Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (21) ¬

1. 
   Old_Crow

   July 11, 2010 at 9:48 am | # | Reply

   So where are the female prostitutes? Between power tools and sporting goods?

   • 
     Elliot

     August 31, 2010 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

     No no, that would be /sexist/…
2. 
   gangler

   September 4, 2010 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

   I can’t find the zelda reference…

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     David Willis

     September 4, 2010 at 9:33 am | # | Reply

     I would suggest googling “gannon” and “prostitute.”

     • 
       The Pletch

       September 5, 2010 at 11:20 am | # | Reply

       NOOOOOOOOOO

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         El Quia

         September 19, 2010 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

         The way your comment and your gravatar match is awesome.
3. 
   Anime fan

   October 6, 2010 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

   I am. Disturbed… Although not surprised.
4. 
   J.H.

   October 31, 2010 at 2:42 am | # | Reply

   Out here on the plains of colorado, we don’t have male prostitutes in our walmart stores, just cows.
5. 
   Kelsey

   March 22, 2011 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

   I need to search my local Wal-mart more thoroughly.
6. 
   Plasma Mongoose

   April 10, 2011 at 9:21 pm | # | Reply

   WOW We really need a Wal-mart in Oz.
7. 
   Romanticide

   April 16, 2011 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

   Hey! My Walmart doesn’t have those!!¬.¬
8. 
   YamKing

   April 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

   Woo, first comment after archive binging from Roomies/Walky/J&W to here. Right, down to business:

   Is walmart selling the Cheese in the background there?

   • 
     tiggerpete

     May 12, 2011 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

     I think those are racks of clothes
   • 
     Jason

     September 14, 2011 at 11:51 pm | # | Reply

     Hey, that’s exactly what I thought!
9. 
   Paul1963

   June 12, 2011 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

   But they don’t carry Heather Grahams. I’d like to go to WalMart and pick up a Heather Graham. The “Molly Clock from Scrubs” version.
   Or maybe a “Trillian from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” Zooey Deschanel.

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     Aslee

     June 22, 2011 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply

     In that vein, I don’t see why they don’t carry Batman. Or Young!Harrison Ford.

     Or Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch… Because I would buy Sherlock Holmes.

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       Lis

       May 21, 2013 at 7:01 pm | # | Reply

       oh man if they sold young harrison ford I might have to reevaluate my “never shop at walmart” rule
10. 
    Menachem Schmuel

    October 16, 2011 at 11:36 pm | # | Reply

    This is literally my favorite strip. In all of the archives. And lucky me, it happens to be part of my favorite storyline.
11. 
    Twigs

    November 9, 2011 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    This is amazing. Why is this not real life.
12. 
    Petercat

    February 26, 2012 at 2:07 am | # | Reply

    I’ve searched every Wal-Mart in the area, but all I can find are Chinese prostitutes. Where can I find a Wal-Mart that carries USA products?
13. 
    Chris

    April 26, 2012 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    You’d think those guys would get chilly.