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	<title>Comments on: If only he were a bad toy so I could call him &#8220;Thurston Howell the Turd.&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Shortpacked! by David Willis - Street anger!</title>
		<link>http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/blog/if-only-he-were-a-bad-toy-so-i-could-call-him-thurston-howell-the-turd/#comment-62617</link>
		<dc:creator>Shortpacked! by David Willis - Street anger!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 23:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] next BotCon 2012 toy reveal was Shattered Glass Tracks, an evil Autobot.  He&#8217;s last year&#8217;s Reveal the Shield Turbo Tracks toy in red, black, and blue, so you can also use him as Road Rage if you don&#8217;t care for that [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] next BotCon 2012 toy reveal was Shattered Glass Tracks, an evil Autobot.  He&#8217;s last year&#8217;s Reveal the Shield Turbo Tracks toy in red, black, and blue, so you can also use him as Road Rage if you don&#8217;t care for that [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Blank Label Comics</title>
		<link>http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/blog/if-only-he-were-a-bad-toy-so-i-could-call-him-thurston-howell-the-turd/#comment-27614</link>
		<dc:creator>Blank Label Comics</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 19:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] talked a lot about this Wheeljack toy back when I reviewed Tracks, his mold buddy.  He&#8217;s a pretty extensive retool!  And he  has even more surprises.  We [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] talked a lot about this Wheeljack toy back when I reviewed Tracks, his mold buddy.  He&#8217;s a pretty extensive retool!  And he  has even more surprises.  We [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Shortpacked! - Generations Wheeljack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shortpacked! - Generations Wheeljack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] talked a lot about this Wheeljack back when I reviewed Tracks, his mold buddy.  He&#8217;s a pretty extensive retool!  And he  has even more surprises.  We [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] talked a lot about this Wheeljack back when I reviewed Tracks, his mold buddy.  He&#8217;s a pretty extensive retool!  And he  has even more surprises.  We [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Kamino Neko</title>
		<link>http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/blog/if-only-he-were-a-bad-toy-so-i-could-call-him-thurston-howell-the-turd/#comment-18726</link>
		<dc:creator>Kamino Neko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 02:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, &#039;there was absolutely no communication between the two companies&#039;, then?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, &#8216;there was absolutely no communication between the two companies&#8217;, then?</p>
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		<title>By: Astro-L</title>
		<link>http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/blog/if-only-he-were-a-bad-toy-so-i-could-call-him-thurston-howell-the-turd/#comment-18718</link>
		<dc:creator>Astro-L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for the photos.  I think that that arrangement is... marginally better, but with its share of tradeoffs.  Still definitely a step down from the original, to my tastes.

Man, I love me some Internets.  On the one hand, I do miss the surprise factor we used to have in the olden days, but on the other, seeing a toy inside and out before I get it is a great way to make sure I&#039;m only buying what I really want.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the photos.  I think that that arrangement is&#8230; marginally better, but with its share of tradeoffs.  Still definitely a step down from the original, to my tastes.</p>
<p>Man, I love me some Internets.  On the one hand, I do miss the surprise factor we used to have in the olden days, but on the other, seeing a toy inside and out before I get it is a great way to make sure I&#8217;m only buying what I really want.</p>
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		<title>By: Hoop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hoop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 23:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why giant kneepads?  Fuck it, if they budgeted for it, why not giant kneepads?  

(Seriously, I&#039;d say it&#039;s so Tracks looks as dramatically different from Wheeljack as possible, despite them having the exact same torsos and arms.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why giant kneepads?  Fuck it, if they budgeted for it, why not giant kneepads?  </p>
<p>(Seriously, I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s so Tracks looks as dramatically different from Wheeljack as possible, despite them having the exact same torsos and arms.)</p>
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		<title>By: David Willis</title>
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		<dc:creator>David Willis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 22:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s petty because it takes the discussion two steps back.  Before we could argue our opinion on the aesthetic of the wings to our hearts&#039; content, but now not even that shared staging ground for argument remains.  Suddenly we&#039;re arguing the terms of what we&#039;re arguing about... and, yes, because of a hyperbolic statement.  It&#039;s super-annoying, and it doesn&#039;t actually further anything along.  

