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Bankrupt

by David Willis on May 13, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Vote Chopperface

└ Tags: dinobot, ethan, hall of fame, politics, robin desanto

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  1. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    May 13, 2010 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    The irony.

  2. OtakuX
    OtakuX
    May 13, 2010 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Even Robin knows Soundwave deserves it.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      May 13, 2010 at 8:29 am | # | Reply

      More like even Robin knows Soundwave has the “I liked the guy with the cool voice” vote locked.

      • Lollertron
        Lollertron
        July 6, 2011 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure the “I liked the guy with the cool voice” vote could go to pretty much ANY transformer.

  3. David
    David
    May 13, 2010 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I’m voting Dinobot because he kicks ass.

    And poor Robin. Though Ethan does have a point, but I would have told Robin “Yep, voting for you” anyway just to be nice.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 26, 2011 at 5:41 am | # | Reply

      A good friend would tell another exactly why they’re not voting for them, in hopes that it will help change their mind.

  4. AndyL
    AndyL
    May 13, 2010 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Haha. Will Robin have to go on a wacky adventure for each and every disappointed voter in her district? I hope so.
    I figure that’d be about a quarter million wacky adventures. I’d read that comic.

    • DM
      DM
      May 13, 2010 at 1:29 am | # | Reply

      Here’s hopin’. That’d be one hilarious subplot.

  5. John the Great
    John the Great
    May 13, 2010 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Dude that shoots out other dudes could refer to Blaster, who is Soundwave’s cool cousin.

  6. algeya
    algeya
    May 13, 2010 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    how does Ethan knows about the ecocomic state crisis???,

    he doest seems the type who reads real news, damn he didnt know about Robin real job for a long time,

    Also a bad friend he is living rent free and cannot give his vote to robin,

    • Dan
      Dan
      May 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      Well he hasn’t paid enough attention to notice that he’s blaming a national congresswoman for a state budgetary crisis so he’s not taking THAT much time away from his toy-geeking.

  7. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    May 13, 2010 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

    Considering she got in the first time over an action figure vote, this could win her the election.

  8. Lynsy
    Lynsy
    May 13, 2010 at 1:18 am | # | Reply

    With all the toy moneys Ethan personally sinks into the local economy there is no way that it’s failing. Besides she’s a US congresswoman, not a local one, what can she do?

    • Canon
      Canon
      May 13, 2010 at 4:21 am | # | Reply

      Well any number of things, she could push Government contracts to companies within the state, things like that.
      (though I don’t know how much power a congresswomen has… depends what committes she’s on i suppose)

      • Derik
        Derik
        May 13, 2010 at 6:24 pm | # | Reply

        Robin is the representative for NANCI PELOSI’S DISTRICT.
        I think it’s fair (if only in a meta-textual way) to expect Robin to be able to swing some pork sausage for Castro Street.

        …my God. That’s not even the dirtiest thing I’ve written TODAY!

  9. Kil
    Kil
    May 13, 2010 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure why Ethan thinks Robin, who’s in the U.S. Congress, could have done anything about California’s state budget.

    • TheAlucinaut
      TheAlucinaut
      May 13, 2010 at 3:05 am | # | Reply

      Doesn’t Shortpacked! take place in Schaumburg, IL, not California?

      I thought David mentioned that once somewhere, as it’s where he lived when he started the strip…

      (& as an Chicago resident I can say yes, we are broke as hell here in Illinois. Have been for a while. Even before “V” was remade. It hasn’t been fun.

      Save us Robin.)

      • Peter S. Svensson
        Peter S. Svensson
        May 13, 2010 at 4:10 am | # | Reply

        No, we’ve since gotten confirmation that Shortpacked takes place in San Francisco.

      • Kitsuki Noriyuki
        Kitsuki Noriyuki
        May 13, 2010 at 5:00 am | # | Reply

        As another resident of Illinois I’m gonna go on the record as saying yes the state is bankrupt and I almost think we’ve been openly bankrupt for as long/possibly longer than shortpacked has been running. We were pretty much broke when blago first got into office and then we spent the next 4 years flying the jerk to Springfield from Chicago four days a week on a tax payer paid for jet. I second the vote for Amber saving our flagging state economy, somehow. I’m voting for constructing a robot Piasa Bird with lasers to attack that stupid Missouri Alton from the bluffs of the real Alton.

