Comments on: Gabriel

By: dcmeserve

dcmeserve — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 04:31:45 +0000

Well, Liam Neeson taught Obi-Wan Kenobi how to come back after death. So there.

By: someguywithakatana

someguywithakatana — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:20:08 +0000

That’s a bit young. More like 14-16.

By: rycliffe

rycliffe — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:44:47 +0000

I know it’s hard to believe, but I’m with JW on this one.

(With 2000 years to think of a joke, you’d think I’d have come up with something better.)

By: JW

JW — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 05:14:44 +0000

And yet, pretty sure Rory Williams is made of more badass nowadays, with the bonus being that he’s way more adorable when not in Badass Mode.

Being fictional probably helps, but then again, the vision we have of Mr. Norris is fictional (the real Chuck Norris is an aging, and terrible, C-list actor who supported Mike Huckabee in the ’08 primaries and who had the gall to copyright/trademark the “Chuck Norris Jokes” that he didn’t even come up with. That’s right; he trademarked an internet meme. For profit. One he didn’t even come up with.)

So, actually, fair comparison.

Also: despite being at least as badass, Rory williams isn’t an ass. The “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries” joke would imply he really is that big of an ass even in meme form.

So either way, Chuck: +0, Rory: +1.

By: Kaj

Kaj — Tue, 29 May 2012 18:11:56 +0000

Nah, he lost on purpose. The constant Internet arguments provide extra energy for his Chuck powers.

By: omegaultima

omegaultima — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:52:46 +0000

And yet he was still never as good as Bruce Lee.

By: Clevername

Clevername — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:49:08 +0000

“Then Jesus said to the fig tree ‘why do you give me no fruit? You shall be cursed and never bear fruit again.’”
My pastor also told me that Mary was like, 12 when she was pregnant, so there’s that.

By: thomas0comer

thomas0comer — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 02:37:50 +0000

I think “continuing the subscription to the universe’ offsets any lack of child support.

By: Twigs

Twigs — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:06:45 +0000

Religion is a comedy goldmine. It would be stupid for a cartoonist to ignore that.

By: Rayri

Rayri — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:23:31 +0000

Your church camp was very different than mine…

in mine we ate frosting and drank mountain dew and threw Risk figurines at each other and I prevented anyone from eating poison mushrooms (they wanted to get high).