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by David Willis on May 31, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Vote Chopperface

└ Tags: dinobot, ethan, faz, greta van susteren, grimlock, hall of fame, jazz, robin desanto

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  1. dchorror
    dchorror
    May 31, 2010 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Odd way to start the day. Who is this Greta and why did she get close enough to Faz to tell him what he smelled like?

    Robin shoulda done the research before supporting Dinobot.

    • Samuel
      Samuel
      May 31, 2010 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      She’s one of Fox’s talking heads.

      But I can’t tell you why she is smelling Faz’s head. My imagination is fostering horrific imagery.

      • OtakuX
        OtakuX
        May 31, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

        Perhaps she just assumed because she’s had her own nose up Palin’s ass long enough…

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          May 31, 2010 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

          There was a post-’08 election interview Greta had with Palin that sticks out in my head. Watching it, you’d think that Greta would love to skin Palin and wear her around like a suit.

          You can see the moment where Palin gets kinda freaked out. Run, Palin, run! (but not for office)

          • Samuel
            Samuel
            May 31, 2010 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

            It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

          • Wolfie
            Wolfie
            May 31, 2010 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

            To quote a rather twisted little Malkavian…”I want to crawl inside your skin and wear you like a coat!” (Best read when sounding like a perky 8 year old.) >.> I wonder how much a Palin-skin coat would fetch on Ebay.

        • Samuel
          Samuel
          May 31, 2010 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

          Yeah.

          But why is she smelling Faz?

          • OtakuX
            OtakuX
            May 31, 2010 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

            Well, if she likes Palin that much, she might be willing to sniff anything that’s been in that kind of … vicinity… to her.

  2. Samuel
    Samuel
    May 31, 2010 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    God Bless Ethan’s irrepressible fanboyism.

    He is a Real American. You betcha.

  3. David
    David
    May 31, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    He should give her his vote in exchange for the poster.

    • Volkai
      Volkai
      May 31, 2010 at 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Why would you buy a vote you already have?

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        May 31, 2010 at 1:33 pm | # | Reply

        Ethan said he wasn’t planning to vote for her, so bribery remains an option.

  4. ProzacMan
    ProzacMan
    May 31, 2010 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Greta is kind of an exploitative douche that has a show on CNN. She will gladly exploit the victims of a horrific tragedy, thus the getting close to Faz. Faz is a victim and a tragedy rolled into one. The peanut butter cup of human interest stories.

    • Samuel
      Samuel
      May 31, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      She’s on fox now.

      • ProzacMan
        ProzacMan
        May 31, 2010 at 7:46 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, haven’t been keeping up. Ever since here micro waver baby week, I reflexively change the channel the second I see her face.

    • Samuel
      Samuel
      May 31, 2010 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Beck used to be on CNN too.

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        May 31, 2010 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

        Ah yes, Fox: mining CNN’s discard pile for talent since 1996. I fully expect to hear, any day now, that Fox has hired Lou Dobbs.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          May 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm | # | Reply

          To be fair, it’s serving them fairly well, at least as far as Beck is concerned.

  5. Ethan Shuster
    Ethan Shuster
    May 31, 2010 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

    I also think that she wouldn’t have a TV career if it wasn’t for the O.J. Simpson trial. I believe she first showed up as one of the many lawyers who showed up on the cable networks giving their legal expertise during the trial. So, in other words, she’s a TV “star” because some guy murdered two people.

    • TexasNinjaBuzzard
      TexasNinjaBuzzard
      May 31, 2010 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

      Nonono- didn’t you see? He did that thing where he cocked his thumb sideways so the glove wouldn’t go on, so that means he was innocent.

  6. Lillian
    Lillian
    May 31, 2010 at 5:21 am | # | Reply

    I can’t be the only one who saw Robin’s face and went to wipe the screen with my finger. Right?

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      May 31, 2010 at 8:18 am | # | Reply

      I almost did.

    • Bhavvie
      Bhavvie
      May 31, 2010 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Nope, I totally did that too. Took me a minute to figure out that it was the comic after I’d done it too, haha.

  7. Captain_Cadaver
    Captain_Cadaver
    May 31, 2010 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, call me dense but… Didn’t Robin start that whole campaign just to get Ethan’s vote? Am I just missing something? >_>

    • The_Dawgboy
      The_Dawgboy
      May 31, 2010 at 5:46 pm | # | Reply

      Yes, yes she did.

      Of course, she has just been through such an incredible ordeal, that his vote and her seat are the last thing on her mind.

      Besides, I think we all should realize that deep down, Ethan is a bit of a sadist, and just wanted to see how far Robin would go with the whole Dinobot thing.

      He was probably laughing at her the whole time.

  8. Chad
    Chad
    May 31, 2010 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

    Her idea was that Ethan was the “Everyman” So if she got his vote, she would get a lot more… But how a Homosexual-Jewish-Fanboy is the Everyman… You lost me there… Robin has never been very good at rationalizing.

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