Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (20) ¬

1. 
   Malph

   June 8, 2010 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

   Yay! First post on the strip on my 18th birthday!

   Get an exclusive Transformer if you prove the existance of Bigfoot!

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     Dylan

     April 16, 2011 at 1:27 pm | # | Reply

     Think more difficult.

     Get an exclusive Transformers toy by proving the existence of Big Foot, then ride it to work!
2. 
   skykid

   June 28, 2010 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

   happy b-day and for bigfoot look at chewbacca
3. 
   Thrudd

   October 28, 2010 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

   Shhh …. Bigfoot is a chewbacca transformer.

   mmmm Pixy StiX … just don’t inhale.

   • 
     Fauxlosopher

     December 4, 2010 at 5:56 am | # | Reply

     They’re not for her. They’re for Robin. Leslie will be wearing them like clothing but they’re for Robin.

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       Despite Rage

       May 24, 2011 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

       You and I have a different view on who’s getting the better of that deal.
4. 
   Name is Lie

   December 29, 2010 at 3:32 am | # | Reply

   I’m really tempted to make a Steven Erwin joke…Crickey….

   • 
     Lesharo

     February 6, 2011 at 9:38 pm | # | Reply

     Take a stingray stinger to the heart….get an exclusive Transformer!
   • 
     WhiteEyedCat

     November 10, 2012 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

     Steve Irwin.
5. 
   MacAulays

   May 13, 2011 at 10:51 pm | # | Reply

   Get an exclusive transformer if you convince Michael Bay to do a movie without explosions!
6. 
   Maycroft

   May 23, 2011 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

   Get an exclusive transformer if you can lick your elbow!
7. 
   Quantum Polagnus

   May 25, 2011 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

   Here’s Mine:
   Get an exclusive Transformers toy if you can build a time-machine to go back in time and kill your mother before you were conceived, all in an elaborate ruse to prevent yourself from making a time-machine!

   Here’s my g/f’s:
   Get a hundred exclusive Transformers toys if you can convince the Westboro Baptist Church that God does NOT, in fact, hate gays.

   • 
     thomas0comer

     August 7, 2012 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

     I argued this to somebody once.
     A. God trashed Sodom and Gomorrah, proving his ability to kill large groups of people with ease.
     B. There are marches for homosexuality and such (in a positive sense).
     C. God hasn’t killed them yet.
     D. Either God giveth no shit, or he’s waiting for a larger gathering of them to kill as many at once as possible.
     E. Many gay people are fearful of the hate they receive, causing them to hide their sexuality, not support the marches and such, and so on.
     So if people stop hating homosexuals quite so much, then we can wait and see just what the fuck God really thinks.
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     dcmeserve

     March 5, 2013 at 7:09 pm | # | Reply

     Easy: they’ve just made a typographical error. There are several instances in bible stories where God smites a fig tree. So God hates figs, not …

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       dcmeserve

       March 5, 2013 at 7:11 pm | # | Reply

       Correcting the HTML: figs
8. 
   iATEyourMOM

   July 26, 2011 at 10:42 pm | # | Reply

   For some odd reason, I simply ADORE Amber’s hands in the last panel. They look so silly and crazy-awesome.
9. 
   Historyman68

   September 24, 2011 at 7:03 am | # | Reply

   It’s nice to see them both getting into it, rather than just Ethan, with Amber looking on sarcastically.
10. 
    Regalli

    May 26, 2012 at 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    Anyone else want to bet Mike would do all of this JUST to get the exclusive Transformer and break it in front of Ethan, Joe and Ken?

    • 
      Tegan

      August 11, 2012 at 11:09 am | # | Reply

      VERY likely.
11. 
    Tegan

    August 11, 2012 at 11:08 am | # | Reply

    I’m not very political, so it’s slightly unnerving that every time I read this one, my takeaway is not Leslie+Pixie Stix or the sillieness about the exclusive transformers, but that I end up getting depressed because the Congo seriously needs a new government system and human rights addressing.