Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (15) ¬

1. 
   Black Bumblebee

   September 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

   You know you’ve been spending too much time obsessing over TF collecting when you can spot not only Fortress Maximus, but also Grand Maximus together on a shelf merely by a vague outline.
2. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 20, 2010 at 5:14 pm | # | Reply

   Ah, Joe, the original David Willis toy nerd character. Behold your progenitor, cast of Shortpacked!

   I never would have thought, back when he was Mr. “What are consequences?” that he’d end up a self-made billionaire. Well, maybe by seducing some rich old lady.

   • 
     Historyman68

     September 25, 2011 at 5:25 am | # | Reply

     The original tall, black-haired, Jewish toy collector, even!

     • 
       Viredae

       March 26, 2013 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

       The Proto-Ethan, if you will.

       • 
         Random Webcomics Junkie

         May 4, 2013 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

         Their biggest difference is that Joe’s sex-obsessed and Ethan has a low sex drive. Well, that and Ethan’s a stand-up comic who’s worked in retail and Joe’s genetically engineered to be a superhuman with an affinity with alien tech, and is a mechanical engineering genius to boot.

         But other than that!
3. 
   samurai ken

   November 3, 2010 at 5:22 pm | # | Reply

   JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

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     minespatch

     April 28, 2011 at 3:49 am | # | Reply

     And Knowing is half the battle.
4. 
   Doctor Who

   January 27, 2011 at 8:38 am | # | Reply

   Surprisingly, the beard really suits him. Always liked Joe, but his character design didn’t stand out very much.
5. 
   NinjaGirl

   April 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply

   the beard makes him look like he was a psyhcotic cast away who eventually made a face on a coconut and called it his best friend

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     Echoloco

     May 9, 2011 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

     Does that mean Ultracar is a coconut?
6. 
   Pickle

   November 18, 2011 at 6:57 pm | # | Reply

   I love how Joe is still wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
7. 
   JumpinBean94

   November 28, 2011 at 9:21 pm | # | Reply

   ……..beard…….
8. 
   sushiofinsanity

   September 30, 2012 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

   Joe with a beard makes him look like a hobo. Added bonus with still having the Hawaiian shirt…

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     Random Webcomics Junkie

     May 4, 2013 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

     That beard is WAYYYYY too tidy to be a hobo-beard.
9. 
   Valdrax

   April 10, 2013 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

   Aww… poor, insecure Ultra Car.