Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (20) ¬

1. 
   SatansBestBuddy

   May 29, 2010 at 10:08 am | # | Reply

   Oh, come on, we all know they made sure whoever did the penis job was either a girl or gay.

   You have to enjoy your work, after all

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     Gordon

     September 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm | # | Reply

     I don’t think anyone would enjoy staring at a penis every day, gay, straight, male or female.

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       piro2247

       September 17, 2010 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply

       speaking as a cgi artist, you really dont get to choose what you work on ( particularly as an intern XP
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       Tetsukalian

       October 8, 2010 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

       hey, speak for yourself.
     • 
       Fyre

       December 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm | # | Reply

       Shows how much you know! ;P
     • 
       Icalasari

       December 29, 2011 at 1:40 pm | # | Reply

       You’d have to look up references though

       :3~~~~
     • 
       thomas0comer

       August 7, 2012 at 11:19 pm | # | Reply

       I would absolutely love being able to say, when asked what I do:
       “Y’know Watchmen? Y’know Mr. Manhattan? I made his penis.”
     • 
       Tegan

       August 11, 2012 at 11:43 am | # | Reply

       Faz. Faz would enjoy it.
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     VersasoVantare

     August 30, 2011 at 6:28 am | # | Reply

     Maybe they should’ve found a hyper-intelligent twelve-year old boy? After all, there’s few things lads that age seem to enjoy more than drawing penises, while the super-intelligence would allow them to do the CGI.
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     Black Ice

     December 29, 2011 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

     Not all girls like penis. ._.
2. 
   Rachel

   September 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply

   I’ve met Michael Moore. He’s…interesting, to say the least.

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     Thrudd

     October 28, 2010 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply

     Well it could have been worse …. say David Carradin ….
3. 
   Skald

   November 7, 2010 at 3:25 am | # | Reply

   Dicks. Everywhere.
4. 
   wnderjif

   November 11, 2010 at 1:48 am | # | Reply

   at one point theres liek 2 of them pleasuring his woman. yeahhhh./
5. 
   The Sound Defense

   January 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm | # | Reply

   Frankly, I’d rather add CGI effects to a penis than have to do rotoscoping. Would you rather build a CGI phallus, or draw an outline for every single last strand of hair on an actor’s head, for every single frame of a green screen shot?
6. 
   Locke

   April 27, 2011 at 6:58 am | # | Reply

   Oh wow, I know this story! Straight from the woman who works at the studio responsible!

   This is actually worse than imagined–they had to model the thing on a real man, so it required hours upon hours of scrutiny by the man who got stuck with the assignment. And occasional handling, and…you get the picture. Not fun, and while he took it like a trooper, I’m not sure anyone could say the artist enjoyed himself.

   Later, in Enchanted, there was a scene of Amy Adams stepping out of a shower (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3l3QxSpfxY). Two birds carrying a cloth quickly cover her bazoombas, an event that, of course, had to be CGI’d in. He was granted the pleasure of ogling said bazoombas for extended periods of time to get the CGI juuuust right as a thank-you for tackling Dr. Manhattan’s exposed schlong.

   Heh. CGI politics.
7. 
   Icalasari

   August 5, 2011 at 2:47 am | # | Reply

   …Mmm… That would be a nice job, the one in the fourth panel…
8. 
   Kaelem Gaen

   March 25, 2012 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

   Huh and here I figured they’d just have the guy who voiced and was semi-Dr. Manhattan pose for the penis shots. Oh wait Body was model after some fitness guy so I wonder if that means that’s Greg Plitt’s penis we’re seeing cgied … hmm.
9. 
   Chris

   April 17, 2012 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

   I’d replace panel 2 with entire cast and crew of the SEQUEL to Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
10. 
    Bogie

    April 21, 2013 at 6:37 am | # | Reply

    I fed Michael Moore… He came though my drive though at Wendy’s when i worked there.