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by David Willis on March 15, 2010 at 12:00 am
  • 01 - No Thanks to eHarmony

└ Tags: drew, ethan

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  1. Eros
    Eros
    July 4, 2010 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    Hell, I’d go straight for Batman…

  2. Peregrin
    Peregrin
    September 25, 2010 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    If Harrison Ford had ever played Batman there may not be any straight men left.

    • TheSuperhoo
      TheSuperhoo
      November 20, 2010 at 11:24 pm | # | Reply

      Saw Harrison Ford on Conan the other night. Man is HILARIOUS. I’d boink him.

      • Laup
        Laup
        August 10, 2011 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

        Was that the one were he chewed out Chewbacca?

  3. Escadia
    Escadia
    November 9, 2010 at 4:24 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Harrison… Every straight guy’s allowed just one…

    • DannKast
      DannKast
      December 29, 2010 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

      He’d get pretty damn sore after a while, due to all the sexin’s.

    • Dylan
      Dylan
      April 19, 2011 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a tie between Ford and Neil Patrick Harris

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        April 27, 2011 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

        Hell Yes. I would take Dr. Horrible for a ride any day. Hell, I’d take Barney.

        …Okay, who wouldn’t take Barney?

        • DaveNOTWALKERTON
          DaveNOTWALKERTON
          May 4, 2011 at 7:25 pm | # | Reply

          best part about neil Patrick harris is he is gay! … and plays barney on how i met your mother.

          • Thomas
            Thomas
            May 18, 2011 at 8:47 pm | # | Reply

            I know. And that makes it all the more likely I’d do it.

            I mean, you know, if he wasn’t in a relationship, married, had a kid…

            • thomas0comer
              thomas0comer
              November 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm | # | Reply

              CHEESEDAMN IT, ARE YOU ME OR NOT!? I swear, it really looks like I used this screen name last archive binge.

  4. Herp
    Herp
    January 19, 2011 at 11:32 pm | # | Reply

    Bruce Campbell. I’d hail that king all night long.

  5. Ana
    Ana
    January 27, 2011 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

    Oh my god. Thank you, thank you SO MUCH for this strip.

    This is every bi coming out story ever. You try desperately not to think you’re bi. You even try to believe you’re actually gay before accepting the facts.

    Just… thank you.

    • Joana
      Joana
      March 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm | # | Reply

      Well, not EVERY one… I never thought i was a lesbian. I liked guys, and then realized i like girls too.

      • Lollertron
        Lollertron
        July 13, 2011 at 11:21 am | # | Reply

        Only made funnier by the TMNT avatar.

  6. I.care.0
    I.care.0
    February 6, 2011 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Johnnie Deep.

    You can hit me now.

    • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      February 12, 2011 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

      Okay now I’m… oh wow, I’m more of a Superman fan than batman, though batman is cool and all… and I can’t believe I’m even replying this way…… GAAAAAAAHHHHH!

      • I.care.0
        I.care.0
        February 17, 2011 at 9:03 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, i felt this way too.

      • tiggerpete
        tiggerpete
        May 14, 2011 at 5:47 am | # | Reply

        personally, I would go gay for Green Arrow, though I’d rather stay straight and go with Black Canary

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      March 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      Johnny Deep’s a porn name, right? From Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean?

      • I.care.0
        I.care.0
        April 4, 2011 at 4:12 pm | # | Reply

        XDDD

        No.
        ‘-’

      • I.care.0
        I.care.0
        April 4, 2011 at 4:14 pm | # | Reply

        English isn’t my first language so that kind of mispelling isn’t exactly rare. It never was so funny, tough.

  7. Djorra
    Djorra
    June 1, 2011 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

    And George Clooney.

  8. Brian
    Brian
    June 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who thinks John Barrowman?

  9. pan_dim_onium
    pan_dim_onium
    June 14, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

    Ryan Reynolds. And not just because he’s Green Lantern/Deadpool/Blade’s buddy

  10. AKissAndAGunshot
    AKissAndAGunshot
    June 20, 2011 at 8:52 pm | # | Reply

    Either Nikki Sixx, or Neil Patrick Harris.

    Seriously, those dudes are hot. And I’m straight as an arrow normally ^.^

  11. Aslee
    Aslee
    June 22, 2011 at 8:58 pm | # | Reply

    According to my boyfriend, David Tennant.

    I can’t really deny him that, either.

  12. Dedicatedfollower467
    Dedicatedfollower467
    September 7, 2011 at 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    Is the opposite true for straight girls, too? Cuz in that case I’m going to have to insist on Cassandra Cain.

    • Iliana
      Iliana
      February 17, 2013 at 5:58 am | # | Reply

      Christina Hendricks. Even my ridiculously gay brother wants her.

  13. Kirby-oh
    Kirby-oh
    November 22, 2011 at 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    Hugh Laurie. <3

  14. scifisiren
    scifisiren
    February 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, this lesbian is on board for Harrison Ford, too.

  15. Random NPC
    Random NPC
    March 18, 2012 at 10:22 pm | # | Reply

    Is EVERYONE that reads this webcomic gay, lesbian or bi…?

    • Charlie
      Charlie
      April 13, 2012 at 10:19 am | # | Reply

      Nah, straight lady over here! (waves)

    • Paul
      Paul
      September 11, 2012 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

      Straight guy here!

    • MarkReed
      MarkReed
      January 1, 2013 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

      Straight guy. But I think we’re definitely the minority in this neighborhood of the net.

    • SHAZAM
      SHAZAM
      January 30, 2013 at 1:30 pm | # | Reply

      Straight guy (may have shipped some guy on guy pairing though)

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