The rapture pales to the dangers of RAPTORS.
Velociraptors are serious business.
…Did I write this? The time matches my last archive binge, and the name and comment sound like I’d use/say them, and the avatar…
I love Leslie even more for she being an atheist. A pity she don’t stand cats.
This strip brought a tear to my eye for all those souls that won’t be powering my humongous mecha I’ll use to spill the blood of the non-belivers when the rapture occurs… wait; I meant enjoying heaven with me… yea ENJOYING heaven…
Enjoying Heaven?! All the good musicians are in Hell…
Considering I don’t really listen to music this does not impact my enjoyment of Heaven.
Too true. And those that aren’t yet will be when they die. Eh, I’d rather laugh with the sinners anyway. Plus if I end up in hell maybe I’ll get to finally hear a live Led Zeppelin concert once all of them that are left die.
Yes, all the good musicians are in hell, but they only ever play music by the Backstreet Boys.
That’s why its called Hell…
Hah, Good Omens, nice
On the other hand, there are some really kick-ass angelic choruses in Heaven.
I had the exact same discussion with my lesbian but she just told me to stop calling her lesbian since she’s technically bisexual
also she’s a catholic I still like to call her my lesbian just for fun though
Awwww, Robin’s body language in the first two panels is just so sweet. She’s really concerned!
Just throwing this out there, but I’m pretty sure cats don’t live 1000+ years…
Yea, but while your buring in the lake of fire I doubt your going to get lonely…
That’s “you’re,” and you’re completely serious, aren’t you?
That’s utterly terrifying.
new faithful people will occur after the rapture and during the tribulation
(looks up site)
Aghhhhhhhh! This is why people think all Christians are retarded!
‘Cause Christians don’t look beyond the surface? Seriously. The guy who started this is an atheist. It was originally just a joke until he realized people were actually interested. Now it’s billed as a service to Christians.
(Personally, I’m amazed that people even think Rapture is going to be very soon at all. Between now and eternity, the odds are against it even happening in the next MILLION years. And, yes, I’ve read Revelations)
I’ve always thought that it would happen before we achieve space-colonization, which would probably be a possibility within a million years
AfterTheRapture.com is run by an atheist who is just making money off of Christians? This would make me laugh very hard if it were true. Do you have a news article or something as a source? I want to show this to my friends.
I’m sorry its one of my pet peeves it’s Revelation. The Revelation of St. John the Divine to be specific. It (at least it claims this) was written by one guy based on one dream he had. Revelation.
how is anyone going to be in heaven anyway we sin just by existing
But according to Christians Jesus died for our sins making it so that all sins can be forgiven if proper contrition is given.
Isn’t Robin Catholic… sort of? Catholics don’t believe in the rapture. What’s she worried about?
Robin’s never really cared enough about religion to actually study it. She’s mostly Catholic in the way that Ethan’s Jewish – it’s more about heritage than actual belief.
By engaging in lesbian activity, doesn’t that make Robin ineligable for going to heaven?
So I’ve been told. Which is why I stoped going to church.
I stopped going at least partially because we had a priest who brought up abortion and/or birth control every single week. Oddly enough, he didn’t have much to say on the whole gay issue.
Depends on who you ask. But yeah, if you ask the people who believe that the Rapture is going to come next year, the answer would probably be YES it does.
It’s warmer down there
Neither do Catholics, Robin!
Quite so, but I can believe Robin being confused about it.
Those post-Rapture pet caretakers take themselves seriously – they won’t let someone who’s allergic to cats sign up to look after them. You have to be genuinely capable of providing the appropriate care to any pet you’re signed up to take on after its owners ascend to heaven.
So Robin thinks of her Lesbian as a pet?
no she thinks her Lesbian can take care of a pet, it’s a service to match pets with new caretakers after the rapture.
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