I got word from Patch Together that there are fewer than 12 Mike statues remaining before he’s all gone! So if you need one, time is of the essence! Find him available for purchase here.
And, yeah, I’m aware that DoA isn’t working right now. We’re trying to fix it.



Even ponies can’t thaw Mike’s frozen exterior. Unless you count Harvey Wallbanger. Who is a buffalo, not a pony. So my first comment stands.
If I had the money I would totally buy him. Alas, I am broke T_T
DoA is…DOA?
I’m in love with the super hero looking My Little Pony.
Looking closer, I’ll just amend my previous comment to say “ponies”
Mike should have a swapable drunkmike head
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Mike look happier!
effffffffffuuuuuu by the time i can afford him he will most likely be gone ;_;