Wow, I sort of called it yesterday. But still, urgh…
OH MY GOD!
SHE GAVE FAZ A HANDJOB?!?!!?
haha, no. I think she needs the sanitizer because she touched Faz.
Also, loved the expression on Robin’s face in the last panel. perfect.
…Or maybe she did give him a handjob. I like to think of it that way. (also, just look at their faces! That level of squick would indicate that that is definitely the meaning they took–not that that means that it actually happened, mind you.)
I have a hard time imagining a world in which Faz successfully makes sex to a real lady.
I read it more as– She wants the sanitizer because she touched him, at all, and judging by Robin’s/Amber’s expressions, they assume the worst.
And maybe some bleach for the eyes.
Roz has balls. I respect her more now.
But are they Faz’s?
I think I just threw up a little.
A little? I just lost 2 1/2 of today’s meals…
Please. Wrapping socially awkward men around her finger and getting them to buy her stuff/pay her money is a skill set she employs daily. I’m not saying it couldn’t happen… I’m just saying using him to get pizza does not make it a “thing.”
Heh, if she can stomach being around him, Roz will have him wrapped around her little finger. I may hate the guy, but if he’s useful, he could be handy to have (/push) around.
I don’t know why everyone says “wrapped around their little finger.”
Having some wrapped around your first two fingers is way better.
For a moment there I was scared.
Large Hawiian? Least Roz has good taste in pizza despite her other personality flaws.
I shoulda seen this coming. She is a camwh*re, after all…
Do you have an aversion to the word whore? Because this is the wrong strip for you. And I’m about to use it thirty times. WHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORES
…wait. Maybe you just don’t like USING it.
LOL– okay, I admit it: I found that a litrtle sad for the poor guy. He obviously has no clue what he’s getting himself into. LOL
LOL, if Faz does what he says he might do, I’m not sure I’d want any of that pizza. As for sympathy, he gets about as much as much as Roz got yesterday. “Great Faz” indeed. Funny stuff.
Hell, they owe her a steam cleaner.
“Faz will be quick, but may stop to masturbate a little.”
See, already he seems a whole lot less creepy! Okay, no. But hey, don’t we all stop our daily activities sometimes to masturbate? No? I certainly don’t…
Could have been Ninja Rick.
I like how Robin’s intestines have climbed up into her throat and started throttling her.
ewww Faz is going to jjerk off then get pizza or get pizza and jerk off. EWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Yep rozis going to need a few bottles of hand santatizer at least. Yep i’m sre someone is going to heave chunks.
“Roz is awsome” She took a really bad pairing and got pizza out of it. The question is since she call Faz hot, what will she get next? Just a little encouragement and she may get a new car.
I was afraid she really liked him at first.
Robin better be prepared for payback. for Roz is ready to kill for winding up doing the nasty with Faz . plus there is not enough hand sanitizer to wipe away the essence of Faz in the whole short pack universe
there is not enough hand sanitizer to wipe away the essence of Faz in the whole short pack universe
That is because the Shortpacked! universe has a leak in it, and is subject to entropy. No more Wile-e-Coyote “backsies” allowed– it is possible to become so contaminated by Faziness that the power requirements to decontaminate oneself would exceed the remaining power in the universe.
A Lobster Trap of Faz, where once you enter, you no longer have enough energy to overcome the negative leverage which prohibits your escape; like an emotional black hole.
By the way, a few days back Willis complained about Cybertron Bumblebee’s panels being unalignable – I found the same problem, and then found the solution. On top of Bumblebee’s forearms there are mysterious rectangular pegs; these actually peg into rectangular slots on the inside of his ‘armpits’, if his shoulder pieces are rotated around. If you do this, and massage the shoulders and hands into the places meant for them before swinging the legs back, everything fits together fine and easily. Hopefully this helps.
I don’t know why everyone hates on the guy. I think we all have a little Faz in us all.
I wonder… perhaps Faz is an a-hole because he is sexually frustrated? Think about it, Whilst the Ninja guy screwed him, faz has never “given it” to somebody…
Perhaps Faz after getting Laid is like Mike when drunk?
And we have a TMI flag on the play! D:-
I say, what’s Conquest doing these days? Haven’t heard from her since before her daddy got locked in a cage.
The sanitizer, it does nothing!
She needs to get the hand cut off.
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