The official G.I.Joe Convention is this weekend in Providence, Rhode Island. Check out their awesome at-show exclusives. CHECK OUT THAT FRIGGIN’ AWESOME RED SHADOWS CAR. Is that an Indiana Jones mold? Maybe? That’s genius. It’s genius and it’s beautiful and I wish I thought I could get away with buying one without needing any Red Shadows. And I really don’t need any Red Shadows.



I’m amused by the label on the 12″ figure– “with LIFE LIKE HAIR”. Omitting the hyphen makes a world of difference. How, exactly, does its life resemble hair?
Splits at the ends when the keratin loses structual integrity. Little bits of it come off.
The packaging contains dozens of hairlike spores.
Yeah that’s the Indiana Jones “Troop Car” mold. Also the “Red Shadows Secret Base is the imperial shield generator building from the POTF Endor Attack set. Creative but if they start making GI Joe Carbon Freezing Chambers I’m out.