!
   SHE GAVE FAZ A HANDJOB?!?!!?

   • 
     Matt B

     July 8, 2010 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

     haha, no. I think she needs the sanitizer because she touched Faz.

     Also, loved the expression on Robin’s face in the last panel. perfect.

     • 
       Susano-wo

       July 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm | # | Reply

       …Or maybe she did give him a handjob. I like to think of it that way. (also, just look at their faces! That level of squick would indicate that that is definitely the meaning they took–not that that means that it actually happened, mind you.)
     • 
       Becauseimobligatedtohaveaname

       September 19, 2011 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

       I have a hard time imagining a world in which Faz successfully makes sex to a real lady.

       I read it more as– She wants the sanitizer because she touched him, at all, and judging by Robin’s/Amber’s expressions, they assume the worst.
4. 
   Joe

   July 8, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

   And maybe some bleach for the eyes.
5. 
   Kay

   July 8, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

   Roz has balls. I respect her more now.

   • 
     Carl-E

     July 8, 2010 at 2:37 am | # | Reply

     But are they Faz’s?

     [rimshot]
6. 
   TheBananaFish

   July 8, 2010 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

   I think I just threw up a little.

   • 
     Carl-E

     July 8, 2010 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

     A little? I just lost 2 1/2 of today’s meals…
7. 
   Mouse

   July 8, 2010 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

   Please. Wrapping socially awkward men around her finger and getting them to buy her stuff/pay her money is a skill set she employs daily. I’m not saying it couldn’t happen… I’m just saying using him to get pizza does not make it a “thing.”
8. 
   Jimfromtx

   July 8, 2010 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

   Heh, if she can stomach being around him, Roz will have him wrapped around her little finger. I may hate the guy, but if he’s useful, he could be handy to have (/push) around.

   • 
     Derik

     July 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply

     I don’t know why everyone says “wrapped around their little finger.”

     Having some wrapped around your first two fingers is way better.
9. 
   ADHadh

   July 8, 2010 at 4:08 am | # | Reply

   For a moment there I was scared.
10. 
    Shade

    July 8, 2010 at 4:35 am | # | Reply

    Large Hawiian? Least Roz has good taste in pizza despite her other personality flaws.
11. 
    Bartimaeus

    July 8, 2010 at 5:24 am | # | Reply

    I shoulda seen this coming. She is a camwh*re, after all…

    • 
      thomas0comer

      November 23, 2011 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

      Do you have an aversion to the word whore? Because this is the wrong strip for you. And I’m about to use it thirty times. WHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORES
      …wait. Maybe you just don’t like USING it.
12. 
    sean martin

    July 8, 2010 at 5:50 am | # | Reply

    LOL– okay, I admit it: I found that a litrtle sad for the poor guy. He obviously has no clue what he’s getting himself into. LOL
13. 
    Billy

    July 8, 2010 at 7:11 am | # | Reply

    LOL, if Faz does what he says he might do, I’m not sure I’d want any of that pizza. As for sympathy, he gets about as much as much as Roz got yesterday. “Great Faz” indeed. Funny stuff.
14. 
    CyberSkull

    July 8, 2010 at 7:33 am | # | Reply

    Hell, they owe her a steam cleaner.
15. 
    Nick Wright

    July 8, 2010 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

    “Faz will be quick, but may stop to masturbate a little.”

    BWAHAHAHAHA

    Bravo, sir.
16. 
    MarkLar

    July 8, 2010 at 9:15 am | # | Reply

    See, already he seems a whole lot less creepy! Okay, no. But hey, don’t we all stop our daily activities sometimes to masturbate? No? I certainly don’t…
17. 
    Grimwing

    July 8, 2010 at 10:23 am | # | Reply

    Could have been Ninja Rick.
18. 
    begbert2

    July 8, 2010 at 11:40 am | # | Reply

    I like how Robin’s intestines have climbed up into her throat and started throttling her.
19. 
    Zudarkness

    July 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

    ewww Faz is going to jjerk off then get pizza or get pizza and jerk off. EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

    Yep rozis going to need a few bottles of hand santatizer at least. Yep i’m sre someone is going to heave chunks.
20. 
    hectoruno

    July 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

    “Roz is awsome” She took a really bad pairing and got pizza out of it. The question is since she call Faz hot, what will she get next? Just a little encouragement and she may get a new car.
21. 
    hectoruno

    July 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    I was afraid she really liked him at first.
22. 
    demoncat

    July 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    Robin better be prepared for payback. for Roz is ready to kill for winding up doing the nasty with Faz . plus there is not enough hand sanitizer to wipe away the essence of Faz in the whole short pack universe

    • 
      Derik

      July 8, 2010 at 7:24 pm | # | Reply

      there is not enough hand sanitizer to wipe away the essence of Faz in the whole short pack universe

      That is because the Shortpacked! universe has a leak in it, and is subject to entropy. No more Wile-e-Coyote “backsies” allowed– it is possible to become so contaminated by Faziness that the power requirements to decontaminate oneself would exceed the remaining power in the universe.

      A Lobster Trap of Faz, where once you enter, you no longer have enough energy to overcome the negative leverage which prohibits your escape; like an emotional black hole.
23. 
    begbert2

    July 8, 2010 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    By the way, a few days back Willis complained about Cybertron Bumblebee’s panels being unalignable – I found the same problem, and then found the solution. On top of Bumblebee’s forearms there are mysterious rectangular pegs; these actually peg into rectangular slots on the inside of his ‘armpits’, if his shoulder pieces are rotated around. If you do this, and massage the shoulders and hands into the places meant for them before swinging the legs back, everything fits together fine and easily. Hopefully this helps.
24. 
    fazisnumberone

    July 9, 2010 at 3:50 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why everyone hates on the guy. I think we all have a little Faz in us all.
25. 
    Rasputin

    July 9, 2010 at 6:00 am | # | Reply

    I wonder… perhaps Faz is an a-hole because he is sexually frustrated? Think about it, Whilst the Ninja guy screwed him, faz has never “given it” to somebody…

    Perhaps Faz after getting Laid is like Mike when drunk?
26. 
    Calbeck

    July 10, 2010 at 3:25 pm | # | Reply

    And we have a TMI flag on the play! D:-
27. 
    1SpacyHammond

    January 7, 2011 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    I say, what’s Conquest doing these days? Haven’t heard from her since before her daddy got locked in a cage.
28. 
    Jankahl

    April 3, 2011 at 6:42 am | # | Reply

    The sanitizer, it does nothing!
29. 
    RJ

    June 27, 2012 at 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    She needs to get the hand cut off.