Comments on: Vandalized, incomplete blender for sale

By: Shortpacked! by David Willis - Book 4 is in my hands! Soon, in yours.

Shortpacked! by David Willis - Book 4 is in my hands! Soon, in yours. — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:42:20 +0000

[...] have not yet checked any of the boxes for parts of blenders. Hell, they could all be blenders. └ Tags: books, [...]

By: HijiNKS ENSUE – A Geek Webcomic – 5 Days A Week - » Shortpacked Guest Comic: Robots N’ Dees Guys

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 23:56:44 +0000

[...] you read it (and you MUST read it) you will need to familiarize yourself with the all too true story of how the US Post Office stole a box of David’s books and replaced them with the bottom half [...]

By: McNally

McNally — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:03:36 +0000

Are you kidding? UPS and FedEx absolutely blow and USPS is only slightly worse. I’ve had packages that require signature left at my door, my signature forged. I’ve known people who’ve had packages left out in the MIDDLE OF THEIR LAWN in pouring rain with a single sheet of newspaper gently placed over it. Former employees have regaled me with tales of distribution center employees basically playing soccer with peoples’ packages. Something marked fragile just gets kicked harder.

Bottom line is that a delivery service is only as good as the people making the deliveries. Let’s face it, the best and brightest do not go out and get jobs driving FedEx trucks.

By: wnderjif

wnderjif — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:38:42 +0000

EDIT: Oh, hey, if you want to finish the blender, you can apparently purchase its missing parts here: http://www.cuisinart.com/products/blenders/spb-600.html#parts

^lolz

half an $80 dollar blender for a little over $100 with some awesome artwork on it, not a bad deal.

By: Fyre

Fyre — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 05:54:11 +0000

YES

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 04:21:53 +0000

Mike could go under the Cuisinart logo.
Sal could go between Roz and Jacob
Reagan can go behind faz.
cheese can go beside ultra car.

By: gwalla

gwalla — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 01:28:43 +0000

The problem with privatizing the postal service is that you can’t actually make a profit delivering small pieces of mail. The money is in delivering large packages, so the pressure would be on to eliminate regular mail service.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 12:53:44 +0000

No, the real saying is this…

“When life gives you lemons, you make Lemon Drops.”

Lemon Drop

In a shaker, combine ½ ounce of Absolut Citron, ½ ounce of sweet and sour and crushed ice and strain in a glass. On a slice of lemon, sprinkle ½ a teaspoon of sugar. Drink the Lemon Drop shot and then quickly suck on the sugared lemon.

By: Undrave

Undrave — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 05:06:30 +0000

Its beyond my price range too now… If I ever go to a con Willis attend I’ll bring my toaster and get him to draw on it XD

By: David Willis

David Willis — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:57:16 +0000

I’ve actually had way more problems with UPS. I use them way less frequently and bad stuff happens more often, while I use USPS like thirty times a week and this is the first weird-ass thing to ever occur.