How do you tell the gender of a hamster anyway?
It’s REALLY apparent: male hamsters have huge balls, that hang out under their tails. (And, Huge Hamster Balls becomes my new band name…)
Not when they’re young. Both of our sets of hamsters were mis-sexed by professionals. And the vets couldn’t do it either until they got to be about a month or two.
Time to mis-sex some hams like a pro
Except that those are too big (they’re bigger than kittens!) so they must be full-grown hamsters.
If you’re going to start diagnosing the age of the hamsters I draw by their relative size to my cartoony humans, you should probably start with my cartoony humans, who are all about 25-30 and yet have huge heads and hands, and are thus obviously not adults, but five-year-olds.
… so the conclusion must be:
You, Sir, have terrible drawing skills… #-)
I would totally ready Shortpacked Babies.
♪ Shortpacked Babies, we’re limit one per case! ♫
♪ Shortpacked Babies, Batman can breathe in space! ♫
♪ “I like Transformers!” ♫
♪ “I like my Hams!” ♫
♪ “I love eating sugar!” ♫
♪ “Faz wants in Amber’s pants!” ♫
♪ “My blade burns for justice!” ♫
♪ “I think sci-fi’s the bomb!” ♫
♪ “I’m the great communicator!” ♫
♪ “And I banged all your moms!” ♫
+10 internet points.
hahaha I love Mike’s strategy
I like this plan as well. It is humorous.
I had two supposedly male hamsters growing. We went to get their genders’ checked when we noticed them getting a bit overly friendly. Turns out, we were right int the first place, they were both males
The only universal way to tell if it’s a male mammal.
Show them pictures of boobs?
I’m SO curious what you’re talking about.
We had gerbils when I was a kid. Never did figure out which they were, except that they were the same, because we had two and never more.
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