Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (32) ¬

1. 
   The Pletch

   September 5, 2010 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

   THE EYES.
2. 
   TahlenThorne

   October 12, 2010 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

   I know those eyes: Amber’s being threatened by Simon Bar-Sinister, the archenemy of Underdog!
   Oh, Cheese, why the hell do I know that!? Those are neural pathways I’m never getting back…

   • 
     SamClemensRIGL

     December 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm | # | Reply

     My poor neural pathways… ;A;
   • 
     Minagiv

     November 18, 2011 at 9:23 am | # | Reply

     I’m… Ok with knowing this. I’ll add it to the intense amount of random facts I know. One day, I’m going to kick ASS at Jeopardy!
3. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 13, 2010 at 11:45 pm | # | Reply

   I like how this guy seems to have the power to just appear in Amber’s bathroom out of thin air.

   • 
     Tirien

     April 24, 2011 at 2:41 am | # | Reply

     I want that power… But Mike would kick me in the nardsack.

     • 
       CanvasWolfDoll

       August 27, 2012 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

       the question is: which is higher, the cost or benefits?

       i must go, now, and meditate upon this query. then, shortly, i will find true enlightenment.
4. 
   Yoto32

   November 1, 2010 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

   WHAT

   JUST

   HAPPENED?
5. 
   Diztrakted

   November 25, 2010 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

   This is truly the best example of Insane Troll Logic ever conceived. Willis probably hit himself in the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick to be able to write something so patently deranged.

   • 
     Sy

     December 29, 2010 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

     Or drank a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
     They have the same effect.
   • 
     BD

     January 22, 2011 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

     Really? I heard that this was verbatim…
   • 
     Doctor Who

     January 26, 2011 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

     Last I checked, this was actually the page image for Insane Troll Logic over at TvTropes.

     • 
       Ana

       January 27, 2011 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

       When I reached this page, I had that great moment of realisation where I uttered “Oooh, I recognize this! This is the image for Insane Troll Logic!”

       • 
         I.care.0

         February 6, 2011 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

         Same for me.

         Actually, this was the first SP comic that I read. =P
     • 
       Yoto32

       October 18, 2011 at 8:23 pm | # | Reply

       That image is the reason I started reading these comics.
   • 
     beeftony

     May 22, 2011 at 11:03 pm | # | Reply

     Actually he made this after a troll said basically the same things on his Livejournal using an Avatar that looked very similar to this guy’s face.

     The old forum is gone now, but I remember liking the theory that the reason Mike isn’t kicking this guy’s ass right now is because he’s the one who drove him to the house and pointed him to the bathroom.

     • 
       Justin

       February 11, 2012 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

       Why would Mike let that stop him?

       • 
         John

         March 19, 2013 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

         He’s not going to let it stop him. That’s just why he’s not doing it right now. He’s waiting until after the guy’s made Amber’s life suck before he kicks his ass. Maximizes pain and suffering all around that way.
     • 
       Lis

       May 20, 2013 at 4:40 pm | # | Reply

       yes this was said by a troll on the forums based on a offhand comment in one of Willis’ blog post about health care reform. The first part about having idea’s shoved down his throat is almost verbatim and hypocrisy was mentioned on the basis of Willis getting revenue from websites (at the time I thought he might be referring to bringing traffic to the site or using the site to make money or something along those lines I was likely trying to put some logic where none existed) the logic at the end was not part of the argument as I believe the guy stopped responding after the hypocrisy note. It is still the best part of the comic I laugh so hard every time at “Five Celery Sticks. FIVE. quid pro quo” and when I first read it was laughing for several days remembering that line.
6. 
   Hellajet

   February 18, 2011 at 11:29 pm | # | Reply

   Am I the only one who thought that was Alan Moore at first? And is it wrong that I still like to think it is?

   • 
     minespatch

     April 26, 2011 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply

     No, you’re not the only one who thought it was time traveling Rasputin.
   • 
     aimlessfreak

     January 17, 2013 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

     Nah Moores’s beard is far more awesome. In fact I belive his beard is his sorce of power kinda like Sampson.
7. 
   RedHulkster

   March 2, 2011 at 11:04 pm | # | Reply

   For a moment, I thought it was a legitamite monster (demonic eyes and fangs). o_o;
8. 
   MissingNo.

   March 16, 2011 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

   FIVE CELERY STICKS.

   Best Insane Troll Logic EVER.
9. 
   Quantum Polagnus

   June 2, 2011 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

   This!
10. 
    AwesomesawceMckyoo

    November 9, 2011 at 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    Is Autumn a fanfiction? I thought it was an original story

    • 
      Weylen

      March 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm | # | Reply

      More insane troll logic!
11. 
    Karin

    July 8, 2012 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    I’m confused. D: Does he have fangs or is his beard just cut that way. DX( *picks up cross* evil troll spirit BEGONE!

    • 
      KingStarscream

      July 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

      Just how is beard is cut. Although, what the heck is up with his eyes?

      • 
        Lukkai

        October 29, 2012 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

        Them’s glasses, not eyes.

        What’s up with those glasses though?
12. 
    Portmaneau

    December 2, 2012 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

    Darn you camel!
13. 
    Colin

    March 2, 2013 at 11:11 pm | # | Reply

    you must bring troll logic man back O.o