Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (8) ¬

1. 
   Noble Bear

   May 10, 2010 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

   Heh.

   This franchise also marks THE most shameful waste of John Turturro, a title I had previously conferred on Secret Window.
2. 
   Taigan

   May 31, 2010 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

   I *was* going to say that would have made a better movie, but that would just be an abuse of hyperbole. (Although I honestly don’t think it would be That much worse)
3. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm | # | Reply

   John Turturro is a stoic man.
4. 
   Listo

   March 11, 2011 at 5:57 pm | # | Reply

   Better then seeing John Turturro in his underwear or him staring at two giant construction balls.

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     thomas0comer

     November 21, 2011 at 10:05 pm | # | Reply

     I am deeply disturbed my the nuances and implications of your calling them ‘construction balls’ and not ‘wrecking balls.’
5. 
   Wackd

   April 9, 2011 at 3:25 pm | # | Reply

   Yeah! I mean, that’s almost as crazy as a one-shot Star Trek villain getting an entire movie about him!

   Hey, wait…
6. 
   Doctor Who

   April 21, 2011 at 11:09 am | # | Reply

   And yet…so much better than what we actually got.
7. 
   Ian

   August 15, 2011 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply

   And then DOTM comes along and he totally kicks ass.