Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (39) ¬

1. 
   Dean

   July 13, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism, but compliments are her secret weakness.
2. 
   Stephen Bierce

   July 13, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   They build those diaper changing stations so rugged these days, people can do ANYTHING on them.

   • 
     Jarekk

     September 9, 2011 at 10:11 pm | # | Reply

     Eh-hem… Er… No, not -anything-… >_>
3. 
   David

   July 13, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   Mental image of the elderly having sex. My one true weakness.

   • 
     tragonchild

     July 13, 2010 at 6:59 am | # | Reply

     O.o

     • 
       dcmeserve

       March 10, 2013 at 12:37 pm | # | Reply

       Sorry, what is that symbol supposed to be? Bill The Cat eyes?
   • 
     Plasma Mongoose

     April 11, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

     Whatever floats your boat, buddy, whatever floats your boat.
4. 
   ADdude

   July 13, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

   Do I want to ask how Ross knows about the elderly couple?

   • 
     ADdude

     July 13, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

     I meant Roz

     • 
       agentksilver

       July 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

       No, no, Ross is fine.
5. 
   Victor

   July 13, 2010 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

   So are the womanly parts disappointed because she missed her shot are getting Jacob or was Jacob disappointing?

   • 
     Moo

     July 13, 2010 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

     FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SHORTPACKED!
   • 
     Kamino Neko

     July 13, 2010 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

     Option 3 is she’s just that hard to please. (Which is similar to option 2, granted, but it’s an important difference.)

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       MrGBH

       July 13, 2010 at 5:45 pm | # | Reply

       I think Amber’s trying to work out Roz’s meaning herself in the fifth panel.
6. 
   Zem

   July 13, 2010 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

   Cmon, Roz. Girl in latex! Just hit it!
7. 
   vivvav

   July 13, 2010 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

   Buzzkill Lass is unpopular among the rest of the Justice League.

   • 
     agentksilver

     July 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

     *chucklesnort*

     • 
       BigHans

       July 15, 2010 at 1:10 pm | # | Reply

       Sounds more like one of the Legion of Super Heroes. From the planet Pentup!
8. 
   TheBananaFish

   July 13, 2010 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

   Was panel four a Static Shock referense, or am I just all kinds of nerd?

   • 
     Kizoo

     July 13, 2010 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

     OMG, you’re right, she does look like She-bang!
   • 
     Malph

     July 13, 2010 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

     I’m pretty sure it was exactly what it sounded like. Unless she’s friends with Static, in which case it takes on a whole new, much more interesting, meaning.
   • 
     Pester

     July 13, 2010 at 3:42 am | # | Reply

     You didn’t have to equate my favorite funky superhero with a battery operated boyfriend.
9. 
   Kizoo

   July 13, 2010 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

   Old people…does this mean Reagan’s back?
10. 
    Cholma

    July 13, 2010 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Oh, AMAZI-GIRL! I am suffering from Cute Overload here!
11. 
    OldsVistaCruiser

    July 13, 2010 at 7:37 am | # | Reply

    Could her electric friend be the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 vibrating broomstick? Mattel got in a lot of heat over that toy in the early part of the last decade over teenage girls spending hours while playing with those toys.

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      vivvav

      July 16, 2010 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

      That broom probably is responsible for 63.9% of the fanfiction out there. It made women associate Harry Potter with sex.
12. 
    MrGBH

    July 13, 2010 at 7:59 am | # | Reply

    I guess all those geeks in front of their computers are going to be getting an update tonight.
13. 
    Jason Canty

    July 13, 2010 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Great so now shes activated his Sexaholic side. Roz just causes a path of blissfull unaware distruction. I know a girl like her from College.
14. 
    MarkLar

    July 13, 2010 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

    *shudder* Old people having sex. Good for them for still going at it, though.
15. 
    LSauchelli

    July 13, 2010 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

    Uh… His shift ended a while time, so Roz didn’t meet up with him. She didn’t activate any of his sexaholic side or whatever.

    • 
      LockeZ

      July 13, 2010 at 10:04 am | # | Reply

      I assumed she meant, “His shift already finished in the half hour it took you to change clothes. Also, WE already finished in that time. Which was disappointing.”

      • 
        Nashville

        July 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, I think it was more along the lines of, “His shift ended and he scooted out of here before I had a chance to put a move on him. Which was disappointing.”
16. 
    Zudarkness

    July 13, 2010 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

    I’m very dissapointed on Roz. she can nail amanging girl and find out if she is really amanzing instead of a cheap electrial part.

    • 
      MrGBH

      July 13, 2010 at 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, it’s been way too long since Amber kissed a girl.
17. 
    spriteless

    July 13, 2010 at 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    Who the hell calls ‘em womanly parts? That’s wierd, I’ve never known a woman to call her genitals womanly parts.

    They’re girly bits.

    • 
      BigHans

      July 15, 2010 at 1:13 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe hers are all experienced and grown up from being so rampantly sexual. Or maybe she had naughty touch when she was little, and now any combination of reference to immaturity and sexuality squicks her. Or both. Or the first because of the second?
18. 
    CaptainCadaver

    July 17, 2010 at 10:19 pm | # | Reply

    Ew, Roz. Just… ew.

    though I loved how she is unaffected by Amber’s rescue attempt. :3
19. 
    Bearfuz

    April 9, 2011 at 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    What do you want to bet the “elderly couple” are in their early 30s?
20. 
    Wack'd

    August 23, 2012 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Why does Amber have eye-whites in this costume?