        • Kitsuki Noriyuki
          Kitsuki Noriyuki
          May 13, 2010 at 5:01 am | # | Reply

          *Robin saving the economy.

          Though Amber might be able to if she ran for office herself, it isn’t like our actual representatives have the first clue what they’re doing anyways.

    • Cara
      Cara
      May 13, 2010 at 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Maybe the irony’s supposed to be in him failing politics while everyone else fails Dinobot.

      I guess.

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      May 13, 2010 at 9:33 am | # | Reply

      See, the mistake you’re making is that you’re assuming Willis has any idea how federal, state or local politics work. Just look at the whole Proposition subplot.

      • JediknightZ
        JediknightZ
        May 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

        ITS his comic that stuff works how he wants it to

        • Trae Dorn
          Trae Dorn
          May 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm | # | Reply

          You seem to confuse my pointing it out with complaining about it.

          I don’t have a problem with it at all — it’s just worth acknowledging.

        • Rachel
          Rachel
          May 13, 2010 at 10:09 pm | # | Reply

          I think the point was more “we’ve already established that in Willis’ world, talking cars are now commonplace and alien invasions aren’t just a conspiracy theory. Why should we expect politics in that world to work the same way they do in ours?” :)

  10. Mason Kramer
    Mason Kramer
    May 13, 2010 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if she’ll manage to get Dinobot to win, but work so hard on this that she doesn’t campaign and so loses her seat?

    Nah. Too obvious a plotline.

  11. BlackoutCreature
    BlackoutCreature
    May 13, 2010 at 2:51 am | # | Reply

    As much as I admire Ethan’s sentiment here, I have to ask, does he even pay rent? There’s being noble, and there’s biting the hand that feeds you.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      May 13, 2010 at 4:23 pm | # | Reply

      Of course he doesn’t. It’s Leslie’s house.

      Which half-negates the hand-biting bit. (Semantics!)

  12. DCHorror
    DCHorror
    May 13, 2010 at 4:37 am | # | Reply

    She might be in the clear anyways, given how much support was given yesterday.

  13. Jeff Dee
    Jeff Dee
    May 13, 2010 at 6:33 am | # | Reply

    You know Willis, because of “some folks” I totally changed my vote to Dinobot and I vote everyday. You might have to change the ending of this so Ethan votes for Robin. After all I work with people 16-25; to them Optimus Pime is a Munkey not a Trukk

  14. E. Wilson
    E. Wilson
    May 13, 2010 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

    Wow, Ethan. Dick move. Not even an, “I’d vote for you if you paid more attention to X, Y, and Z?” I mean, she’s only letting you live at her home for free.

    Why everybody gotta’ be a jerk to Robin?

    • Pat
      Pat
      May 13, 2010 at 7:49 am | # | Reply

      Perhaps this needs more Ultra Car. He was less of a jerk to Robin than to anyone else, at least.

      I believe.

      ………..maybe?

      • JediknightZ
        JediknightZ
        May 13, 2010 at 12:46 pm | # | Reply

        leslie nver a jerk to Robin

      • Captain_Cadaver
        Captain_Cadaver
        May 14, 2010 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

        Oh em gee! Out of every sort of relationship in this comic, Robin+Ultra Car is my favorite <3 So, yes, I agree, more Ultra Car X3

  15. Power_Ranger_Skull
    Power_Ranger_Skull
    May 13, 2010 at 7:33 am | # | Reply

    Ethan is being a jack-ass

    • Andy L
      Andy L
      May 13, 2010 at 11:13 am | # | Reply

      For pointing out that Robin is making a complete mockery of the democratic system on a national level?

      • Dan
        Dan
        May 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm | # | Reply

        No more so than most people in office!

  16. Michael
    Michael
    May 13, 2010 at 10:45 am | # | Reply

    I was goiong to come in here with my oh-so-insightful comment about national/state responsibilities and congress, and saw I’d been beaten to it hours ago. Oh well, I guess I’ll go back to work rather than spending time trying to one-up comic writers with smart-asss commentary. :)

  17. ToastedBagel
    ToastedBagel
    May 13, 2010 at 10:47 am | # | Reply

    Looking through the choices, I gotta go Soundwave. He is, strangely, more iconic for me than Dinobot, or any of the others. Maybe it is because of the other-bots-shooting-out-of-his-chest-deal, but It’s that uniqueness that makes him Hall-of-Fame worthy.

    I understand if you’re angry.

