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by David Willis on June 16, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Errant Ham

└ Tags: amber, david duchovny, jacob, sentry, sex addiction, tiger woods

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  1. cappadocius
    cappadocius
    June 16, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Senty sounds like a much cooler comic than Sentry.

  2. Joe
    Joe
    June 16, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Poor guy.
    Just makes you wanna give him a big bear hug.

    • Menachem Schmuel
      Menachem Schmuel
      March 15, 2011 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

      I just wanna give him a bear.

      • tiggerpete
        tiggerpete
        May 15, 2011 at 11:20 am | # | Reply

        Stephan Colbert is ashamed

  3. Cate
    Cate
    June 16, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Until Tiger Woods decides to hit aliens instead of golf balls with his clubs, i will always consider David Duchovny to be the one true celebrity sex addict

    • Monty Prime
      Monty Prime
      June 16, 2010 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure Woods would love to hit alien women with his balls and club.

      • Brendan Thompson
        Brendan Thompson
        June 16, 2010 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

        I know I would.

        • Jimfromtx
          Jimfromtx
          June 16, 2010 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

          Maybe he can get a few tips from Shatner.

  4. David
    David
    June 16, 2010 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I have an addictive personality too. I don’t even trust myself with over the counter pain meds like aspirin, so I barely ever take it even when I have a splitting headache.

    Here’s hoping he gets better soon.

  5. ADdude
    ADdude
    June 16, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Why do I feel Mike will find out and use it for evil, porno style?

  6. KenB3
    KenB3
    June 16, 2010 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

    How can you be addicted to sex? Everybody likes sex, it’s natural. What, you like sex too much? It’s called being a guy

    • kybarsfang
      kybarsfang
      June 16, 2010 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

      When it becomes an unhealthy addiction, yes, there is a thing such as too much sex.

    • Brodie
      Brodie
      June 16, 2010 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

      Seriously? Are you serious?

      • Malph
        Malph
        June 16, 2010 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

        Yes, there is a such thing as too much sex. I’ve just never found it (seriously, how much constitutes too much?)

        • Chlorine
          Chlorine
          June 16, 2010 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

          When it completely takes over your life, stops being fun, causes you to lose friends and family, makes you lose money and maybe your job, and causes health problems?

        • Chad
          Chad
          June 16, 2010 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

          It involves Chaffing… Then you know you’ve had too much…
          There is indeed such a thing as too much of a good thing… Luckily, none of my addictions are harmful… Like web comics… I read nearly 20 and add more all the time… BUT THEY’RE FREE AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!

          • Dranorter
            Dranorter
            June 16, 2010 at 8:12 pm | # | Reply

            Hahahahahaha I check 97 different comics on a daily basis.

        • Brodie
          Brodie
          June 16, 2010 at 3:17 am | # | Reply

          I’m well aware of that. I was replying to the guy who said “there is no sex addiction, that’s just being a guy lulz”.

          • Malph
            Malph
            June 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

            I had a feeling that was the case, but I REALLY wanted to say what I did and thus pretended you were questioning the existance of sex addiction.

            In retrospect it could’ve worked just fine on its own.

      • Decepticon X
        Decepticon X
        June 18, 2010 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

        Al Capone died of disease that you get from too much sex.

    • Frosgrok
      Frosgrok
      June 16, 2010 at 3:37 am | # | Reply

      Well, an example (knew the dude): Having sex with a 60 something meth-addict / prostitute outside, in sight of a busy road, in winter. When he had a (reasonably nice / sexy) girlfriend back at home. Now, I suppose, if he had a fetish for uh, icky & toothless, I could see it. But near as I could tell, if it didn’t fight he did it, then felt bad after. This type of thing really hurts you in the corporate job market, when it gets on your record or becomes common knowledge.

      • KenB3
        KenB3
        June 16, 2010 at 10:30 am | # | Reply

        Okay, that sounds like an addiction issue.

  7. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    June 16, 2010 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

    Considering my level of addiction to comics, I haven’t risked trying alcohol.

  8. DCHorror
    DCHorror
    June 16, 2010 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    It does seem that his list is backwards.

    I wonder if he realized what she was trying not to say.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      June 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      Judging by his response, I’m guessing yes.

