Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (34) ¬

1. 
   Ironclad

   July 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

   I feel sorry that the educational system has failed Galasso…

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     No0ne

     October 6, 2010 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

     He looks old enough to be from before we had education systems… or maybe hes from another country that doesnt have one…
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     Shade

     February 1, 2011 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

     Or his parents didn’t let him take Sex Education classes.

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       ilvos01

       March 22, 2011 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

       That happened to me. Didn’t find out until 6th grade.

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         Karin

         July 8, 2012 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

         6th grade?! I didn’t have sex education til 10th grade. My health class in middle school didn’t talk about that stuff and I only knew about that stuff before high school because my mom is a nurse. O:
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       Glomoro

       January 7, 2012 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

       I remember the first sex education class for people at my school. I’m pretty sure we spent the entire time getting yelled at for laughing about… all of it, for the entire duration. Meanwhile the kids that didn’t get the slip signed to be in that class were tucked away in some corner of the school doing real work.
2. 
   Rodrigo

   July 21, 2010 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

   I throught it was the other way around. They should have done it more! XD
3. 
   gaeligefairie

   September 16, 2010 at 11:14 pm | # | Reply

   How does his daughter even exist?

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     El Quia

     September 19, 2010 at 3:20 am | # | Reply

     He is Galasso. Nothing is impossible for his might.
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     No0ne

     September 28, 2010 at 3:44 am | # | Reply

     Spontaneous birth?
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     Joebo

     October 15, 2010 at 10:41 pm | # | Reply

     He brought back Ronald Regan and possibly Mike, I think he can come up with a daughter.

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       Del Spaig

       December 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

       Connie sprang forth fully formed from Galasso’s skull.

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         Echoloco

         May 11, 2011 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

         Heehee! I’m sorry, but that ancient mythology reference made me laugh harder than the actual comment.
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         Twigs

         November 9, 2011 at 7:30 pm | # | Reply

         +10 points for you.
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     Random Webcomics Junkie

     May 4, 2013 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

     Pamela seriously loved Galasso. I’m sure she guided him through the process, without necessarily explaining it. And it was so long ago that he’s forgotten the details, and he doesn’t know to connect that feeling of pleasure with this strange thing called “sex”.
4. 
   duama

   October 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply

   “Im not really a dude. Im a force of Nature.” haha god I love Mike

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     Roaper

     March 19, 2012 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

     It’s a TF2 refrence! I hope.

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       TARDIS With A Hat

       May 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm | # | Reply

       so mike= scout? that doesn’t make much sense, does it?
       I’m thinking more Robin=Scout
       Mike is Spy becuase they both have a thing for moms
5. 
   Tristan J

   October 23, 2010 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

   Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say Mike fucked him?

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     TheSuperhoo

     November 20, 2010 at 11:18 pm | # | Reply

     There’s no way Mike is the catcher.

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       Bobthecheesecake

       March 17, 2011 at 3:48 pm | # | Reply

       Why not?
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     AndyB

     December 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

     Both ways of saying it are accurate. When one says “she fucked him” one does not automatically assume that pegging was involved, they assume that she is capable of fucking from the passive position. In a similar manner, the term ‘fuck’ is used with ambiguity towards roles in the gay community.

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       Random Webcomics Junkie

       May 4, 2013 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

       Passive? Pfft, you’ve never heard of the “catching” partner riding the penetrative partner?
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     vsophi

     February 28, 2013 at 8:51 am | # | Reply

     Can’t it be both?
6. 
   deweese07

   March 8, 2011 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

   the look on mikes face + walking away silently = something bad is about to happen

   p.s. what ever happened to Conquest?
7. 
   penguintruth

   March 10, 2011 at 7:01 pm | # | Reply

   Did Ethan just defeat Mike there?

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     MarkReed

     January 1, 2013 at 11:15 am | # | Reply

     I think so. Mike… just lost. I am shocked.
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     Random Webcomics Junkie

     May 4, 2013 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

     It would only count as losing if Mike cared.

     Dina defeated Mike, by getting under his skin. Amber (will) defeat(ed) him by getting under his skin in a differnt way. Making him FEEL is the only thing that can defeat Mike.
8. 
   Menachem Schmuel

   March 15, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

   This comic is one million times funnier when read out loud.
9. 
   Hippy Jesus

   April 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

   At first I thought Mike was referencing Team Fortress 2′s “Meet the Scout” trailer. But according to the TF2Wiki that was out in April.. now I feel dumb.

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     jello

     May 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

     Still, from now on I will hear the Scout’s voice when reading Mike’s lines.
10. 
    Raven

    September 29, 2011 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I’m just going to assume that he kidnapped some kid off the street and named her ‘Conquest’ because there is no way he had a kid the normal way.
11. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 24, 2013 at 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    Secularization with galasso
12. 
    Lis

    May 22, 2013 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Mike’s comment (though made as a Mikeish remark) reminds me of a really naive acquaintance of mine asking my lesbian friend if she was usually the guy in the relationship (she was entirely serious). My friend had a pretty good reply with “We’re usually both ladies” but yeah its apparently a common misconception and not limited to ignorant people on TV like I had thought.