    • Kuhnsy
      Kuhnsy
      May 13, 2010 at 3:52 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I definitely think the top 5 should have had Soundwave without question. I know my top five are Starscream, Soundwave, Dinobot, Prime and Megs when they are put in awesome-est to almost awesome-est ordering.

  18. begbert2
    begbert2
    May 13, 2010 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

    Wow. ‘We all know Robin is a terrible politician, but Ethan is a jerk for not voting for her merely because he lives with her?’

    Maybe it’s from years of living as the lone Dem in firmly Pub household, but I’m thinking that your residency oughtn’t buy your vote.

    • E. Wilson
      E. Wilson
      May 14, 2010 at 9:42 am | # | Reply

      No, Ethan is a jerk for the way he conveyed this information.

  19. Nojh
    Nojh
    May 13, 2010 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

    Hmm. Okay so now I /have/ to keep voting for Dinobot so Robin can win congress? Hmm. Okay then.

  20. The other guy
    The other guy
    May 13, 2010 at 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    I miss when there were no politics, only drama and aliens. And the gun.

    • Dan
      Dan
      May 13, 2010 at 12:59 pm | # | Reply

      Politics includes all three of those things!!

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      May 13, 2010 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      I had no idea Dinobot was such a wedge issue.

  21. Trae Dorn
    Trae Dorn
    May 13, 2010 at 3:39 pm | # | Reply

    My question right now is just WHY IS THE STORE FILLED WITH A GREEN HAZE?!

    I mean, inhaling that *can’t* be good for you.

  22. Kuhnsy
    Kuhnsy
    May 13, 2010 at 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    Great, now you’re holding my Transformers Hall of Fame vote hostage by my Robin fan-hood! I love Soundwave, but do I love Robin + Dinobot more??????

  23. shizaaaam!!!
    shizaaaam!!!
    May 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    Dinobot would not accept any victory achieved by Robins means, it would lack “Honor”.

  24. Derik
    Derik
    May 13, 2010 at 6:32 pm | # | Reply

    I am now picturing Willis going door to door and putting up signs, canvasing people to “Vote for Dinobot” in the hope of stirring up enough warm bodies to sway the poll.

    Frankly, I think a smear campaign is in order. People think they’re voting in “that cook guy who shoots other guys” for the hall of fame– but they’re not. They’re voting in that guy… WITHOUT all the little guys. Those are seperate character, who would have to be voted in on their own! If you put Soundwave in the TF Hall of Fame sans-cassettes, he will just stand there impotently with nothing to do.

    Soundwave: An Empty Promise for Transformers Fans.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      May 13, 2010 at 6:33 pm | # | Reply

      You mean, “sans Mini-Cons.”

  25. ColdFusion
    ColdFusion
    May 13, 2010 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    This counts as an interactive webcomic!

  26. Hectoruno
    Hectoruno
    May 13, 2010 at 7:40 pm | # | Reply

    Votes are secret ballot. He can claim to vote for Robin since she paid for the house and still vote for whoever he likes.

  27. Whisky Tango Foxtrot
    Whisky Tango Foxtrot
    May 13, 2010 at 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    I wouldn’t sell Dinobot short. After all, he’s the only one involved who actually has experience running for office. Sure, his last attempt resulted in a tie vote, but while we didn’t see the results of Soundwave’s last attempt to gain office we do know that Starscream was being coronated in the next scene.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      May 13, 2010 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      This is not true! Grimlock nominated himself for Leadership of the Autobots, and he was eventually voted in: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Democracy

      • Whisky Tango Foxtrot
        Whisky Tango Foxtrot
        May 15, 2010 at 8:38 am | # | Reply

        Silly Willis, nobody cares about the comic books.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          May 15, 2010 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

          Which is totally obvious, given the Marvel comics-inspired profiles the Transformers Hall of Fame nominees received!

  28. The Astonishing Frogboy
    The Astonishing Frogboy
    May 13, 2010 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    The irony, of course, would be if Dinobot lost, but Fred H. Dinobot won.

  29. Ben
    Ben
    July 1, 2010 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    Well now it’s a whole ‘nother can of beans isn’t it.

  30. Cormac
    Cormac
    December 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

    HOORAY for California bankruptcy!!!

    unless the rest of us have to bail them out…that would suck…
    They’ll never learn if we don’t let them fail. You elected this mess into being, now you get to wallow in poverty.

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