Here&#039;s a picture with Tracks&#039;s arms hanging out the side, filling in the gaps along his vehicle mode: http://www.shortpacked.com/?attachment_id=4260

It&#039;s totally made-up by me, and it achieves much of the same silhouette of the original Tracks toy, but I prefer the bare wings.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s petty because it takes the discussion two steps back.  Before we could argue our opinion on the aesthetic of the wings to our hearts&#8217; content, but now not even that shared staging ground for argument remains.  Suddenly we&#8217;re arguing the terms of what we&#8217;re arguing about&#8230; and, yes, because of a hyperbolic statement.  It&#8217;s super-annoying, and it doesn&#8217;t actually further anything along.  </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a picture with Tracks&#8217;s arms hanging out the side, filling in the gaps along his vehicle mode: <a href="http://www.shortpacked.com/?attachment_id=4260" rel="nofollow">http://www.shortpacked.com/?attachment_id=4260</a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s totally made-up by me, and it achieves much of the same silhouette of the original Tracks toy, but I prefer the bare wings.</p>
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		<title>By: Astro-L</title>
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		<dc:creator>Astro-L</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he was being hyperbolic, not petty.  Sure, they&#039;re &quot;wings&quot; inasmuch as they&#039;re flat-ish things extending to the sides, but the quantity of surface area comes at a huge price of aesthetic quality, especially compared to the original.  Maybe it &lt;i&gt;would&lt;/i&gt; look a little better if the arms were out like engines, but I haven&#039;t seen any pics of that - in fact, I didn&#039;t even know it was possible.

As for the Alternator, I never meant to suggest that it was better than the RtS version on all counts.  I said it had comparable poseability and Dery-accuracy.  The lack of a flight mode is already a knock against it, and I agree it has an overcomplexity problem.  I suppose if I didn&#039;t own any Trackses, and I was looking for a single toy now, the RtS version at least &lt;i&gt;tries&lt;/i&gt; to hit all the marks - and for the cheapest price, to boot.  But as it is, if I want a cartoony Tracks robot on my shelf, I can get out the Alternator, and if I want a nice-looking jet-car, I can use the original.  Not ideal, of course - the ideal would be both in the same toy - but the RtS mold is also far enough from the ideal that I&#039;m content giving it a pass in favor of its Wheeljack variation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he was being hyperbolic, not petty.  Sure, they&#8217;re &#8220;wings&#8221; inasmuch as they&#8217;re flat-ish things extending to the sides, but the quantity of surface area comes at a huge price of aesthetic quality, especially compared to the original.  Maybe it <i>would</i> look a little better if the arms were out like engines, but I haven&#8217;t seen any pics of that &#8211; in fact, I didn&#8217;t even know it was possible.</p>
<p>As for the Alternator, I never meant to suggest that it was better than the RtS version on all counts.  I said it had comparable poseability and Dery-accuracy.  The lack of a flight mode is already a knock against it, and I agree it has an overcomplexity problem.  I suppose if I didn&#8217;t own any Trackses, and I was looking for a single toy now, the RtS version at least <i>tries</i> to hit all the marks &#8211; and for the cheapest price, to boot.  But as it is, if I want a cartoony Tracks robot on my shelf, I can get out the Alternator, and if I want a nice-looking jet-car, I can use the original.  Not ideal, of course &#8211; the ideal would be both in the same toy &#8211; but the RtS mold is also far enough from the ideal that I&#8217;m content giving it a pass in favor of its Wheeljack variation.</p>
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		<title>By: gwalla</title>
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		<dc:creator>gwalla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 17:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;I’ve had a predisposition to flying toy cars around in the air since I was a child.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Do I detect a closeted M.A.S.K. fan? :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I’ve had a predisposition to flying toy cars around in the air since I was a child.</p></blockquote>
<p>Do I detect a closeted M.A.S.K. fan? <img src='http://www.shortpacked.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: David Willis</title>
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		<dc:creator>David Willis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 14:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, just the &quot;they already named a major character &#039;Wheeljack&#039; in that continuity&quot; thing.  But, uh, thanks, I think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, just the &#8220;they already named a major character &#8216;Wheeljack&#8217; in that continuity&#8221; thing.  But, uh, thanks, I think.</p>
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