Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (14) ¬

1. 
   Rodrigo

   July 21, 2010 at 8:42 pm | # | Reply

   Didn’t saw that coming

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     Taurin

     September 16, 2010 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

     Well, it had to be something. All the Shortpackers [that sounds rude] have issues. Actually we should have seen it, since the issues are usually revealed in the most awkward, uncomfortable situation possible for the character. As soon as Joe started talking about SEX, SEX, SEX we should have guessed that Jacob’s issues were at one end or the other of the sex issue spectrum, and Robin already had the virgin thing clinched, so…

     • 
       No0ne

       September 28, 2010 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

       To be fair Robin doesn’t exactly fit into the virgin category Joe is referring to here. Joe says “Don’t knock it till you try it” he means the people who think sex should only come after marriage types, like Joyce. Robin is probably the opposite end of that spectrum as she wanted to have sex, but was probably the only female on the planet that couldn’t seem to get any.

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         Thoughtwanderer

         October 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm | # | Reply

         Yeah, even though Robin is a virgin, Joyce was defiantly “the virgin” of SEMME. It’s all in the attitude. I wonder if Joe even knows that Robin is a virgin. She certainly doesn’t seem too keen on letting people know about it.

         • 
           toastygod

           December 16, 2010 at 4:39 am | # | Reply

           Robin is not a virgin anymore. I’m pretty sure Leslie breaking into song is a pretty good indication that they sealed the deal.
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     Diztrakted

     November 25, 2010 at 6:07 pm | # | Reply

     Oh god. If Robin had met Joe even at THIS point, the fact that she’s never had sex with a man but still kinda wants to try would be deadly. They’d have sex right in his office. And then UC would be ultraconfused.

     • 
       Zefu

       November 29, 2010 at 2:13 pm | # | Reply

       Joe’s said before that he wouldn’t Joe her up.

       • 
         Ragnal

         December 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm | # | Reply

         Two years from when this comment was made, yer gonna laaaaaaaugh…
     • 
       dcmeserve

       March 9, 2013 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

       Not as confused as if they had sex *in* UltraCar…
2. 
   Wackd

   December 15, 2010 at 7:25 pm | # | Reply

   …Rachel left him, didn’t she.

   Yeeeeeeeeah.

   • 
     tiggerpete

     May 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

     you never know, Rachel could be just as much a nympho as Joe
3. 
   Kelsey

   March 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

   Mr. Rosenthal, you asshole.
4. 
   SonicBlueRanger

   August 15, 2011 at 9:46 pm | # | Reply

   Oh Joe same as always.
5. 
   Higurashi

   August 20, 2011 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

   Finally something to balance out all these almost-asexual/virgin/tough-time-getting-any people.