The purpose of a resumé is to convince the potential employer that you are awesome. If your “Past Sexual Conquests” are awesome, people need to know about them!
1) Madame de Pompadour
2) Queen Elizabeth the First
3) Marilyn Monroe
4) Romana (both of her)
And so on.
I also approve of your list though I’m pretty sure you only snogged madame de Pompadour then again I’m not the doctor so I guess I don’t actually know.
Not sure if that last fellow is supposed to be “AIG” or “AIDS”. Mr. Willis?
I honestly don’t remember.
Is Mike allowed to put SEMME on his résumé?
Since Robin put “Classified” as her previous work experience when she applied for Shortpacked! in the first place, LINK I’d say no.
Wait, “Past Sexual Conquests” is a section?
Obviously.
The purpose of a resumé is to convince the potential employer that you are awesome. If your “Past Sexual Conquests” are awesome, people need to know about them!
1) Madame de Pompadour
2) Queen Elizabeth the First
3) Marilyn Monroe
4) Romana (both of her)
And so on.
Wait… would River Song be past or future?
(I approve of your list)
I put her under “Spoilers”.
I also approve of your list though I’m pretty sure you only snogged madame de Pompadour then again I’m not the doctor so I guess I don’t actually know.
“Yeah, but I’ve slept with a lot of moms…” Bet he could give Skwisgarr (Metalocalypse) a run for his money.
Same-sex Marriage is a explanation for the decline in editorial cartoonists?
It could be that some people depend on making fun of any same-sex relationships … best guess.