Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (27) ¬

1. 
   Old_Crow

   July 14, 2010 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

   heh. Great parody showing Faz’s self-photography. The sadness is, most folks seem to photograph themselves on the internets as if they have no friends to shoot their photos for them.

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     Kerberos

     August 21, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

     And 99 % of all darn digicams have a selftimer function that can be accessed with a maxium of 4 key presses but noooo they gotta do the stupid “I’ll just photo myself in the mirror cause I can’t spend 30 sec reading a manual”.

     • 
       Joebo

       November 3, 2010 at 11:09 pm | # | Reply

       Psh, manuals are for losers.

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         MikeB

         January 1, 2011 at 9:15 am | # | Reply

         “Manuals”?

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           TheInsaneWombat

           September 10, 2011 at 11:21 pm | # | Reply

           It’s like a really boring book.
           …
           A book is a thick magazine.
           …
           The internet on paper.
           …
           That thing they make you use in school.

           • 
             Glomoro

             January 7, 2012 at 8:26 pm | # | Reply

             I think we could’ve kept that going at least once more. Check it:
             …
             That place you used to sleep in a lot.

             • 
               Kalira

               January 27, 2012 at 11:30 pm | # | Reply

               I couldn’t resist another addition to that string:

               …
               That thing that you used to do before the internet proved a better use of nighttime hours.

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                 George

                 February 7, 2013 at 12:36 pm | #

                 I bet I can keep this up:

                 …
                 That’s what you called the dark times back when you cared what was going on outside.
2. 
   ignoreme

   August 1, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

   That website is actually real. Seriously, I triple-dog dare you to see it for yourself.

   • 
     EricTheGrey

     September 20, 2010 at 9:23 pm | # | Reply

     Oh, that is brilliant!

     • 
       shoehammer

       October 7, 2010 at 3:37 am | # | Reply

       Try the Sarah Palin one too.
   • 
     petsinwinter

     October 8, 2010 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

     and butt-taco
   • 
     tiggerpete

     May 14, 2011 at 6:48 am | # | Reply

     its genius, I just reviewed it, looks like all the links lead back to shortpacked, but that is awesome, Kudos Mr. Willis, Kudos
   • 
     Pickle

     November 18, 2011 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

     That might have been one of the funniest things I’ve seen. The best part is that it exists.
3. 
   Cinder

   September 16, 2010 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

   Oh, crap, it IS a real site! XD
4. 
   Lou

   January 6, 2011 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

   Bonus points for using Chrome as opposed to FF the last time a browser was shown. Seriously, I need to buy one of these available domains though.

   …. shuddup.
5. 
   Joebo

   January 14, 2011 at 11:57 pm | # | Reply

   I feel that Hobohitler would be hilarious.
6. 
   KZero

   February 28, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

   Most of these are oddly great. Heh.
7. 
   Hippy Jesus

   April 25, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

   kudos for previewing websites in Chrome as well. In every day life I use Firefox but then they will see all my customisations D:
8. 
   Boringamus

   June 15, 2011 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

   I am disappointed that I was not the first person to try visiting that domain…
9. 
   Dave (aka Nev the Deranged)

   June 24, 2011 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

   I heard recently that every time a network TV show uses a fake URL on air, the network has to buy the domain just to make sure nobody pulls shenanigans.

   That said, why would the network ever NOT do that, just because it’s awesome?
10. 
    Adam0935

    August 29, 2011 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

    I was the 11,000th viewer of ibuyextradomainscuzihavenopenis.com! I feel important!

    • 
      M

      February 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Nice! 11463! Most of the other domains have expired but that one is still up and is still awesome.
11. 
    appohjack

    August 31, 2011 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    From Faz’s last site: “TO BE SUPER-STRAIGHT, PERHAPS I MUST DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF PUTTING A PENIS IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS TO VOMIT A PENIS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

    OR DO SEX TO A LADY.

    ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS.”

    Oh. My. Goodness. lol
12. 
    Wackd

    November 13, 2011 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    I love that this is a thing.
13. 
    Regalli

    May 26, 2012 at 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    I love that DARGON was one of the names Faz shouldn’t call out during sex. Is that even a given name outside of Jason’s father? I can find evidence of it being a family name, but a given one? *Is confused*

    Also: “SOME DAY I WILL DO SEX ON HER. SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY I HAVE EVER SEEN, AND THAT MEANS SHE WILL BE MINE. UNLESS I FIND SOME OTHER GIRL WHO I CAN DO SEX TO FIRST, THEY WILL ALSO BE MINE.” Weeeeeell, Faz… SPOILERS! *Runs away screaming*