  9. Middy
    Middy
    June 16, 2010 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

    How does “Sentry: Fallen Sun” cause a relapse? That was the only comic book I’ve outright thrown away in the last year.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      June 16, 2010 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

      See, he’s talking about an alcoholic relapse.

  10. BlackoutCreature
    BlackoutCreature
    June 16, 2010 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    A Sentry comic? I’m more then willing to accept that super-powered 20-somethings could battle aliens with the fate of the universe on the line. I mean that’s just common sense. But someone getting addicted to a Sentry comic? I’m sorry Mr. Willis, but that is just beyond my ability to suspend my disbelief.

    • Jin Peregrinus
      Jin Peregrinus
      June 16, 2010 at 5:56 am | # | Reply

      You misread. He’s saying the Sentry comic nearly caused an alcoholic relapse (implying it was terrible). Take it into context with what Amber said; that she figured comics would lead to alcoholism.

  11. Cholma
    Cholma
    June 16, 2010 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

    “David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?”
    (I couldn’t find a good quality version of the original video; they all look and sound like they’ve been copied 50 times or more. I went with audio over video.)

  12. hectoruno
    hectoruno
    June 16, 2010 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

    I thought that was obvious.

  13. hectoruno
    hectoruno
    June 16, 2010 at 1:28 am | # | Reply

    The fallen sun was so bad I wanted to start drinking. I then went on message boards and had to explain when Sentry and Rouge did it.

  14. hectoruno
    hectoruno
    June 16, 2010 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Which made me want to have sex with a woman with two color hair

    • Chlorine
      Chlorine
      June 16, 2010 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t go for Rogue, but her mom? DAMN! (both of her moms honestly)

      • Malph
        Malph
        June 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm | # | Reply

        Maybe not Ms. Blue and kinda creepy, but the other one is good.

        As for Rogue, she’s hot, but considering her powers, I may want a condom (like a full body one).

        • Chlorine
          Chlorine
          June 18, 2010 at 2:09 am | # | Reply

          Naw dude Mystique is gorgeous, and she’s a shapeshifter if you’re not into her blue!

    • LiamK
      LiamK
      June 16, 2010 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

      Who is presumably also wearing a lot of makeup?

  15. MarkLar
    MarkLar
    June 16, 2010 at 7:32 am | # | Reply

    I am a comic addict. Blackest Night. All of it. Brightest Day, all of it thus far.
    Amongst other titles of course. I don’t think it’s because of an addictive personality, but more so my true love of the DC universe.

    • MarkLar
      MarkLar
      June 16, 2010 at 7:32 am | # | Reply

      I say as i wear a wolverine t-shirt.

    • RV
      RV
      June 16, 2010 at 9:39 am | # | Reply

      How big is that collection? Speaking as someone who was planning on picking up all those issues- Blacknest Night-Brightest Day- about what am I looking at here?

  16. david with a small d
    david with a small d
    June 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Sex addiction also can manifest itself by making you spend an unhealthy amount of time watching or reading porn – it’s not always just about the act itself. When it starts to prevent you from otherwise having a normal life – stopping you from working, going out, eating properly, socialising etc. then you’ve got a serious problem.

  17. Mike P.
    Mike P.
    June 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm | # | Reply

    Fallen Sun almost caused me to relapse into alcoholism too, and I’ve never been an alcoholic!

  18. dorp
    dorp
    June 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm | # | Reply

    Let’s hope he never finds World of Warcraft. I’ve kicked my WoW habit like five times and I’m still playing.

    • Chad
      Chad
      June 17, 2010 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      WoW has got NOTHING on Diablo 2 for me… I’ve put so many hours into diablo 2, and given it up at least eight times… And I still play it… I have a feeling the only cure is in the form of Diablo 3… And I’m not sure that actually counts… But that’s Blizzard for you… I have a love/hate relationship with Blizzard Entertainment… I love their games, and I hate myself for it…

  19. Jim
    Jim
    June 23, 2010 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

    Y’know At my height of collecting comics I bought over 70 titles a month and spent approximately $250.00 every month at the comic shop and I didn’t consider myself an addict because I was getting all the bills paid and dating a girl who also loved comics.

    I married her and we stopped collecting comics. *shrug*

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