Hey, you guys know Ryan North and David Malki, right? If you don’t, you are dumb and I hate you. BUT YOU CAN FIX THIS VERY EASILY SO NO BAD FEELINGS OKAY??
Anyway, North and Malki, henceforth known as Nolki, are two of the greatest people in the entire world. Would you like an example? Nolki is publishing an anthology of stories about people who know how they’re going to die. It started as a non sequitur punchline in a webcomic and it became reality through sheer force of will. There’s 30 stories and they’re illustrated by venerable webcomics people!
What I’m saying is, you need to buy Machine of Death on Amazon. Today. Because I told you to.
Unless you’re one of those contrary folks who will very strongly not buy it because someone told you to buy it, then I just told you not to buy it.




As of 9:41 a.m. central, “Machine” is at #5, beating out Mark Twain! YEAH! TAKE THAT, OLD LITERATURE! Now let’s see if it can top Keith Richards…
As of 1:24pm Pacific Standard Time, Death Machine is now at #1. Take that Keith Richards and Glenn Beck!
Or Machine of Death, whichever you prefer.
What if we’re one of those people who won’t buy it due to lack of money?
WE MADE IT
WE MADE IT
WE MADE IT
WE MADE IT
Thanks! I probably wouldn’t have known about this without your recommendation. I don’t know if or when I might get around to it, but would like to read it at some point.
I clicked on Amazon, but Willis, tell them to release it over Kindle =O
TOTALLY would have bought it 20 min ago if it were available.
Send Malki! a copy of your Amazon receipt and he’ll send you a Kindle version when it becomes available. I think he’s firing off PDF copies too.
Man it’s too bad this blog entree didn’t have a toy on it or else I would have bought this when you asked me to.
Oh well I bought it today, at least.