His name is Pan-Handler. And now you know why I bought him.
PH (robot-y voice): Spare change?
PASSERBY #1: Here you go.
(Tosses PH a quarter.)
PH: God bless you.
(An older couple walks by.)
PH: Spare change? Just trying to get some oil.
(OLDER MAN reaches into his pocket. His wife interrupts him.)
WOMAN: Don’t give him anything, Henry, he’ll just use it to buy ethanol.
PH: God bless you anyway.
(The older couple walk on.)
That should be “May the Cheese bless you”
And you would think finding a job for minicons would be easy in this economy. Considering all the ports on power core combiners.
Wow… while hilarious at first, after reading the wiki entry – paying special attention to which stores got this toy – I have to wonder whether someone at Hasbro is, like, an Objectivist or something. (Or is the wiki page a joke? I would feel slightly better about the world if it turns out the wiki page is a joke.)
Everything on the page is based on stuff from his Tech Spec numbers. The toy has no bio.
I have the Rockblade version I got a couple Connecticons ago. I wanted the Triceratops or big Cat. Those are the 2 from like the 6-7 packs I bought I didn’t get.
At least your version of a lame toy has a funny name. Maybe he is related to the “Bum Reviews” guy?
A Decepticon-allied Minicon, named Pan-Handler. I think it’s clear who he is destined to battle eternally.
I don’t get it.
(spoilers: I get it)
Just for fun I say “Get a job”.
That’s just the way it is,
some things will never change.
I think I’ve come to depend on these blog entires for updates on insane Transformers that I must own.
He should come with a little hand-lettered sign, ‘DISABLED VETERAN, THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS’.
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