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Batmanrip

by David Willis on January 27, 2009 at 12:00 am
  • 06 - Batwake

└ Tags: batman, ethan, infinite crisis, roadblock, robin desanto

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  1. DP0900
    DP0900
    April 27, 2010 at 12:49 pm | # | Reply

    I did the exact same ;.;

  2. Noble Bear
    Noble Bear
    May 8, 2010 at 4:38 am | # | Reply

    90% of character death is bullshit.

    • Dylan
      Dylan
      April 16, 2011 at 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      Ethan could probably be killed off, and come back a week later. It turns out what was killed was actually a cardboard cutout of himself, because he desperately needed to drive across the country for some new and fantastic toy that will only be in 1 specific store for 1 day.

      Or he was traveling through time.

      • Bakke
        Bakke
        May 21, 2011 at 12:56 pm | # | Reply

        Deus Ex; Always there.

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        August 7, 2012 at 8:14 pm | # | Reply

        Actually a Doombot.

    • Hoboturtle
      Hoboturtle
      April 17, 2013 at 11:46 pm | # | Reply

      Speaking of which, haven’t seen Mike in a while.

  3. Ninja Squirrel
    Ninja Squirrel
    June 23, 2010 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    But… he’s not dead, he’s time-traveling. Time-traveling makes everything better! (and seriously, Batman fighting saber-tooth tigers!)

  4. Wackd
    Wackd
    September 20, 2010 at 11:50 pm | # | Reply

    Aw…

    It’ll be okay.

    On a vaguely related note, imagine how much it must suck for a character to be killed in the line of duty in a tragically self-risking way, and then find out that even though most characters in this series come back this one’s not going to. She–I mean, he, it, whatever–will stay dead while a sadistic bastard gets a resurrection flying in the face of all logic.

    Sound familiar, Willis?

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      September 20, 2010 at 11:52 pm | # | Reply

      Wow. That came off less as a snarky remark and more as downright spiteful. It was uncalled for and mean-spirited, even if that wasn’t my intention. I’m sorry.

      • Ragnal
        Ragnal
        October 13, 2010 at 11:11 pm | # | Reply

        Speaking of which, we never DID find out how Mike came back to life, did we?

        I mean…are we ever? Wouldn’t an explanation be nice? Hello? Willis?

        • Sephiroth144
          Sephiroth144
          June 5, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

          I’m presuming they were res’d via the same device Walky was- and frankly, a capable fighter and/or breeding specimen, (especially if you’re trying to prepare for the inevitable Martian invasion, pt 2), is a more valuable commodity instead of “lab tech”; takes several months, he’s (significantly) higher in the cue.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            May 26, 2012 at 12:54 pm | # | Reply

            Nah, Joe said they couldn’t find anything from most of the dead, including Mike specifically, because the martians were good at completely destroying them. They can bring back Mandi, Grace or Guns, they can bring back Professor Doc, they could even probably bring back Beef, Tony, or Squad 37 if they wanted to, but Dina got blown up pretty badly and she’s WAY too smart to stay working at Shortpacked! if Galasso ever tried to resurrect her. Maybe McAwesome’s can use their unexplained resurrection technology.

            • thomas0comer
              thomas0comer
              August 7, 2012 at 8:17 pm | # | Reply

              But with Walky, they just used a specific bodily fluid. In fact they mention that any viable DNA sample will work. It is very possible that SEMME had DNA samples from their employees (agents? troops? whatevs) in a vault somewhere. Or that somebody had a sample from Mike specifically. Possibly from somebody’s mom.

      • Fyre
        Fyre
        December 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm | # | Reply

        It sounded snarky (not spiteful) to me, but maybe I’m just in a good mood.

  5. Rigugonkai
    Rigugonkai
    October 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    try anime deaths there more brutal and fun.

    • Skald
      Skald
      November 7, 2010 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

      ^This explains a lot.

      • Random Webcomics Junkie
        Random Webcomics Junkie
        November 21, 2010 at 1:15 am | # | Reply

        …Yes, yes it does.

        Possibly more than strictly needed to be explained…

  6. Fauxlosopher
    Fauxlosopher
    December 4, 2010 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

    This makes me eat frowns, as Batman used a gun. That’s what made him give up being Batman in Batman Beyond. That was one of his core tenants.

    • 1SpacyHammond
      1SpacyHammond
      December 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm | # | Reply

      While we’re being snarky, that’s tenets, not tenants. Tenents would be the people whose rent $$ funds Bruce Wayne’s little hobbies. Also important, of course, but they don’t get as much factime.

    • SamClemensRIGL
      SamClemensRIGL
      December 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm | # | Reply

      It wasn’t one of his core tenets. Well, not before the fifties or so.

      Motherfucker threw people offa roofs.

      • Val Kilmer Batman
        Val Kilmer Batman
        April 18, 2011 at 5:56 pm | # | Reply

        It’s not no killing, it’s no guns

        • thomas0comer
          thomas0comer
          August 7, 2012 at 8:18 pm | # | Reply

          Makes the moment over too quick. You need to take time to savor it.

  7. Malekhad
    Malekhad
    December 14, 2010 at 9:32 pm | # | Reply

    Roadblock’s expression is telling Ethan to quit crying.

    • John
      John
      March 19, 2013 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

      No, he’s telling Ethan, “Quit crying, you little baby / Bats’ll be back, that ain’t no maybe.”

  8. Jayzor!
    Jayzor!
    March 25, 2011 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

    I personally, was extremely happy that Dick Grayson was spotlighted for once. He’s tougher than Bruce, more agile than Bruce and just as smart.

  9. anewyorklife
    anewyorklife
    March 25, 2011 at 2:48 am | # | Reply

    Re: the tags. Final Crisis, not Infinite Crisis.

    Just saying.

  10. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm | # | Reply

    Even if they kill off Batman in comic reality, they can always start a new recon, after all, Batman is one of DC’s biggest cashcows.

  11. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    April 13, 2011 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

    Robin explained in words exactly how I understood final crisic better than I could…

  12. aslan's pride
    aslan's pride
    July 24, 2011 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

    but the original Batman carried a gun and wasn’t afraid to use it. Didn’t lose the gun until the tv show.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      July 24, 2011 at 9:21 am | # | Reply

      Batman stopped killing people before Robin showed up, which was within the first year or so of publication. The tv show was an entire two decades later.

      You need to read this: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/22/batman-kills/

  13. Karin
    Karin
    July 7, 2012 at 9:34 pm | # | Reply

    I won’t believe that Batman is “dead” because no DC or Marvel character truly dies, except from old age. With all the times Superman, Wolverine, & Capt. America have technically “died” and have come back I have given up. Even in Anime. DBZ main characters have died so many times over only to come back. So when they finally kill someone off “for real” I will react just like Ethan. :/ For now I will keep believing Batman is out there, somewhere kicking ass. And maybe just maybe he’s fighting a Saber-tooth tiger.

    • foL
      foL
      May 27, 2013 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

      “I won’t believe that Batman is “dead” because no DC or Marvel character truly dies, except from old age.”

      -Uncle Ben.

      Even in Anime. DBZ main characters have died so many times over only to come back.

      -A lot of anime that doesn’t happen in. In DBZ, they have the Dragonballs, so yeah, anyone can pretty much resurrect any good guy they want to, after any fight. Some of the plots were even all about ressurecting people with the Dragonballs.
      But at least they don’t try to hide it. They’re basically completely open about the fact that anyone can come back to life, at any time, after the first few seasons.

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