Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (18) ¬

1. 
   Cinder

   September 16, 2010 at 1:45 pm | # | Reply

   Actually, Mike is doing what I’m sure a lot of boyfriends want to do. I know a lot of my exes wanted to see some girl on girl action from me. They told me. Douchebags. -.-

   • 
     Skald

     November 8, 2010 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

     Douchebags indeed. They didn’t even offer a fair exchange?
   • 
     Ana

     January 27, 2011 at 9:00 pm | # | Reply

     Huuuh… What’s so wrong about a boyfriend telling you they fantasize about you making out with another girl, when they’re not pressuring you over and over to do it? I’m a girl and I don’t get it. I’ve told my boyfriend I’d totally love to do him with a strapon if he’d ever feel like it, am I a jerk for that?

     Then again, I get sad when a boyfriend DOESN’T fantasize about me making out with a girl.
   • 
     Karlahv

     April 28, 2011 at 8:06 am | # | Reply

     Ladies and gentlemen, in today’s world Honesty=Douchebagery

     • 
       tiggerpete

       May 14, 2011 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

       this
2. 
   speak

   November 30, 2010 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

   When your girlfriend actually likes girls, seeing some girl on girl action is more unsettling!

   • 
     Stormy

     January 4, 2011 at 8:45 am | # | Reply

     Translation: I only enjoy watching my girlfriend perform sexual acts with others if she doesn’t actually ENJOY it. Wow. Way to be a jerk.

     • 
       Chira

       March 20, 2011 at 10:26 am | # | Reply

       Way to jump to conclusions, I believe. Speak might have been referring to cheating with another girl, which in that context, is pretty understandable.
     • 
       Random Webcomics Junkie

       May 4, 2013 at 2:57 am | # | Reply

       Even if she’s asking permission to do so, I can see how monogomy-oriented people might be uncomfortable with letting their SOs make out with someone the SO would actually consider for a relationship.

       I’ve known women who have fun making out with other women but aren’t interested in taking it farther. And there are a lot of people who would be okay with that situation but would start to worry about losing their girlfriend if she might actually be interested in taking it further. The POTENTIAL for cheating, or the potential for breaking up to go after someone else, is scary to a LOT of people.

       I’m not sure if I explained that very well.
3. 
   Herp

   January 19, 2011 at 11:59 pm | # | Reply

   Wait. So after all that, Amber is dictating that Mike may only have sex with her by having either oral or anal? Seriously?

   I wanna be Mike so bad right now.

   • 
     Joana

     March 29, 2011 at 2:57 pm | # | Reply

     Uh… There are more positions where the girl is facing away from de guy that do not involve either oral nor anal sex. Just saying. Also, you can have anal sex facing the guy too. True story.

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       Despite Rage

       July 14, 2011 at 8:14 pm | # | Reply

       And let us not forget the many wonderful things that can be done while blindfolded.

       So say we all.

       • 
         Viktor

         July 18, 2011 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

         Or the fun that can be had with a bag or a mask over someone’s head.
4. 
   Wackd

   January 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

   You know, it just occurred to me–Mike didn’t watch either time, he just stood outside the door. Which makes it slightly less assholish.

   Make of that what you will.

   • 
     Dreadjaws

     November 30, 2012 at 8:20 pm | # | Reply

     I don’t think so. If he was at least watching, he’d have a real excuse most guys can relate to. But he was clearly doing it for money, so it’s kind of more assholish.

     Then again, he did offer to split the money, so maybe it evens out.
5. 
   Jankahl

   March 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm | # | Reply

   Then we’ll do it like they do on the Discovery channel!
6. 
   Kelsey

   March 22, 2011 at 9:48 pm | # | Reply

   The man makes a persuasive argument.
7. 
   KB_SBI

   June 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm | # | Reply

   Mike should get knighted for this move… COLD BLOODED!