Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (25) ¬

1. 
   Chiparoo

   August 27, 2010 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply

   GODDAMN this is still my favoritest of your comics XD
2. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 20, 2010 at 10:19 am | # | Reply

   OH GOD there is no way you could have achieved her dialog unless it was transcribed from an actual person cooing over actual cute animals. It is just too perfect and accurate. People’s speech patterns get completely ridiculous around critters. It’s amazing.

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     Zero

     December 23, 2010 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

     Also around babies.
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     Whitecrow256

     May 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

     http://xkcd.com/231/

     I can has xkcd?
3. 
   Ragnal

   January 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

   I love the hamster’s “-_-” expression in the last panel. Prolly unintentional, but it makes it look annoyed with the baby talk.

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     MQQSE

     August 29, 2011 at 7:55 pm | # | Reply

     They seem to usually have that expression on this comic.
4. 
   RandomGirl

   February 1, 2011 at 1:50 pm | # | Reply

   I like how Mike is starting to talk in the lol cat speak. “I has a hammer” lol
5. 
   The Sound Defense

   February 12, 2011 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

   To be fair, I would want to hammer Amber at this point too.

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     Greatest Extinction

     February 27, 2011 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply

     Pretty sure he’s being doing that for a while, actually.
     …
     *loses speaking privileges*

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       Yabumi

       August 6, 2011 at 3:14 am | # | Reply

       And it was very mature of you to accept your loss of these privileges. So, you can make all the double entendres you want.
       …
       *Huge mistake*

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         Menachem Schmuel

         September 23, 2011 at 7:06 pm | # | Reply

         HAH
         HUGE
6. 
   MacAulays

   May 14, 2011 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

   I know she didn’t, but part of my brain screamed “Did she just offer Mike a BJ?” I’ve been up too long.
7. 
   SpiffytheCreative

   June 13, 2011 at 11:00 pm | # | Reply

   I love how he shows emotions around Amber. I mean think about it, he may act angry all the time, but he’s usually rather calm about it.
8. 
   Chels

   June 18, 2011 at 8:39 pm | # | Reply

   All the cutes.
   They are belong to me.

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     dcmeserve

     March 9, 2013 at 3:16 am | # | Reply

     All your cutes are belong to us
9. 
   Lollertron

   July 13, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

   I PUT YOU IN MY MOUFS. Oh my god, that sounds deeply and eternally creepy. I can only hope that I never grow THAT enamored with an animal.
10. 
    Mattrix

    September 24, 2011 at 8:16 am | # | Reply

    Whenever I look at hamsters all I can think about is Ultra-Pi-Pi from Invader Zim.
11. 
    Faokryn

    September 29, 2011 at 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Did Amber just become Vriska for a second there?
12. 
    AwesomesawceMckyoo

    September 29, 2011 at 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    She looks INSANE in that last panel
13. 
    LazerWurm

    September 29, 2011 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    This is how I talk to my cats.
14. 
    BlueMario

    December 12, 2011 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Amber’s last line was alamost enough to literally laugh-out-loud. And I only ever chuckle once.
    The only thing that helped me resist is the fact that I’m in a school library
15. 
    Mikehatesyou

    February 12, 2012 at 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    “I PUT YOU IN MY MOUFS”

    Amber is the third person I heard say this. The first was Cthulhu.

    The second was your mom.
16. 
    Weylen

    March 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm | # | Reply

    And there is that hammer of his..
    Where is the blood of all the other hamsters that have been blessed by the all mighty hammer?!

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      Regalli

      June 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm | # | Reply

      He keeps it nice and clean. What? Just because you’re a nigh-sociopathic asshole doesn’t mean you can’t take pride in your animal-killing tools!
17. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 24, 2013 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Those Amsterdam’s Mike powerless