Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (16) ¬

1. 
   Laup

   September 30, 2010 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

   How do you tell the gender of a hamster anyway?
2. 
   TahlenThorne

   October 12, 2010 at 7:50 pm | # | Reply

   It’s REALLY apparent: male hamsters have huge balls, that hang out under their tails. (And, Huge Hamster Balls becomes my new band name…)

   • 
     David Willis

     October 12, 2010 at 8:55 pm | # | Reply

     Not when they’re young. Both of our sets of hamsters were mis-sexed by professionals. And the vets couldn’t do it either until they got to be about a month or two.

     • 
       DannKast

       December 27, 2010 at 5:04 am | # | Reply

       Time to mis-sex some hams like a pro
     • 
       MikeB

       January 1, 2011 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

       Except that those are too big (they’re bigger than kittens!) so they must be full-grown hamsters.

       • 
         David Willis

         January 1, 2011 at 9:52 am | # | Reply

         If you’re going to start diagnosing the age of the hamsters I draw by their relative size to my cartoony humans, you should probably start with my cartoony humans, who are all about 25-30 and yet have huge heads and hands, and are thus obviously not adults, but five-year-olds.

         • 
           Kai Gon

           February 18, 2011 at 5:51 am | # | Reply

           … so the conclusion must be:
           You, Sir, have terrible drawing skills… #-)

           nevermind…
         • 
           Doctor Who

           June 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm | # | Reply

           I would totally ready Shortpacked Babies.

           ♪ Shortpacked Babies, we’re limit one per case! ♫
           ♪ Shortpacked Babies, Batman can breathe in space! ♫

           ♪ “I like Transformers!” ♫
           ♪ “I like my Hams!” ♫
           ♪ “I love eating sugar!” ♫
           ♪ “Faz wants in Amber’s pants!” ♫

           ♪ “My blade burns for justice!” ♫
           ♪ “I think sci-fi’s the bomb!” ♫
           ♪ “I’m the great communicator!” ♫
           ♪ “And I banged all your moms!” ♫

           • 
             Twigs

             November 9, 2011 at 5:40 pm | # | Reply

             +10 internet points.
3. 
   TheSuperhoo

   November 20, 2010 at 8:49 pm | # | Reply

   hahaha I love Mike’s strategy
4. 
   Kelsey

   March 22, 2011 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

   I like this plan as well. It is humorous.
5. 
   Pippin Tam

   April 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm | # | Reply

   I had two supposedly male hamsters growing. We went to get their genders’ checked when we noticed them getting a bit overly friendly. Turns out, we were right int the first place, they were both males
6. 
   Maycroft

   March 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm | # | Reply

   The only universal way to tell if it’s a male mammal.

   • 
     Dreadjaws

     November 29, 2012 at 6:56 am | # | Reply

     Show them pictures of boobs?
   • 
     Narf

     March 5, 2013 at 9:21 pm | # | Reply

     I’m SO curious what you’re talking about.
7. 
   John

   March 20, 2013 at 4:03 am | # | Reply

   We had gerbils when I was a kid. Never did figure out which they were, except that they were the same, because we had two and never more.